Because deep down they despise customers and the less time spent with you the better.


Why do the massage people leave you alone for 5 minutes at the start to undress
Why can't they just stay and watch you undress
They undress in front of you anyways
I want to say hey stay baby watch me take off my clothes


Because deep down they despise customers and the less time spent with you the better.


Workplace or cock fatigue


Sometimes they simply taking the chance grabbing a coffee between tricks. I don't mind it. A lot of shops they bounce quick after you come to go to their own shower...I prefer that I prefer the peace and quiet at that point






I always wait until they come in. Then I say hello. Then the clock starts, then they start to undress me. Nobody has ever told me to get undressed and take a shower.







Those 5 mins? That ain't fucken prep or powder time. It’s a fucken psychological ambush...a forced encounter with your inner self. It's 5mins out of your busy life where you're standing half-naked in an unfamiliar dimly lit room questioning your life choices and your entire existence. Then for the next 25/55mins you forget about the stresses of life.



Time wasting..... unlike the lovely J girl I saw a few weeks ago - she took me into the shower and soaped me all nice first, got me to soap her down too.... I've had an Aussie girl drop me in the room to have my shower, then came back five minutes later and proceeded to have her shower....
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“I've been thinking with my guts since I was fourteen years old, and frankly speaking, between you and me, I have come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.”
― Nick Hornby, High Fidelity


They dont, and I am always nice and nearly always get great service. Always book an hour and tell them early its a 2 shot visit. 5 muns hear or there don't bother me, I am always rooted by the end




Like Madness123 I always wait until they come into the room looking at the clock together and agree the start time is now so we finish at ..... yes ! Agreed and settled
Double_adapter usually have my own routine of getting out my own lotion / lube - turning off their speaker as always bring my own - making sure my wallet keys etc are put away and the room is set up the way I want it so I don't think about this haunting thoughts