Quote Originally Posted by hoshimoony View Post
I've been meaning to see Catherine for ages, so many distractions!
Just had my annual salary review which is based around our companies core behaviours/values and my major improvement opportunity was to be more "purposeful" apparently I'm a yes man who sets aside my own projects to help out other team members. I do piss all at work anyway and now my boss is telling not to help my colleagues.

So during my working day instead of choosing between going to the movies or going punting I'll just do both in the same day.

(Hoshimoony's annual salary review)

Generic Boss: "heya Josh please have a seat"

Hoshimoony: "ummmm sorry its Hosh"

Generic Boss: "that's what I said"

Hoshimoony: "no you said Josh my name is Hosh"

Generic Boss: "look whatever your name is, the point is this you need to be more "purposeful", your doing an outstanding work with your Ginza index and your co presidency over the Hoshi and Jasmin accounts but you need more time for your personal pursuits....relax a little, enjoy life...any comments?"

Hoshimoony: "can I go now?"

Generic Boss: "ok Josh have a great day keep up the good work"

Hoshimoony: "its Hosh! my name is Hosh!"

Generic Boss: "ok Dave, bye could you send in Timmins"

Hoshimoony: "FML!"