Top 8 signs you may be a simp. And some advice.

[Hedonisticfun]

Let's go. Add yours.

Numero 1 - You buy her gifts.
Hate to break it to you, but she doesn't give a shit. You not gonna get better service, or be her favourite client. Why? Cos there's blokes better looking than you, who fuck her better, and get better service out of her, for less. And have her respect.

Numero 2. - You ask for her phone number.
You want it "just in case she moves shop" - right? Or for ease of booking?
Or to text her how her weekend was? Dude, she's been sucking dicks which are bigger and thicker than yours of blokes like me who jizzed in her mouth. That's how it was. Ok.
Don't fucken text her. She does't care.

Numero 3. - You tip
You really are a piss weak simp. Alpha male stud fuckers never tip. If we like the whore, we return. That is her tip.

Numero 4 - You ask her for dinner.
I'm not even gonna bother. You're a simp non-plus-ultra. Better pay her for every hour that she could earn fucking other men.

Numero 5 - You think $280/hr is good value in Sydney.

Err wrong. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?
I can guarantee you there's blokes that fuck fitter and sexier women, longer and harder for $100 an hour less.

Numero 6 - You book her for 3,4,5,6 or more hours.

Unless you fuck that long or toke, you are a needy simp. You could fuck 3,4,5,6 other women instead. Simp.

Numero 7 - You come here posting threads about 'catching feelings', marrying her etc.
Man the fuck up! The whore is out there to make money. If you need to sober up, ask her if she'll fuck you for free.

Numero 8 - You're 60 plus years old and still seeing 22-25 year old women.
You're not only a simp, but also a loser. And you look pathetic in the waiting room. The Asian women particularly from Hong Kong have a word for you "Hamsuplo" or Ham Sup Lou, a salty fish "lecherous man" or pervert. Maybe try women around your own age simp.

Numero 9 - You're one of these punters that makes bookings and/or hands over cash without meeting the women first.
Sign of a weak simp who thinks with his dick. Man the fuck up and take control.

Haha summarisation from a gay basher , Aussiehotguy , the real macho man . As I said before graduate school bully , Australia's Jake the Muss , bra boy or shire boy that can't have a serious relationship with white anglo saxon women and can only have gratituos sex with the finesse of a rabbit for money with Asians who have no scruples . Aussiehotguy , Paul Hogan's Arthur Dunger haha

[justincase]

Most men move on from white women to Asian women because Asian women are so much better in so many ways.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

Most men move on from white women to Asian women because Asian women are so much better in so many ways.

Well said. My last cauc was in 2008 and it’s been all Asian ever since. Totally not attracted to them. Ugly big feet uggh. And so loud when they get on the piss.

[Rustyman1980]

At least some of us are Alpha
Unlike you pussy simps on here

I'm 100 fucking percent with Aussiehotguy

Goon and Hedo are two of the biggest losers in here and we know in life too.

No, raging over you simps so you grow a pair of fucking balls, it's cause weak ass losers like you this Women movement bullshit is classified typical manly men as toxic.

Aussie guy, keeping it real mate, we know we're the fucking shit and Goon bag needs to get T bagged

Numero 9 - You obsess over being an alpha and not a simp and rage against simps to feel more alpha. Also you bash gays because you're in the closet.

[tcrawford]

100% of guys paying for sex are simps including myself. But do you know what's worse than a simp? An out of shape simp.

Guys claiming to be alpha, please post your physiques so I can laugh.

[sleepy57]

After just reading this post from aussiehotguy & having a good laugh , I'm just wondering how much he pays his CARER to take him from his nursing home to indulge in steps 1 to 10 .

[Sinkie]

Most men move on from white women to Asian women because Asian women are so much better in so many ways.

Which Asian? East Asian women are no different than Caucasian women, if not worse. They're all brain damaged. Southeast Asia is where all the gems are, and it has been that way for many years. That's why it's the most popular among passport bros. China might still have some in rural areas.

[massageangel]

Well said. My last cauc was in 2008 and it’s been all Asian ever since. Totally not attracted to them. Ugly big feet uggh. And so loud when they get on the piss.

when are not on the piss...?

https://youtu.be/nb2Fe_YfHc8

[justincase]

100% of guys paying for sex are simps including myself. But do you know what's worse than a simp? An out of shape simp.

Guys claiming to be alpha, please post your physiques so I can laugh.

If punting is a mission objective and not some afterthought then it’s only right you be in your best shape.

I have women run their hands over my abs during sex so I suppose I must be fit? I have women ask me do I go to the gym? I frequently have women smile and tell me I look good. Their eyes always move down to my dick. It’s there covered up with clothes but they linger on it. They deliberately stare at it. I hardly ever return the perv on them because that would suggest I’m interested and most times I’m not.

You guys think men are the pervs, women are just as bad and they’re not ashamed to let you know they’re staring. They look you over then down their stare goes to your dick.

The last woman that looked at my crutch was an Asian lesbian, the woman before that was the instagram model. They deliberately stare always. Ok there’s a bulge but that’s how it is.

[tcrawford]

Post your physique I'll let you know if you are actually in shape.

Girls actually have no idea what a good physique is, anyone can get compliments from a girl just doing the bare minimum exercise. The bar is that low because most guys are completely out of shape. Take Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love bedroom scene when he takes off his shirt. That's 6 month newbie gains training till mild discomfort.

[justincase]

Post your physique I'll let you know if you are actually in shape.

If I can smash four women over two hours and my current best of five women over a three hour period I’d say I’m in shape.

I’m talking smashing, pounding, hard sweaty nonstop change the bedsheets not once but twice, sex. You don’t get to do that without being fit.

Like I said, I’ve never met a woman to match me, they just aren’t fit enough.

[justincase]

Post your physique I'll let you know if you are actually in shape.

Girls actually have no idea what a good physique is, anyone can get compliments from a girl just doing the bare minimum exercise. The bar is that low because most guys are completely out of shape. Take Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love bedroom scene when he takes off his shirt. That's 6 month newbie gains training till mild discomfort.

Ha you’re close and since we’re throwing out analogies a boxer/thug a month ago said I looked like Ivan Drago. I had to google it and that’s a closer look.

Now if he’s fit then so am I.

Happy?

[johncitizen]

If I can smash four women over two hours and my current best of five women over a three hour period I’d say I’m in shape.

I’m talking smashing, pounding, hard sweaty nonstop change the bedsheets not once but twice, sex. You don’t get to do that without being fit.

Like I said, I’ve never met a woman to match me, they just aren’t fit enough.

Not a bad effort.

[tcrawford]

Lots of shit talking and still hasn't posted his physique.

[jaquedm1307]

Lots of shit talking and still hasn't posted his physique.

Sounds remarkably like our mate Chadthundercock - must be very arduous having to seek so much public validation when you believe you're so close to perfect !

Though maybe you should review how you claim to treat the girls 'smashing' 'pounding' - now that's what one calls a real macho man !

PS I'm your average guy enjoying a bit of fun with punting and find my niche which suits my agenda

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

Lots of shit talking and still hasn't posted his physique.

Lol. I should start a thread "Top 10 signs you may be a queer-eyed gay fag."

Dude, if you gonna ask to see another blokes physique, at least say "no-homo" lol.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

100% of guys paying for sex are simps including myself. But do you know what's worse than a simp? An out of shape simp.

Guys claiming to be alpha, please post your physiques so I can laugh.

Dude you just don't get it. 100% of guys do pay for pussy. Let that sink in.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

Which Asian? East Asian women are no different than Caucasian women, if not worse. They're all brain damaged. Southeast Asia is where all the gems are, and it has been that way for many years. That's why it's the most popular among passport bros. China might still have some in rural areas.

I've had great pussy everywhere in Asia. Didn't matter where I went - Singapore, Malaysia, Cambodia, Vietnam and Thailand.

Never been to China but itd be the same.

[AUSSIEHOTGUY]

If I can smash four women over two hours and my current best of five women over a three hour period I’d say I’m in shape.

I’m talking smashing, pounding, hard sweaty nonstop change the bedsheets not once but twice, sex. You don’t get to do that without being fit.

Like I said, I’ve never met a woman to match me, they just aren’t fit enough.

Totally. This is exactly what its about. Ensuring their earn their pay and a punter's respect.

But most of the simps here will sit there trying to make conversation on the translator app. Numero 12- You're one of those punters who tries to engage a SW in conversation. SIMP!

[HiredGoon]

At least some of us are Alpha
Unlike you pussy simps on here

When are you guys gonna learn? If you have to self proclaim yourself to be an alpha you are definitely not an alpha.

Aussie guy, keeping it real mate, we know we're the fucking shit and Goon bag needs to get T bagged

I'm flattered Rustyballs but you're gonna have to find someone else to teabag. Nice work with Goon bag though, that gave me a chuckle.

Also if you have to self proclaim yourself to be the fucking shit, you definitely ain't the fucking shit.