Mimi @ Burwood

[11Bravo]

Since you've invited the feedback:

I saw Mimi last year based on all the psyop level praise from this forum, including from yourself.

I am in my mid 20s, I do not find her attractive at all, she is much older than me, massage was mediocre, breasts were hard and small, not suitable for titfuck at all. Handjob was confined to one at start and one at end and had zero edging. I will say it was cheap at least.

I didn't write an AR because I was extremely disappointed and wasted my money, but recognise this is their livelihood. Seeing these forum members act like she's the best thing since sliced bread makes me sad for the other fools who will learn my lesson.

I appreciate your post; certainly your experience. No doubt about it.

My experience was different, opposite end of the spectrum actually. First time I saw her, she first asked me if I'd like to cum twice. After I thanked her for her optimism, I said once would be enough. Back then, she was using oil. She's since switched to a heated nuru liquid. I found her massage to be enjoyable, relaxing (with the tunes), along with a bit of TT. She then climbed on the table for some B2B. She'll certainly never be called slender, but I was amazed at her body control, able to control how much and where her body pressed. And it was certainly much more than a standard rack-B2B, she used every part of her body during the slip-n-slide. And it was a "full" slip-n-slide, top to bottom and back. On the flip, she repeated her dexterous maneuvers, using quite a number of her body parts. The first time, she dismounted and proceeded to a very nice NHJ. I asked for Spanish; she readily agreed, not vocal, but by jumping back on the table, using her rack to stimulate Rupert, the one-eyed trouser snake as she leaned over me. I asked her for a reposition, she readily agreed, pulling me up onto her legs, leaning over, so I could avail myself with her "upper" pleasure valley. Now, she doesn't have monstrous mountains, but I found that her buns (switching analogies), NOT stale (rock hard), were sufficient enough to envelope my hotdog sufficiently, with her pressing them together to provide friction, along with the solid base of her breastbone. With her skilled movements, along with my upward thrusts, mayonnaise eventually coated all. Unlike I'd say a number of other providers, she did not quickly dismount to shower (there is a shower in the room), but rather continued to massage, first with rack, then with hands, to empty out every drop of mayonnaise from the jar, and even then, continue until I nodded and mumbled "OK". ONLY THEN did she dismount and cease her ministrations, asking if it was enough.

I will say that I find it pleasurable enough to repeat several times a year. And she is class enough, even with those infrequent visits, to remember me (we share a personal joke from that first visit) and what I like even with a 9 month gap.

Now you very well might say psyop level propaganda while I'll say "just MY experience". I have no investment in LSM or Mimi, receiving no benefits or considerations from either for good reviews.

Not looking for a flame war, but maybe individual attitudes have something to do with it. You seem a bit upset that you were "disappointed and wasted your money" with an "older" woman because of the hype. I don't have that problem. Perhaps I had a better experience because Asians respect their elders. Perhaps because I never enter with unrealistic expectations, concentrating on the positive rather than the negative. Perhaps I'm never disappointed because it's, as I often say, "Now I know what her experience is like with me"; I've certainly written "one and done" AR's. And finally maybe because I've been around long enough to understand YMMV.

You sound like there might be some great conspiracy to mislead junior members into wasting their time and money. I think the posted AR's clearly describe her experience with the poster; yours, mine, others. PERHAPS your expectations, your initial impressions, dimmed your enjoyment of what was offered. IME, providers tend to mirror their clients' attitudes. But I can see your point - I just don't understand all the hype and praise for Guinness Stout, that bitter foul tasting brew (yes, heresy I know). It certainly leaves a bad taste it MY mouth, but that's just my experience.

I think she offers a unique experience that I enjoy. And now there are multiple experiences for readers to decide for themselves.

Que the chorus: YMMV, YMMV, YMMV... fa la la la la.

[MrPaizuri]

I appreciate your post; certainly your experience. No doubt about it.

My experience was different, opposite end of the spectrum actually. First time I saw her, she first asked me if I'd like to cum twice. After I thanked her for her optimism, I said once would be enough. Back then, she was using oil. She's since switched to a heated nuru liquid. I found her massage to be enjoyable, relaxing (with the tunes), along with a bit of TT. She then climbed on the table for some B2B. She'll certainly never be called slender, but I was amazed at her body control, able to control how much and where her body pressed. And it was certainly much more than a standard rack-B2B, she used every part of her body during the slip-n-slide. And it was a "full" slip-n-slide, top to bottom and back. On the flip, she repeated her dexterous maneuvers, using quite a number of her body parts. The first time, she dismounted and proceeded to a very nice NHJ. I asked for Spanish; she readily agreed, not vocal, but by jumping back on the table, using her rack to stimulate Rupert, the one-eyed trouser snake as she leaned over me. I asked her for a reposition, she readily agreed, pulling me up onto her legs, leaning over, so I could avail myself with her "upper" pleasure valley. Now, she doesn't have monstrous mountains, but I found that her buns (switching analogies), NOT stale (rock hard), were sufficient enough to envelope my hotdog sufficiently, with her pressing them together to provide friction, along with the solid base of her breastbone. With her skilled movements, along with my upward thrusts, mayonnaise eventually coated all. Unlike I'd say a number of other providers, she did not quickly dismount to shower (there is a shower in the room), but rather continued to massage, first with rack, then with hands, to empty out every drop of mayonnaise from the jar, and even then, continue until I nodded and mumbled "OK". ONLY THEN did she dismount and cease her ministrations, asking if it was enough.

I will say that I find it pleasurable enough to repeat several times a year. And she is class enough, even with those infrequent visits, to remember me (we share a personal joke from that first visit) and what I like even with a 9 month gap.

Now you very well might say psyop level propaganda while I'll say "just MY experience". I have no investment in LSM or Mimi, receiving no benefits or considerations from either for good reviews.

Not looking for a flame war, but maybe individual attitudes have something to do with it. You seem a bit upset that you were "disappointed and wasted your money" with an "older" woman because of the hype. I don't have that problem. Perhaps I had a better experience because Asians respect their elders. Perhaps because I never enter with unrealistic expectations, concentrating on the positive rather than the negative. Perhaps I'm never disappointed because it's, as I often say, "Now I know what her experience is like with me"; I've certainly written "one and done" AR's. And finally maybe because I've been around long enough to understand YMMV.

You sound like there might be some great conspiracy to mislead junior members into wasting their time and money. I think the posted AR's clearly describe her experience with the poster; yours, mine, others. PERHAPS your expectations, your initial impressions, dimmed your enjoyment of what was offered. IME, providers tend to mirror their clients' attitudes. But I can see your point - I just don't understand all the hype and praise for Guinness Stout, that bitter foul tasting brew (yes, heresy I know). It certainly leaves a bad taste it MY mouth, but that's just my experience.

I think she offers a unique experience that I enjoy. And now there are multiple experiences for readers to decide for themselves.

Que the chorus: YMMV, YMMV, YMMV... fa la la la la.

Haha I respect my elders well enough mate.

I think we can agree that your mileage may vary.

One bad review against so many good reviews shouldn't harm the lass.

To insinuate that I had a bad attitude and this was mirrored is just so laughable.

A fool and his money are easily parted, that's all I want other forum readers to remember.

[MasterPaizuri]

Agree with MrPaizuri

I've mentioned this in another thread as well.

Her tits are bolted on and not big or squishy enough for tit fucking.

Massage was average and I got a jackhammer job at the end cause she couldn't make me cum.

Having said that, no build up, no teasing during massage. Then just tugging away at me telling me I'm running out of time.

And to the point about Asians respecting their elders, I'd say that's universal no?

Or better idea. Respect everyone regardless of age? Just a thought.

I'd also put forward that most men would respect women, younger or older. Especially those in a profession like this where you're naked in a room with a stranger.

According to MY mileage, Mimi's service isn't the second coming of the holy grail as some people deify her.

Others may enjoy it, but it was definitely not for me and the offence taken at genuine feedback is laughable

Unless there's business or personal interests......why do others care about positive or negative feedback?