There’s a new AMP that just opened on Anzac Ave and I was curious to see what they had to offer. Since it’s a bit tucked away, I figured it’d be worth checking out.

On Google Maps they listed different services with prices according to duration. So far, so good. So on Saturday I decided to swing by. I got ready, slipped 200 bucks in my pocket, and headed out for a nice relaxing session.

The access was pretty straightforward, just park on the street behind and the door is easy to spot. I opened it and stepped into the reception area. At first all I saw was the price list and some welcome candies on the table, pretty standard for these kinds of places. After a few seconds I heard a voice calling me, but it wasn’t in English. I figured I needed to walk down the hallway where the massage rooms are. That’s when I met Linda, a Chinese woman I’d guess was in her fifties, small and slim. She took charge right away and invited me into a room. I’m young but I’ve always found the “aunty” experiences pretty chill, so I thought, why not?

She immediately showed me the price list with the durations, but she didn’t speak any English at all. I used hand gestures to communicate. Pretty quickly I realized that most of the services listed on Google Maps didn’t exist, total bullshit.

I thought, alright, let’s test the waters with 45 minutes for 75 bucks so I can get a feel without getting burned too hard. I handed her the money straight up. She bent down to get change from a shelf, opened a box, and I caught a glimpse of a strip of condoms. Okay, this story’s looking promising. Then she signaled for me to undress right in front of her. Without hesitation I stripped completely naked, cock out, and she told me to get on the massage table.

The massage started. Her phone kept ringing constantly, which was pretty annoying. She stopped once or twice to reply to messages. Not great, but whatever. No music, the vibe felt a bit cold, and I could hear some guy eating loudly through the curtain in the distance. So far, not amazing. She placed towels over my body and began massaging gently, but it was honestly too light. I wasn’t impressed. After a few minutes on my back, she removed the top towel and switched to oil. It felt nice but nothing special, very basic. She lightly did my arms, then moved lower. She took off the second towel so I was completely naked. She worked on my calves (a part I don’t love because pressing inside the legs feels a bit uncomfortable), then oiled up my ass. That’s when it started feeling good. The back-and-forth of her hands relaxed me, and gradually I realized she was slowly moving toward the inside of my cheeks. The massage was getting better.

She began sliding her hands between my legs and around my asshole, nice and slow, once, twice, three times, then ran her fingers straight from my balls along my crack, brushing my hole on the way. I started getting hard. It was really starting to feel good. I let out a little moan to show I liked it and she responded in kind. Up to that point it still felt like part of the massage, which was cool. She kept stimulating me with her fingers and honestly I wouldn’t have minded if she slipped one inside, lol. Then she went back to normal massage for about five minutes, left for thirty seconds, came back, and asked me to flip over.

By then I had softened a bit. She said something in Chinese I didn’t understand, so she showed me her phone with Google Translate. It said: “Do you want a handjob?”

At that moment I was definitely in the mood to finish, but I didn’t want to get scammed either. I asked the price. She opened a WeChat photo with a price list and showed me HANDJOB, BLOWJOB, SEX, while starting to play with my nipple. I thought, hmm why not, I wouldn’t mind pounding a granny if her pussy is nice and wet. But she hadn’t given any prices yet. I asked “PRICE?” She told me handjob 50, blowjob 100, sex 150. I said too expensive. She countered with sex 120. I told her no, handjob is fine. I really wanted to fuck her but I only had about 10 minutes left and I’d already dropped 75 bucks.

I handed her 50, lay back down. She grabbed a big bottle of oil and started with a light massage all around my cock to spread it, going between my legs, playing with my balls, then stroking it along the shaft. As a big fan of lingam massage, I enjoyed it. Then she wrapped her palm around my head and started slow, firm strokes. I liked that. I was scared she’d try to make me cum right away, so I focused and tried to stay calm so I wouldn’t peak too fast. She kept the strokes going and I relaxed deeply. Then she switched to both hands and started jerking me vigorously, like she was whipping thick cream. She was really going for it, determined to make me blow my load. But I managed to lock in and just enjoyed watching her work hard to finish me quick. I was in full edging mode and loving this part. I could tell she wanted it over, and I just watched her with pleasure.

She made a hand gesture asking if I wanted to cum. I gave her a relaxed smile like “no no baby, not yet, I’m enjoying this.” My cock stayed rock hard while I glanced at the clock to stretch the last 5 minutes. She started rubbing my asshole with her other hand. I moaned loudly in the room and she did the same, trying to push me over the edge. I let the excitement build slowly. Then it was time, I clenched my cock as hard as I could and moaned even louder (she might have started panicking, lol). I exploded in three long jets all the way up to my chest. Wow, it was intense. Felt so fucking good.She kept stroking me gently to bring down the erection. My stomach was covered in cum, bruuuh. Then she grabbed tissues to wipe me clean, followed by hot towels all over my body to get the last drops. I smiled at her. She said “finish,” I got up right away, completely dizzy from how powerful the orgasm was, and got dressed calmly. She typed a message on her phone thanking me for coming and gave me her name for next time. She walked me to the door and I grabbed a candy on the way out.

A pretty nice Saturday morning. Will I go back? Mmm, probably not. I still think AMPs in Australia are expensive for the service you get. Still, I appreciated the effort, she tried to get me excited by rubbing my ass. I thought she’d start “accidentally” touching my cock directly.

Your turn to test it out!