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    Lavender in Kenmore

    Just off Moggill Rd roundabout a smidge up Brookfield Rd park at the Village the pedestrian crossing lights take you to the front door

    Anna the owner is worth taking to re: girls they vary by the day

    Not sharing mine but the girl I saw left even Aqua in the dust...and I love Aqua

    I'll encourage them to get a similar page to Aqua's Locanto up

    Do not expect an experienced professional but enjoy the beauty

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    Sigh.
    Aqua in Hamilton?
    As per your spelling?
    https://www.fresha.com/lvp/aqua-mass...amilton-2GbMJ0

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    Anyone know if Aqua (Hamilton) and Acqua Massage (Taringa ) are run by the same owner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hermes At Home View Post
    Anyone know if Aqua (Hamilton) and Acqua Massage (Taringa ) are run by the same owner?
    No connection.
    Ones a dingy shithole, the others in Hamilton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bed Wrecker View Post
    No connection.
    Ones a dingy shithole, the others in Hamilton
    Lol found the guy who can't talk to girls and turns up looking like shit

    Acqua in Taringa has fantastic girls who feel safe and in control unlike most others

    The retention of the good ones alone speaks for itself

    They probably should hire a machine and deep clean my fluids out of the carpets though. Room 3 has openable windows!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrisVegastafarian View Post
    They probably should hire a machine and deep clean my fluids out of the carpets though. Room 3 has openable windows!
    Thanks for putting that image in my head.
    Only shops with tiled floors for me from now on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrisVegastafarian View Post
    Lol found the guy who can't talk to girls and turns up looking like shit

    Acqua in Taringa has fantastic girls who feel safe and in control unlike most others

    The retention of the good ones alone speaks for itself

    They probably should hire a machine and deep clean my fluids out of the carpets though. Room 3 has openable windows!
    I'm surprised any makes it to the carpet.

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    Any info on aqua Hamilton?
    Sure I saw someone asking if Lauren still work there? May I’m have the name wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrisVegastafarian View Post
    Lol found the guy who can't talk to girls and turns up looking like shit
    Soon as you saw me pal, you'd be just one of a long line of guys that wants to blow me or offers up their arse.
    Might even let you if you are pretty enough

    Quote Originally Posted by BrisVegastafarian View Post
    Acqua in Taringa has fantastic girls who feel safe and in control unlike most others
    Glad you could finally spell the name of the shop properly.

    Quote Originally Posted by BrisVegastafarian View Post
    The retention of the good ones alone speaks for itself
    Sunny brings business. She leaves, the shop has to find another drawcard

    Quote Originally Posted by BrisVegastafarian View Post
    They probably should hire a machine and deep clean my fluids out of the carpets though. Room 3 has openable windows!
    The whole place needs a bleach bomb through it.
    Few girls have any pride in cleaning carpet properly and the decor was dated in the 60s.
    If the police ran DNA through the place, half of Brisbane would come up.
    And not just jizz. Piss, shit, saliva. Not just human.

    Lazy owners beget lazy staff who beget shit customers.
    Have some decency for fucks sake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bed Wrecker View Post
    Lazy owners beget lazy staff who beget shit customers.
    Accurate. Just hoping I’m not yet a shit customer…

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    Imagine someone taking a UV light into one of the rooms and videoing the results - it would prbly look like something out of an Alien vs Predator movie lol

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    Lavender Kenmore Ani review

    This is one of my first posts. Please forgive any unusual terminology.

    I visited LAVENDER in KENMORE a few times recently. This is a review.

    The back door entrance is fine and allows entry and exit without public eyes on customers. The shower is just inside the back door. The shower pan is very shallow and doesn’t drain very well. The shower itself is very small and difficult to clean oneself inside it. There is not enough space to really put your clothes while bathing. The water temperature is ok but not great. The water pressure could be improved a bit too.

    The towels are Terry towelling and adequate.

    The place seems like it could do with a clean but it’s not filthy.

    They advertise a milking table. The person I saw was called Ani. She appears Chinese probably 30s. She certainly knows her way around the male reproductive organ. That part of it was quite satisfactory. The massage was reasonable too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duffer View Post
    This is one of my first posts. Please forgive any unusual terminology.

    I visited LAVENDER in KENMORE a few times recently. This is a review.

    The back door entrance is fine and allows entry and exit without public eyes on customers. The shower is just inside the back door. The shower pan is very shallow and doesn’t drain very well. The shower itself is very small and difficult to clean oneself inside it. There is not enough space to really put your clothes while bathing. The water temperature is ok but not great. The water pressure could be improved a bit too.

    The towels are Terry towelling and adequate.

    The place seems like it could do with a clean but it’s not filthy.

    They advertise a milking table. The person I saw was called Ani. She appears Chinese probably 30s. She certainly knows her way around the male reproductive organ. That part of it was quite satisfactory. The massage was reasonable too.
    Maybe more commentary on the actual mls and service rather than decor, but thank you for getting this thread back on track after all the Acqua talk.

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    Any updates on this shop? How does one contact them or obtain their roster?

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