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    The boiler punt - I did it so you don't have to.

    As we all know, after Aspley, you cross into the boiler pot of Moreton Bay. As I'm sometimes lazy and can't be bothered driving, i end up at the known boiler joints of MB. I haven't posted a review in some time, so this might be a long one.

    Mansha Thai
    Location: busy road, side door but i have never seen it.
    Shower: don't think it has one.
    Services: standard prices.
    Extras: standard prices.
    Clipper shave:$30
    Payment: Cash

    I have attended this shop a few times to get the bush trimmed with clippers. Texted the shop, made an appointment, headed down and did the walk of shame along the main road. Entered the shop and was greeted by a small, skinny old lady. Told her my booking, and she ushered me into the room.

    The room was dark, with a massage table, a mirror and a disco light. She asked me to undress and lie on my back and left the room, she came back in and switched the main lights on and looked at me in all my glory.

    Started the process, chucked some batteries in her shaver, sterilised the heads and guards (thank god!) chucked on some gloves and started shaving. She is great, took her time, had laser focus and made sure she got every Hair, as little wedge gets whipped in every direction for the shave grows and shrinks in her hand.

    She finishes up and tells me to turn over and get on my knees, i didn't hesitate but I was very confused, as I knelt on the table head down ass up, with white lights bearing down, I felt like an OF model ready for a show.

    The old lady mumbles i shave your ass and proceeds to spread me wide with her hands and inspects the eye of Sauron and asks me to take over and keep it spread well she shaved my crack and dot until it's smooth. She proceeds to put some lovely oil mixture all over and in my ass, balls and little wedge to stop itching, rash, ingrown (it worked)

    As I'm still up she cleaned off the table and asked if i want happy ending, i stupidly said yes… she proceeds to take the gloves off, squirt the oil and go to town, little wedge wasn't having a bar of it, she notices and pulls her pants down and continues, even with that, i did not finish, we stopped, she didn't ask for money and i left.

    Massage: NA
    Extra: not for me
    Shave/trim: amazing!

    I have returned a few times and only for a shave and I love getting the shave, but never again for extras.

    Thai Body
    Location: busy road, no side door.
    Shower: i don't think they have one.
    Services: standard prices.
    Extras: standard prices
    Payment: Cash & EFT

    I was shocked to see a new shop opening up a shop away from Mansha, and because I'm a sucker for punishment and can't resist a new shop opening, I booked a massage.

    Standard process, texted, went down, greeted by the owner (description later) and paid for 30min with NHJ, $150 and ushered into a room.

    Owner came in, she was, I want to say 40s, tall, thick, huge breasts, nice big ass and just the happiest person i have ever met (opening week)

    She started the massage, was good, good pressure, a nice massage, she was happy with me touching her legs and thighs as she massaged and when she was done she moved got naked and moved to a sensual approach, she grabbed my hand and put it on her pussy as she touched grabbed and tickled my little wedge and slapped my ass.

    She flipped me over and i took her all in, she was bigger, brown-skinned, voluptuous and had a huuugggeeee rack and ass, I'm into it, she didn't have supermodel beauty but her body was my cup of tea.

    She was very very open to me touching, kissing and playing with her whole body, she didn't rush she played and enjoyed herself with little wedge, taking her time, teasing, enjoying me pleasing her, she decided that she liked me and wanted to do something special for no extra cost, she oiled up and sat ontop of me and used her pissy and hand to rub little wedge to the edge, then moved him between her boobs and finished him off covering herself in wedge juice.

    All in all, it was a lot of fun and a lot of pleasure for me, would i return? Yes! Because i liked it. Recommended for the normal punter? No it's a boiler shop.

    After a few weeks, I returned for a second visit, and i unfortunately didn't get the owner, instead, I got a lovely asian woman, 40s, short, nice body, average looks, same as before, $150 massage, NHJ, naked on the table.

    The massage was good, she was naked the whole time, with lots of touching, playing, teasing and pleasing each other.

    On the flip side, she was a freak, talking dirty super dirty, all over me, on top of the table, playing with herself, Cummings on my fingers and using my cock like it was her own, after going over by 20 min she was sitting between my legs and finishing me off, crazy smile on her face and begging to pay more next time so i can cum inside her.

    What happened next shocked me and made little wedge hard as a rock again, she smiled, leaned down and licked the cum from the base to the tip of my cock and off her hands, smiled and said Next time you pay more and I'll make sure it's special.

    Would i return? Again, yes!, She was crazy and i loved it, recommend for a normal punter? No it's a boiler shop, the looks arnt there but two lucky punts and a fun time.

    Strathpine Massage Centre
    Location: not too open, but next to a coffee shop and gym off a main road.
    Shower: don't know.
    Service: standard prices.
    Extras: standard prices.
    Payment: cash.

    Again, it was new, i was in just from that, and oh boy was i disappointed, texted, got a text back free now you come now, was a big red flag, walked in, greeted by an older asian lady who has $$ in her eyes, paid for the massage and stupidly NHJ $150.

    Naked on the table, ML nowhere to be seen for a good 20 min, I hear the door open and close and hear the washing up start.. She double-booked me… she came in, started the massage, rushed, nothing great, flip.. She's naked, offering me every service under the sun, while furiously jerking little wedge.

    The more i said no, the more the prices changed for things, i finally said no, i have no money, and that stopped the questioning.

    She finished me off, i felt deflated and unfulfilled and left never to return.

    Everything was bad, ML wasn't great, a total turnoff and $$ hungry and not afraid to hide it.

    Don't recommend for anyone!

    Elemental Focus Massage

    Location: busy road, but car park behind the shop with a back door.
    Shower: no
    Service: standard prices
    Extras: standard prices
    Payment: cash

    Now i have many stories here, from day 1 of opening, I went and enjoyed it, different girls, some young, some old, some hot milfs with amazing bodies and some Aussie girls but as time went on, all that was left was the owner and an older asian lady.

    The owner was fantastic, she was curvy and a lot of fun, with a good massage fun finisher and not pushy, I'll never forget the day she answered her phone to her lawyer it was urgent she said, i said that's ok thinking she would stop… nope, she kept going, she pulled her dress up, leg on the table for me to play with her, well she jerked little wedge and talked on the phone to her lawyer about her business. I came as she was going back and forth on the phone, 10/10 weirdest and funniest situation.

    Would i return? Maybe one day, would i recommend it for a normal punter? No not anymore it's now a full boiler shop, dead and gone.

    Wounded massage

    Location: discreet; the car park is behind the buildings and the entrance is next to it.
    Shower: yes, but never ever go in it looks gross.
    Services: standard price
    Extras: standard price
    Payment: cash and EFT

    This tiny hole in the wall is a weird one, the building and the woman are older, always have been always will be, except there was a young hot indian girl who worked there for a few weeks.

    This place is just a boiler shop, it doesn't pretend, it doesn't offer the world, it's a simple quiet boiler shop, run by lovely older women, never pushy, ok massage and just average service, the one thing i like about this place is the rooms are awesome and big, the worst thing is the shower is fucking gross. Nothing really amazing it just exists and knows what it is.

    Would i return? Eh, recommend to a normal punter? God no.

    Sa Massage

    All i have to say is even for me, fuck no, this place is so fucking pushy, same rush-job lady every time, expensive and just doesn't give a shit, the rooms are great tho! And did a FS with one lady who was fun but then made me take the condom with me when i left…

    I will never return, have always been burned by “new staff” and just a waste of time.

    Wonder Massage (name has changed) Lawnton

    This place is weird, the girls are nice, everything is robotic, they are very tick and flick with extras and just cold interactions… also, I believe they had shitgate and had to put signs up on the wall because someone wiped their shitty ass over their towels lol.

    I just don't recommend, it's cold interactions, bored staff no excitement or joy in the place.

    I have more but Kallangar is a different beast. I'll post more boiler reviews later.

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    Great work mate! True to the title lol

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    Haha, thanks mate! I have more stories from around Brisbane that I'll post later, hope they inform some and everyone has a laugh at least.

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    Review for Moli's Relaxing Massage

    Hey your story for these massage places are great and I have to tell one and review one for myself to share to you since I found yours so entertaining

    The massage is Molis Relaxing Massage in Norman Park
    Has discreet parking in the back but is next to a 24hr laundry place so there are a few people sometimes staring.
    Price Average to below average
    Paid: $110 FS
    Recommend? Not really, two boilers and mamasan is there to bait and switch

    So I saw the ad on E&B, said fuck it and tried it out on a Friday 10:00pm. Shop was dead and I asked the boss lady who looked like in her 30-40s usher me into a room. I spoke mandarin so maybe they felt more comfortable with that and was quite friendly. I first asked if she was going to massage and she said yes but quite vague. I just said I will go for like a 30min massage ($60) since I was trying it out. She offered FS and I asked if she was doing it and she said no not for full service but another lady will. I agreed thinking the others look similar to her. Everything was confirmed and I was told to strip down and lay down on the table and two seconds later an older lady 50s (maybe like a 5/10) came in and at that point I was in too deep and too much of a pushover so I agreed still. She was chubby, around 5'4 but was curvy and had really nice tits for her age, natural. The massage was actually really good in my opinion as I could guide her to where I was more sore in mandarin and target specific spots. We had a really nice chat and she allowed to touch her all over as she hinted and teased me while massaging. As soon as I turned over, I was rock hard, she saw it and told me I was very 'virile' haha. She gave me a quick BBBJ as a teaser for free and condomed me up for the main blowjob. Experience was 7/10 as she knew her techniques and even gave me a little prostate massage. 5 mins go by and she hops on top of me, no lube and starts riding. We eventually switch to missionary and that was when a bit of a smell hit me. Very faint but noticeable so my dick kinda did not want to co operate so I told her to just finish me by hand. She takes off the condom and lubes me up and I finish in 5minis next to her tits. Would I recommend this place? Not really, it seems the boss lady works them hard according to her but they respect her for the grind. Nice customer service though, maybe due to how slow it was. She offered me BBBJ with CIM next time for $100 30mins so might be worth it in some of your guys eyes.

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    Thats a lot of words for a shit punt.
    Hope you feel better after writing it

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    Very Interesting read. If you do any more keep us updated haha

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    Which one is Wounded massage, or is that a typo?

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    Not all heroes wear capes, some wear multiple poor decisions

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    I see Clara's (Chermside & Stafford) have just opened a branch in Bells pocket road just up from Jennifer Li..
    Adds further misery to that strathpine/brendale/lawnton area..

    looking forward to reviews of the shops in Redcliffe/Rothwell/D Bay.. especially with the explosion in the number in Redcliffe (Boiler & Thai)

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    Mansha side door is real get them to show you out that way it is unmarked

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    Thank you all, it's an honour to throw money at the wall for disappointing wanks haha. I'll have more to come soon. Wounder* sorry that was a typo.

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    Legend! I'll get them to show me next time

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    I have seen an ad for a new one opening up near Elemental that i need to go and check out, unless i read it wrong and it was another reopening of Elemental.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wedge View Post
    I have seen an ad for a new one opening up near Elemental that i need to go and check out, unless i read it wrong and it was another reopening of Elemental.
    There has been a few reopenings lately. I noticed Ume on Sutton St has reopened. Any reports? I've never been because I've never heard good reports and because the location is not good for me. But good reports could help me change my mind.

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    I went to Dream House Massage in Grange yesterday. 3 working all Boilers. 45 plus walked and went to Mints.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wedge View Post
    As we all know, after Aspley, you cross into the boiler pot of Moreton Bay. As I'm sometimes lazy and can't be bothered driving, i end up at the known boiler joints of MB. I haven't posted a review in some time, so this might be a long one.

    Mansha Thai
    Location: busy road, side door but i have never seen it.
    Shower: don't think it has one.
    Services: standard prices.
    Extras: standard prices.
    Clipper shave:$30
    Payment: Cash

    I have attended this shop a few times to get the bush trimmed with clippers. Texted the shop, made an appointment, headed down and did the walk of shame along the main road. Entered the shop and was greeted by a small, skinny old lady. Told her my booking, and she ushered me into the room.

    The room was dark, with a massage table, a mirror and a disco light. She asked me to undress and lie on my back and left the room, she came back in and switched the main lights on and looked at me in all my glory.

    Started the process, chucked some batteries in her shaver, sterilised the heads and guards (thank god!) chucked on some gloves and started shaving. She is great, took her time, had laser focus and made sure she got every Hair, as little wedge gets whipped in every direction for the shave grows and shrinks in her hand.

    She finishes up and tells me to turn over and get on my knees, i didn't hesitate but I was very confused, as I knelt on the table head down ass up, with white lights bearing down, I felt like an OF model ready for a show.

    The old lady mumbles i shave your ass and proceeds to spread me wide with her hands and inspects the eye of Sauron and asks me to take over and keep it spread well she shaved my crack and dot until it's smooth. She proceeds to put some lovely oil mixture all over and in my ass, balls and little wedge to stop itching, rash, ingrown (it worked)

    As I'm still up she cleaned off the table and asked if i want happy ending, i stupidly said yes… she proceeds to take the gloves off, squirt the oil and go to town, little wedge wasn't having a bar of it, she notices and pulls her pants down and continues, even with that, i did not finish, we stopped, she didn't ask for money and i left.

    Massage: NA
    Extra: not for me
    Shave/trim: amazing!

    I have returned a few times and only for a shave and I love getting the shave, but never again for extras.

    Thai Body
    Location: busy road, no side door.
    Shower: i don't think they have one.
    Services: standard prices.
    Extras: standard prices
    Payment: Cash & EFT

    I was shocked to see a new shop opening up a shop away from Mansha, and because I'm a sucker for punishment and can't resist a new shop opening, I booked a massage.

    Standard process, texted, went down, greeted by the owner (description later) and paid for 30min with NHJ, $150 and ushered into a room.

    Owner came in, she was, I want to say 40s, tall, thick, huge breasts, nice big ass and just the happiest person i have ever met (opening week)

    She started the massage, was good, good pressure, a nice massage, she was happy with me touching her legs and thighs as she massaged and when she was done she moved got naked and moved to a sensual approach, she grabbed my hand and put it on her pussy as she touched grabbed and tickled my little wedge and slapped my ass.

    She flipped me over and i took her all in, she was bigger, brown-skinned, voluptuous and had a huuugggeeee rack and ass, I'm into it, she didn't have supermodel beauty but her body was my cup of tea.

    She was very very open to me touching, kissing and playing with her whole body, she didn't rush she played and enjoyed herself with little wedge, taking her time, teasing, enjoying me pleasing her, she decided that she liked me and wanted to do something special for no extra cost, she oiled up and sat ontop of me and used her pissy and hand to rub little wedge to the edge, then moved him between her boobs and finished him off covering herself in wedge juice.

    All in all, it was a lot of fun and a lot of pleasure for me, would i return? Yes! Because i liked it. Recommended for the normal punter? No it's a boiler shop.

    After a few weeks, I returned for a second visit, and i unfortunately didn't get the owner, instead, I got a lovely asian woman, 40s, short, nice body, average looks, same as before, $150 massage, NHJ, naked on the table.

    The massage was good, she was naked the whole time, with lots of touching, playing, teasing and pleasing each other.

    On the flip side, she was a freak, talking dirty super dirty, all over me, on top of the table, playing with herself, Cummings on my fingers and using my cock like it was her own, after going over by 20 min she was sitting between my legs and finishing me off, crazy smile on her face and begging to pay more next time so i can cum inside her.

    What happened next shocked me and made little wedge hard as a rock again, she smiled, leaned down and licked the cum from the base to the tip of my cock and off her hands, smiled and said Next time you pay more and I'll make sure it's special.

    Would i return? Again, yes!, She was crazy and i loved it, recommend for a normal punter? No it's a boiler shop, the looks arnt there but two lucky punts and a fun time.

    Strathpine Massage Centre
    Location: not too open, but next to a coffee shop and gym off a main road.
    Shower: don't know.
    Service: standard prices.
    Extras: standard prices.
    Payment: cash.

    Again, it was new, i was in just from that, and oh boy was i disappointed, texted, got a text back free now you come now, was a big red flag, walked in, greeted by an older asian lady who has $$ in her eyes, paid for the massage and stupidly NHJ $150.

    Naked on the table, ML nowhere to be seen for a good 20 min, I hear the door open and close and hear the washing up start.. She double-booked me… she came in, started the massage, rushed, nothing great, flip.. She's naked, offering me every service under the sun, while furiously jerking little wedge.

    The more i said no, the more the prices changed for things, i finally said no, i have no money, and that stopped the questioning.

    She finished me off, i felt deflated and unfulfilled and left never to return.

    Everything was bad, ML wasn't great, a total turnoff and $$ hungry and not afraid to hide it.

    Don't recommend for anyone!

    Elemental Focus Massage

    Location: busy road, but car park behind the shop with a back door.
    Shower: no
    Service: standard prices
    Extras: standard prices
    Payment: cash

    Now i have many stories here, from day 1 of opening, I went and enjoyed it, different girls, some young, some old, some hot milfs with amazing bodies and some Aussie girls but as time went on, all that was left was the owner and an older asian lady.

    The owner was fantastic, she was curvy and a lot of fun, with a good massage fun finisher and not pushy, I'll never forget the day she answered her phone to her lawyer it was urgent she said, i said that's ok thinking she would stop… nope, she kept going, she pulled her dress up, leg on the table for me to play with her, well she jerked little wedge and talked on the phone to her lawyer about her business. I came as she was going back and forth on the phone, 10/10 weirdest and funniest situation.

    Would i return? Maybe one day, would i recommend it for a normal punter? No not anymore it's now a full boiler shop, dead and gone.

    Wounded massage

    Location: discreet; the car park is behind the buildings and the entrance is next to it.
    Shower: yes, but never ever go in it looks gross.
    Services: standard price
    Extras: standard price
    Payment: cash and EFT

    This tiny hole in the wall is a weird one, the building and the woman are older, always have been always will be, except there was a young hot indian girl who worked there for a few weeks.

    This place is just a boiler shop, it doesn't pretend, it doesn't offer the world, it's a simple quiet boiler shop, run by lovely older women, never pushy, ok massage and just average service, the one thing i like about this place is the rooms are awesome and big, the worst thing is the shower is fucking gross. Nothing really amazing it just exists and knows what it is.

    Would i return? Eh, recommend to a normal punter? God no.

    Sa Massage

    All i have to say is even for me, fuck no, this place is so fucking pushy, same rush-job lady every time, expensive and just doesn't give a shit, the rooms are great tho! And did a FS with one lady who was fun but then made me take the condom with me when i left…

    I will never return, have always been burned by “new staff” and just a waste of time.

    Wonder Massage (name has changed) Lawnton

    This place is weird, the girls are nice, everything is robotic, they are very tick and flick with extras and just cold interactions… also, I believe they had shitgate and had to put signs up on the wall because someone wiped their shitty ass over their towels lol.

    I just don't recommend, it's cold interactions, bored staff no excitement or joy in the place.

    I have more but Kallangar is a different beast. I'll post more boiler reviews later.
    Oh, I love the boiler punt. Thanks for putting in a bit of leg work for the good of all mankind.

    Ket me add a bit more for all the punters looking for boilers.

    Brisbane Western suburbs.
    iyou thai massage - get ready for some swallowing BB action

    Lahn thai massage. - this one’s pretty good although it seems to suffer from transient boilers

    Chai Thai massage. - this one’s okay but it depends on the day

    M-Ley thai massage - some good willing boilers here. I have generally found pretty good pricing at this shop compared to others as well.

    Sunshine Coast
    Poomys thai massage - this one is a bit of a surprise to me, I just went in for a massage and ended up with bareback swallowing action.

    I hope you don’t mind me contributing to your list of boiler shops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iloveit67 View Post
    Poomys thai massage - this one is a bit of a surprise to me, I just went in for a massage and ended up with bareback swallowing action.
    Oh really? I've always had the impression that this one was legit. Is it just a one ML shop or are there others? I might take a little trip in a week or two.

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    This might sound a bit silly, but what's a boiler?

    I assume it's an old ugly ml? Just using context, but this thread has made me question my understanding

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    Quote Originally Posted by toki_9 View Post
    Oh really? I've always had the impression that this one was legit. Is it just a one ML shop or are there others? I might take a little trip in a week or two.
    . Have a good trip. Ask for poomy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bento View Post
    This might sound a bit silly, but what's a boiler?

    I assume it's an old ugly ml? Just using context, but this thread has made me question my understanding
    google is your friend: a "boiling fowl" or "stewing hen," that refers to an older, tougher laying hen ..."

    Ps - I see your review of Cat on PP caused a stir and was edited. I missed the fun before it was edited!

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