Tell us your most Bizarre Sex Dream- real not daydream

[Jesus666]

Tell us you most bizarre sex dream. I DO NOT mean your fantasy, or day dream or testosterone fueled wet dream, but a real honest vivid REM sleep dream. I am around 70 years old and very rarely dream of sex these days, but had a strange dream just a couple of days ago.

I had delivered some items on the North Coast of NSW and had started the return trip home. A fair way into the drive near Taree I realised that I was heading in the opposite direction to home ( a mistake I would never make in real life). I got off the highway and found myself in the residential area of Taree. I pulled over to ask this random guy around 35 years old who in his front yard directions to get back to the highway. He was very friendly and offered me to come inside for a cup of coffee, which I accepted. Inside was his wife around the same age. Immediately I saw her I was mesmerized, she was so friendly and almost flirty.

After a few minutes the guy said I could have sex with her for $180. No hesitation from me at all. I was shown to a rather huge bedroom, that also contained a huge oversized bed. However the lady led me to a small alcove type area just off the bedroom that also contained a bed.

Upon settling onto the bed she lowered her tank revealing the most perfect breasts I had ever seen. (Maybe not perfect for many others reading this ). Her breasts were on the smaller size, but they were text book 'PUFFYs'. Large, but not overly dark areolas, and the whole breast pointed, but not in pointy nipples. (In real life I have never encountered puffy tits). I was beyond myself with expectations of what else was to come.

It was then that the main bedroom opened and in walked 3-4 couples who after a bit of short talk among themselves started to disrobe and proceed to that huge bed. It was than that I figured that my $180 has been actually an admission to a swingers met. I was actually kind of disappointed as the lady I was with was all I was interested in.

TIME TO WAKE UP - sadly this is where I awoke from the dream. In real life I have never been to an orgy, or a threesome, or swinging party.

[Linza Giz]

So you have returned after all these years Jesus. You came back to share with your flock what they truly missed all these years that you have been gone. Erotic fantasies... I hate to tell you this is a market that already exists and your people expect some type of spiritual awakening, perhaps a road map on how to get to heaven, some winning lotto numbers perhaps..

I guess we will have to settle for some random pensioners wet dream

[maguro]

[QUOTE=Linza Giz;4255577]
.....I guess we will have to settle for some random pensioners wet dream

[Linza Giz]

I think if Central Link finds out if you spend a large amount on buying condoms, lubricates, Viagra and visits to massage parlours every month they may stop sending you the money.

I hope not, central link is my main source of funding for my fun