A Mini Guide to Massage Parlors in Ho Chi Minh City
Hello everyone.
I've been living in Vietnam for a while, but recently I've developed a new hobby: visiting massage parlors in Ho Chi Minh City.
All the establishments I've visited offer Thai massage, hot stone massage, NURU massage, ONSEN baths, blowjobs with or without cum in mouth, kissing, and some establishments offer anilingus.
I haven't visited any places offering sex. There is no sex in this review.
Abbreviations often used in massage package descriptions:
KTV = short for "Ky Thuat Vien," which translates as "the employee of the establishment, the girl who will give you a massage"
Thai = Thai massage
Onsen = take a bath naked with KTV
Nuru = KTV applies gel to your body (for better gliding) and begins moving her body/breasts/buttocks/vagina (abbreviations v1/m2/v3/v4) all over your body. First, you lie on your stomach, then turn over, and the procedure is repeated
Lan1, lan2, Lan unlim = how many times you can cum in a session
BJ = blowjob
HJ = handjob
CIA = cum in mouth (Cum In Alo)
WC = anal licking, anilingus
KISS = kissing
69 = 69 position
TIC = ticket
TIP = tip
Useful tips for everyone:
1. Always book a KTV in advance via Telegram. It's easy and simple.
2. 99% of the most popular girls are always busy. If you choose upon arrival, the selection is very limited.
3. Carefully read the package description and choose what you need. Many cheap packages do not include kissing, oral sex, or anilingus.
4. Experienced girls provide better service than young and new girls, that's a fact. Check forums (many Telegram reviews are fake) and choose a girl based on reviews, not photos (90% of photos are so heavily edited that you'll end up with a completely different person).
5. If you manage to bring a KTV to orgasm, you'll get a grateful masseuse who will give 200% for the rest of the session. She'll be more relaxed, the kisses will be more passionate, and the entire session will be more emotional. 6. On almost all my trips, if I liked a girl or her services, I asked for her contact information, and I almost always got it. No one prohibits KTVs from exchanging contact information with clients, but it always depends on mutual attraction, so if you're turned down, be tactful and understanding.
7. It's easier to arrange a meeting with girls from spas/lingams outside the establishment than with girls from massage parlors offering blow jobs. The reason is simple: time.
Spa parlor girls work regular hours from 9 AM to 8 PM or 10 AM to 9 PM, so you can meet them after work, buy them a drink, or something else.
Girls from massage parlors offering blow jobs work from 10-12 PM until 2 or 3 AM, so they simply don't have time for casual encounters.
Just a small list of establishments that I visited
Massage P.A Relax Q10, KTV 09 review .................................................. ............. Overall experience after visit 11/10
Massage An Khang, Q8, KTV 07 review .................................................. ............. Overall experience after visit - 10/10
Massage CAM THY, Q12, KTV 55 review .................................................. ............ Overall experience after visit - 10/10
Massage Ozawa, Q10, KTV 07 review .................................................. ......................... Overall experience after visit - 10/10
Massage Lvl 9, Q1, KTV 86 review .................................................. ......................... Overall experience after visit - 9/10
Massage QUANG THU, Q10, KTV 55 review .................................................. ......... Overall experience after visit - 5/10 (KTV 55 - 9/10, Reservation - 1/10)
Massage HERA, GO VAP, KTV 12 Review .................................................. ............ Overall impression after the visit - 9/10
Massage Phong Nguyet Cat, Q7, KTV 06 Review ............................................... Overall impression after the visit - 9/10
Massage QUANG THU, Q10, KTV 79 Review .................................................. ......... Overall impression after the visit - 8/10
Massage Vi Tieu Bao, Quan 7, KTV 08 Review - 1st massage experience in Saigon ......................... Overall impression after the visit - 8/10
Massage Vi Tieu Bao, Q7, KTV 15 Review .................................................. ......... Overall impression after the visit - 8/10
Massage Hoa Binh King Master, Tan Phu, KTV 28 Review ........................................ Overall impression after the visit - 8/10
Massage NGAN HA, Tan Binh, KTV 119 Review .................................................. ......... Overall impression after the visit - 4.5/10 (KTV 119 - 8/10, Establishment - 1/10)
Massage Trung Son, Q7, review of KTV 27 .................................................. ............ Overall impression after visit - 8/10
Massage Vi Tieu Bao, Q7, review of KTV 42 .................................................. ......... Overall impression after visit - 8/10 A full list of establishments and all reviews can be found here
My personal recommendations KTV for everyone:
Let me remind you that this is just my personal, subjective opinion, based on our interactions with KTV, my feelings, and my sympathy for KTV itself.
Yes, many girls working in this profession can also experience feelings and emotions. They may like some clients more than others, so keep that in mind.
1 - KTV 09, P.A Relax, Quan 10
I've been to her five or six times in the last two months.
She's my personal kryptonite.
She's incredible.
She's still number one on my list, and by a wide margin.
Every visit to her is like a trip to space.
Each new encounter is more exciting and thrilling than the last. Everyone who visits it is delighted.
The massage is the same in a spa salon.
She truly is the "Queen of Massages in Ho Chi Minh City."
2 - KTV 07, An Khang, Quan 8
A young girl of 19 years old with a beautiful face and a chic figure, not typical for a Vietnamese.
She has huge breasts, ass and a rather thin waist. BJ amazing, the pussy is responsive and pulsating.
She is very obedient and likes to experiment. GFE is amazing.
She loves to play and kiss a lot with her tongue.
She doesn't know how to give a massage, skip it and just enjoy one of the best GFE in your life.
I've been to her twice and will definitely come back again.
3 - KTV 55, CAM THY, Quan 12
A 24 years old girl with a stunning body, who loves kissing on the lips with tongue.
She has incredible, firm, breasts and a fantastic, long, slow blowjob, very obedient.
If you explain to her what you like and what you want, you'll have an unforgettable experience with her.
I visited her twice, and the second time, when she saw me, she pounced on me and we spent the first 15 minutes just kissing in a chair, one of the best GFE which I received.
You should definitely try her NURU, it's very, very good.
She doesn't know how to give a massage, skip it and just enjoy GFE.
4 - KTV 07, OZAWA, Quan 10
Tall, slender, with a gorgeous body and especially huge breasts.
She looks like a proper fck doll.
She's been working for a long time, a 100% professional in her field.
She knows what to say and do to arouse a man and give him pleasure.
The massage is the same in a spa salon.
If you like everything, there's an opportunity to take her contact/zalo and meet her at the HOTEL next time and fuck her (read the report for details).
5 - KTV 12, HERA, Quan Go Vap
A young 18-year-old girl with a great blowjob, a shaved pussy, and who can cum incredibly many times and hard from cunnilingus.
Beautiful face and with a great thin waist and figure. Obedient, attentive and clean, she bathed me like a child.
Her massage is very relaxing, gentle, I almost fell asleep when she was giving it to me.
BUT choose your package carefully, at this place the cheaper packages don't include KISS, CIA and WC.
The best NURU massage:
Trung Son, KTV 27
The best NURU i've ever had, young body, the tightest pussy(you can barely stick your finger into it) and the very beautiful and cute face (but bad BJ)
The best deep slobbery blowjob:
Phong Nguyet Cat, KTV 06
A petite, skinny 19-year-old Vietnamese girl who sucks you dick at 69 so hard, and you cum right down her throat. One of the best blowjobs I've ever had, lots of drooling and slurping, incredible sensations
The best GFE session:
KTV 07 - An Khang
KTV 55 - CAM THY
The best girls who kiss with tongue (French kissing):
KTV 55 - CAM THY
KTV 07 - An Khang
KTV 08 - Vi Tieu Bao
KTV 07 - OZAWA
I hope this information will be useful for those who are going to Ho Chi Minh City to have a great time.
It's very difficult to post my 60 detailed reports with photos and videos, and about 20 more from subscribers, on the forum.
All Telegram channels, my recommendations, personal experience, advice, massage discounts, and much, much more can be read here.
I tried posting on forums, but they often got lost, weren't read much, and were hard to find.
I decided to create a kind of database where everyone can find something they like. All the info is here
I understand perfectly well that we all have our own tastes and preferences.
A review of the same person may not always be 100% objective, but I've already visited over 50 girls and compiled a rating, recommendations, and other information based on them.
Big breasts? Or 140 cm tall? Or a thin waist? Or should she be 18-20 years old? There are all categories to suit your taste.
Vietnam doesn't seem like a very friendly country for entertainment, but believe me, having lived here for many years, I realized that's not true. 1234.jpg 123.jpg
I chose massage parlors because I've been a huge fan of BJ since college and my youth.
It's completely absent from my family life, so I decided to change my hobby and instead of fishing, I now go to massage parlors to get BJ.
Is it safe to visit massage parlors?
All massage parlors pay bribes to the police, so they're not touched.
All the girls undergo regular health checks, and the places I visit are safe.
Why do so many people share bad experiences at massage parlors on forums, and why can you trust my words/reviews?
1) Photos of masseuses on Telegram channels (or on tablets at the establishment) almost never correspond to reality.
They're either taken many years ago or 90% photoshopped.
If you choose a beauty queen based on a photo, in real life you'll get a plain-looking woman with dark skin who doesn't even come close to the photo, and that will immediately ruin your mood.
2) Each massage parlor has between 15 and 40 girls, but the quality of service can vary from 1/10 to 10/10 (80% of the girls are only there for the quick buck).
She might be young and beautiful, but she might not know how to give a blowjob, be shy, not even smile throughout the entire session, and act like a robot. Some won't even let you touch her...
The Vietnamese know the best and most popular girls (there are many massage forums in Vietnam), so the best girls are booked in the morning and all day.
My website was created so that foreigners know about these girls.
So they don't go to the closest place to their hotel and pick a random girl, but rather know and understand in advance what they'll be doing during their trip.
Therefore, it's always necessary to book girls, and it's best to do this first thing in the morning to ensure the best possible experience.
3) Some of the girls I visit are willing to share their contacts and meet clients outside of the massage parlors at the hotel (information is also available on the website).
So for those who want more than a blowjob and are attracted to someone, there's a great opportunity to meet outside the establishment.
Some girls are willing to stay the night; if you're into GFE and aren't a fan of one shot for 2.5 million in Japantown, that's also a great option.
4) I tried to take as many photos of the girls as possible and videos of some of the parlors so you understand where you're coming and what you'll see.
I've divided the girls into categories (large breasts, young, pretty faces, great blowjobs, great Nuru massages, etc.)
Because I understand perfectly well that everyone has their own preferences and likes something different.
And the "My Personal Recommendations" section is 100% worth checking out https://kiki25massagesaigon.review/my-personal-advice
My website helps you make your choice in advance and avoid the hassle of searching for where and how to pick someone up—at least, that's what I hope.
Besides massage parlors, there are barbershops, bars, clubs, and hot talks.
I've been to Hot Toc several times and can tell you what goes on there and why I don't go there.
At Hot Toc, you go in and choose a girl—there are a limited number, literally 2-3-4-5 (if you don't like someone, you just turn around and leave)
No reservations, no reviews, no photos. You're playing Russian roulette.
They is often open or It's closed, and every time you go there, you don't know if it's open or not.
Even if you find a suitable girl, after choosing you, they take you upstairs or into the next room.
Seat you on a plastic chair, take off your pants, wipe your penis with wet wipes, sometimes expose your breasts, sometimes not, and give you a blow job.
Motorcycles honk outside, and you sit on a small plastic chair behind a curtain while someone talks or laughs.
It doesn't turn me on.
I feel uncomfortable there, and, of course, no one pays for regular medical checkups for girls in such places, and I absolutely don't want to catch anything.
So I don't go there.
I can provide more information if anyone has questions; I'm aware of that.
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