Reply With QuotePokies mate. Works 20 % of the time every time
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Hey fellas
I thought this topic may generate some funny responses.
For those of you that dont/cant have a separate account of your own (separate to your spouse) to funnel spare cash into for funding your punting habits, what are some of the ways you generate cash to pay for it?
I'm willing to bet a popular one is searching through your hoarded crap in the garage to sell on Facebook marketplace if it brings you $100 here and there.
Buying a tool you dont need from bunnings then selling it after one use?
Pokies mate. Works 20 % of the time every time
Bahahaha yeah!Originally Posted by Linza Giz
Tips from work, then cas after! Double or nothing! 😂
TAB account is good but you can onloy withdraw what you have bet and won back. If you have a good return e.g. on a Saturday afternoon there's no need to withdraw it all at once - leave it there and operate from the profts uintil you are ready to bet again.
was matched betting for me for a while. promo banned at most bookies now. have heard its not so good any more, and i dont think its as easy as people like to make out, but theres still money to be made if youve got a fresh set of accounts
Take cash out when using eftpos, it doesn't show up as a withdrawal will be included in the whole amount. Make sure you don't have a heap of extra cash sitting your wallet, might be hard to explain.
Open an account in your own name with the same bank, won't be suspicious when you get a new card delivered. Get money deposited directly from your pay, the drop in your pay can be covered by saying you are doing extra super contributions. Statements emailed to your work email address
Start using cash for everything, I have always used cash as I don't like paying fees everytime I use my own cash, when eftpos or banks go down I can still buy things. If you start talking about conspiracy's this will be easier to implement
Find a hobby that deals in lots of cash. Collect trading cards or coins or vintage toys. You can tell your wife the psa 10 pokemon card you hold is worth 10k when its only worth $100. She will never know the difference
Lol 20% is considered a good return bro, lolll
Idea:
Go Punt Me
An online crowdfunding platform that allows people to raise money for risky & "community-serving" punts. Basically, funding "Take One for the Team" requests.
Suspect that a suspiciously juicy ad on Escorts and Babes is in fact a group of violent, scheming Arabs luring horny old men to knife-point and robbery?
Reckon that abnormally beautiful Thai masseuse with large hands might have something unwanted hiding in her panties?
Want to report back on a particularly, old, ugly, or overweight (or some combination of the above) sex worker few have had the courage to conquer?
Noticed a brothel that looks and smells more like something between a sewer and a dungeon, fitting for only the horniest and most desperate among us?
Post your mission and the brothers can choose to sponsor your adventure.
With AI, we could probably create something like this quite easily...
Yeh mate but I didn't tell you I put in 120% to get back 20%.... Sorry I'm a degenerate gambler
Free drinks at crown if you keep spending... And losing like me haha
Mate lemme know next time, so we’re not alone losing 😂
[QUOTE] Creative way of generating punting funds...
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Shrimp farming pretty underrated
They should have a punting Quitline this shit is getting addicting
I like to look it this way:
If I have no way of generating punting funds I will punt less or none at all.
This is a far better option than the stress of trying to find a "creative" way to generate punting funds.
Stand at service station with credit card. Offer discount to someone if they pay u cloae to the amount owing in fuel when they fill up. They pay u in cash and u put the full amount on your credit card. Have to be smart how often its done. But could be made to look like legitimate spending. Just a thought. Never used it. I wouldn't have the balls to do it. Could do same with peoples groceries etc.
Go out eat n drink with friends.
Pay for all on card and ask em pay you back in cash or Ginza vouchers.
Take out $100 cash from atm, buy some technology item for $20 on facebook, tell the wife it was $100, keep the $80
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