Never be rude to an Arab
An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew
Never be rude to an Irishman
No matter what you do

Never poke fun at a Nigger
A Spic, or a Wop, or a Kraut
And never poke fun at...
...cause he'll just explode
and then gets banned again.

Should I start a career in fortune telling business?


Thanks to Terry Jones for the original lyrics