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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post


    I want to try this since I am very disappointed at the result of my first toy :/ (purchased @honey birdette)
    Are you having a laugh? That's clearly just an ear thermometer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raybo View Post
    Haha. A few years ago i bought a Solo Man Tshirt at KFC, some sort of promotion. Still have and have occssionally wore it!
    Damn I want that shirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrycd View Post


    You gotta work it hard to be a solo man...
    Love the subliminal advertising around 0.08, do you have to work that hard to get rid of the empty calories or do you have to be hard when you are working, and if so does it chafe on your budgie smugglers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post


    I want to try this since I am very disappointed at the result of my first toy :/ (purchased @honey birdette)
    Hmmm, unless it sucks as hard as a vacuum it may be hard to keep on once you become excited, you may need assistance to use it.

    Always pleased to help a lady in need out.
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    Hey jerry.. aren't the best toys "toy boys "??? 😊

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    Wouldn't the cock ring be ontop of the condom tho? So it's not like ur actually touching it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azninvasion85 View Post
    Wouldn't the cock ring be ontop of the condom tho? So it's not like ur actually touching it...
    Dude it depends how long your dick is, the ring goes around the base of your dick so if the condom doesn't roll all the way up to the base ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post


    I want to try this since I am very disappointed at the result of my first toy :/ (purchased @honey birdette)
    Just found this review of a few toys you might be interested in

    http://www.prevention.com/sex/the-be...xperts/slide/3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boney View Post
    Just found this review of a few toys you might be interested in

    http://www.prevention.com/sex/the-be...xperts/slide/3


    how fancy is that!!! :0 want one,,.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post


    how fancy is that!!! :0 want one,,.
    Wouldn't it be hard to keep it clean with all those decorations ?

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    Handcuffs , sports tape ,rubber gloves , towel , electro prod , leather horse whip ,
    bottle of ammonia, gas mask , ping pong paddle , razor blade , ear plugs,
    blindfolds , anal hook,dog collar and dog muzzle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTK View Post
    bottle of ammonia
    I know I am gonna regret asking you but what is the ammonia for ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CunningLinguist View Post
    I know I am gonna regret asking you but what is the ammonia for ?
    After i suck you giant cock and fuck you arse i will need it to sterilize the room .
    Handsome .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post


    how fancy is that!!! :0 want one,,.
    I 'll buy you one if you'll be my girlfriend ,you could always dump me after an hour .
    My girlfriends always do that

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTK View Post
    Handcuffs , sports tape ,rubber gloves , towel , electro prod , leather horse whip ,
    bottle of ammonia, gas mask , ping pong paddle , razor blade , ear plugs,
    blindfolds , anal hook,dog collar and dog muzzle.
    ammonia for what tho :0 oh..what.. that sterilises?

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    I 'll buy you one if you'll be my girlfriend ,you could always dump me after an hour .
    My girlfriends always do that
    genuine GFE!ㅋ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    ammonia for what tho :0 oh..what.. that sterilises?



    genuine GFE!ㅋ
    What's That ?
    Is that where we argue and you tell me
    All the things wrong with me ?
    I prefer fantasy GFE 😃

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    Think that character is like a "ke" sound. Cause Koreans like to laugh like a zerg rush.

    Kekekekekekekekekeke

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    I once booked a GFE service, the girl took my money and sat on her phone for an hour. 10/10 would book again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eltran View Post
    I once booked a GFE service, the girl took my money and sat on her phone for an hour. 10/10 would book again.
    That's what girl friends do !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nejums View Post
    Think that character is like a "ke" sound. Cause Koreans like to laugh like a zerg rush.

    Kekekekekekekekekeke
    Thanks for the nice explanation !!keke
    Yeah if the girl doesn't use ㅋ or ㅎ , she's not Korean

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