Pay the backpacker $50 to wank you off when the clock strikes 12
This morning on the train to the city, when I got off at Central, already seeing lots of hot young girls many of them look like foreign backpackers pretty much all wearing revealing tiny tops (its hot weather and I can understand they want to wear as little as possible which is good news to our eyes !) showing off lots of tits, cleavage and side boobs !
They are probably making their way to the harbour foreshore early to occupy a good vantage point. Just wondering cum midnight when the count down starts and fireworks exploded- and everyone will be kissing and hugging everyone around for a happy new year. Will it be ok to grab some tits and pat some bums along the way and not be arrested for sexual or indecent assault??
Probably between young and hot foreigners is OK, and not OK coming from an ugly old man.......... haha
Pay the backpacker $50 to wank you off when the clock strikes 12
Walking up a train station set of steps half looking at my phone, and a gorgeous ass just moves in front of me.
Black skintight pants on, dark yellow sleeveless top, a slim exposed tanned waist which flows out into that ass from the gods. Black hair, wavy.
Those pants... had a zipper at the back from waist to perineum.
Brothers, it took every ounce of willpower not to reach for that zipper I can tell you that!
100% designed and intended for quick and easy rear access.
Facial features (because you know I had to see if she was a butterface) looked sort of islander, attractive.
Needless to say, punting day could not 'cum' quicker.
Poor bro FOx must've had such a boner afterwards
I was at a meeting and one of the admin assistants was wearing a black G string with a white dress. Whilst this was highly attractive, the fact that she had enormous D or DD cup tits, sadly restrained by a full wire bra and high clingy white T shirt was the main attraction as well as being very pretty. All the guys there agreed with me after. One for you Ahlungor!!!!
I think she could assist with more than just admin tasks. Bend over and pick up my pen Ms Big Boobs!
The essential summer fashion accessory this year is the face mask for all the bushfire smoke.
I used to see this only in news stories about Beijing Shanghai Dehli etc.
Now it’s even worse here.
I was at Bunnings this afternoon and as I walked passed the registers the face masks were selling by the box full (to Asian women). After a quick 5 minute walk around the tools ALL the registers were full of women trying to find which other stores had stock of the masks as Greenacre had run out.
Interestingly it was one particular brand of mask they all wanted.
My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.
Yeah the face mask is definitely the no 1 fashion accessory of 2020.
Already many entrepreneurs and start ups are on to it.
Lots of interesting designs and graphics
The P2 face masks are in great demand since the simple P1 are deemed ineffective. Chemists even ration the sales of P2 to 3 per customers !
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Yaeh they are all useless.
Air is air, you cannot stop it, it will always sneak in.
Enjoy your life.
If you get sick you get sick.
If you die you die.
But chances are you wont.
You will probably live to a ripe old age and shit your pants, and have to wear a nappy/diaper, and not remember your name.
This is how we have become so "civilised".
We give our dogs and cats a very painless death, but humans have to suffer for many years before they are allowed to die.
You are better off being a dog or a cat than a human being in Australia
I think eating a pussy provides a similar level of safety as wearing a p2 mask
It is thought that the flu can be caught through the ears making face masks redundant.
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So im in Surfers Paradise for holidays (dont worry about intel I cant punt) and all the blonde babes in their swimsuits or daisy dukes is really not making it easy!
My face is practically 24/7 a "dat azz" face meme
Another fashion trend I have noticed among Asian girls for a few years now is to buy a leading sports brand sneaker like Vans, Nike, Converse etc and then wear it as a sandal/slip on/mule ie fold down the back of the sneaker with the weight of the foot. After several weeks of being worn like this the sneaker becomes a sandal/slip on/mule.
This is nothing new of course.
I have seen Indian and SE Asian men doing this for decades.
They like to have their heel swingin' in the breeze. Fair enough.
When some Indian peasant bloke does something it's just silly and wrong, but when cute 16-30 yo girls start doing something it suddenly becomes acceptable, sexy and cool. LOL! Humans are a funny species.
When we annihilate ourselves and become extinct the cockroaches, wombats, algae, and dolphins will miss us ... or maybe not ... LOL!