Originally Posted by
Fred Flintstone
I’ve been punting and mongering for a long time and haven’t been caught yet. There are a few rules to follow:
1. Don’t punt in your home suburb. That’s the equivalent of shitting in your own nest. Your neighbours will see you coming out of a rub and tug and the game is over
2. Have a secret bank account where you can withdraw cash from. I have a business, so I can transfer between accounts easily
3. Always pay in cash. Never, ever pay by credit card
4. Never tell a ML/WL your real name or address
5. Keep changing shops frequently so you can spread your risk
6. Don’t fall in love with an ML/WL as nothing good has ever come of it. There are thousands upon thousands of cases of misery and may be five cases where it’s worked out
7. Don’t chat or text ML/WL in your spare time. See point 6
8. Don’t ever tell anyone about your mongering habits, ever. That includes your colleagues, best mates or relatives. Just act dumb
9. As unpalatable as it may seem, fuck the missus once every few months so that she doesn’t suspect anything
10. Park your car a block away from the massage parlour and leg the last 500m
11. Use the back entrance to the shop if possible
12. Don’t ever meet or socialize with other mongers on these forums - they can be your worst enemy
13. Avoid the temptation to get involved in ML/WL affairs. I know many mongers like to help out with visas, rental applications, loans, English lessons etc all in the hope of getting some free girl friend action. It’s not worth the hassle. Just pay for the service and go home. See point 6