BYO Music?

[asam46]

Listening to White Zombie’s More Human Than Human at a volume that’s probably doing me damage, and I’m wondering if you should bring your own music to a session? Aren’t you tired of Chinese love songs and whimsical flutes failing to drown out the rhythmic creaking of the table in the next room?

What would you choose to listen to? And how loud should it be played?

[Elbandit0]

Haha funny I was just thinking the same. Since my last punt the WL asked what music should we play? but I never have given it much thought at that time. Now if I think about it recently Ive been listening toOld school LoFi beats, but maybe I'll try to play Air supply and see how it goes.

[ReginaldBubbles]

I always bring a decent small bluetooth speaker and play my own music. Usually a slower groove, romantic, down and dirty, sexy kinda playlist.
Although last wl wasn't into it so I said it was fine to play her more upbeat, repetitive dance music.

Hate the places with built in speakers playing the same thing to every room.

[Double_Adapter]

There's a RnT shop out Campsie way with shower cubicle that would be deserving of this song:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pT4FY3NrhGg

[asam46]

I always bring a decent small bluetooth speaker and play my own music. Usually a slower groove, romantic, down and dirty, sexy kinda playlist.
Although last wl wasn't into it so I said it was fine to play her more upbeat, repetitive dance music.

Hate the places with built in speakers playing the same thing to every room.

Alright! And I agree, the echoing of the same song playing slightly out of sync from multiple speakers is just awful. And like worker is retail, the girls must get so sick of hearing the same songs all day

[MilfMonger]

Until recently I always brought a small quality bluetooth speaker if thought I’d be staying a while.

But more and more ladies seem to have their own. Nobody ever objected to me connecting and playing what I wanted.

I noticed that most ladies didn’t actually like the fast club-style music they put on when I first asked for music. They just assumed that all customers fucked non-stop at 140 bpm (who the hell are you guys?).

It’s interesting what kind of new music ladies get enthusiastic about. There’s one obscure album that at least 4 ladies I know from different shops always request - unusually on repeat for the duration.

[dotcumdotinyou]

I'll bite

What is this obscure album MilfMonger?

[asam46]

Yeah, you have to share it!

[MilfMonger]

I’ll PM it - with context - to anyone with a corresponding regular WL in the following locations: 647 Waterloo / 12 Bellevue / 99 Annandale / 47 Sydenham / 46 Spring House.

The rest of you would just wouldn’t understand.

Also to anyone with one of my friends in those places on their “Top 5 Must Do” List.

[MilfMonger]

…but for all you other lovable rascals meeting a new MILF and having no real plan and no real rush I reckon you can’t go wrong getting the album “Big Calm” by Morcheeba rolling the second you are in the room…

..that album is the perfect beautiful start that can still take you on to the greatest debauchery or the most intimate of encounters.. as long as you have the wits enough to have playlists for all possibilities ready to go when the path is revealed by your new music loving friend.
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[asam46]

…but for all you other lovable rascals meeting a new MILF and having no real plan and no real rush I reckon you can’t go wrong getting the album “Big Calm” by Morcheeba rolling the second you are in the room…

..that album is the perfect beautiful start that can still take you on to the greatest debauchery or the most intimate of encounters.. as long as you have the wits enough to have playlists for all possibilities ready to go when the path is revealed by your new music loving friend.
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That’s some real poetry there MilfMonger

[MilfMonger]

That’s some real poetry there MilfMonger

Every new MILF experience has the potential to slowly turn into the most sublimely tragic, exquisitely painful, and therefore most deeply beautiful moment in a true poet’s life.

… fortunately the rest of us ratbags can get a reasonable and much less scarring facsimile of this in an afternoon if we nail the soundtrack and consumables correctly..

[ReginaldBubbles]

Try Brain Eno - Music for Airports for some slow deep fucking and multiple orgasms

[ReginaldBubbles]

I noticed that most ladies didn’t actually like the fast club-style music they put on when I first asked for music. They just assumed that all customers fucked non-stop at 140 bpm (who the hell are you guys?).


Seems like it's the hard working wls smoking ice that are keen on this music

[MilfMonger]

Seems like it's the hard working wls smoking ice that are keen on this music

Hardworking WL’s yes. But my point was kind of the opposite. Like BBBJ they don’t like high-speed club music but assume its the price everyone’s paying these days to have enough customers. Even the ladies you are referring to seem to be grateful to flick the soundtrack to ‘chill’ . Slower music doesn’t seem to diminish the energy they put into work though.

[MilfMonger]

Fuck this thread. The last hour of Morcheeba at my house has now let me talk myself into going to 99 Annandale and makijg a brand new friend (and gambling $320 on the remotest possibility that the Golden Rule shall remain unbroken and I will return safe and satisfied.)

I have been told my perfect match works there.

[Beergut]

Robert Miles children, dancing naked with sugar, fantasy 35.... Another dozen hours .. I forgot to fuck her... Definitely one of the most unusual nights

[Beergut]

Delerium..... Silence

[Beergut]

Heaven holds a sense of wonder.... Give me release

[rooter]

I don't like any music at all during a punt.
Just talk to the girl, hear her voice, breath, sighs, moans, squeals etc.
The music is just a distraction for me.
The hum/white noise of the aircon is OK though. It's sort of soothing.

[Beergut]

For you brother milfmonger... Poetry not needed.... Your descriptions are perfect. Gotta love her but... Penny pinching micro managing sleep deprived.... Good old mamascam , oh well lots of night's for a dream. Good to see. A fridge when U opened the door, a beer don't fall out

[Beergut]

It's a struggle

[AHLUNGOR]

I don't like any music at all during a punt.
Just talk to the girl, hear her voice, breath, sighs, moans, squeals etc.
The music is just a distraction for me.
The hum/white noise of the aircon is OK though. It's sort of soothing.

Mate, may be that’s the difference between a RnT and FS, while at the Ginza, you guys will be in action pretty right from the start. For massage session, we usually have the first half with relaxing massage and that’s when the background music will play a big part.

In the good old days of At Michelle’s in Newland St, I have given a self made CD to one of my regular and she would play that every time I visited.

And all my favorite massage music and songs were in it. For example: Smooth Operator and Do that to me one more time………. Haha

[Beergut]

The good old days, listening to the traffic go by ... William Street

[rooter]

Mate, may be that’s the difference between a RnT and FS, while at the Ginza, you guys will be in action pretty right from the start. For massage session, we usually have the first half with relaxing massage and that’s when the background music will play a big part.

In the good old days of At Michelle’s in Newland St, I have given a self made CD to one of my regular and she would play that every time I visited.

And all my favorite massage music and songs were in it. For example: Smooth Operator and Do that to me one more time………. Haha

You are right bro.
I was talking about full service and you guys about R&T.
For an R&T session some nice soothing relaxing music is nice especially during part 1.
Can't imagine why you would want heavy or loud music during a massage though.
Those soundscapes that feature ocean or forest sounds are very soothing.
You just want a bit of white noise in the background. Total silence can freak you out.

[legs11]

Does anyone enjoy that poor excuse for music doof doof electronic computer generated shit they play? I can only think that someone intent on jackhammering a WL for a prolonged period of time would actually enjoy having noise pollution filling the room and purely for sync and timing purposes only. Perhaps it's part of the WL's survival kit and helps them zone out while they are being drilled..

[AHLUNGOR]

There must be still a few regulars here in the forum who were regulars of Mimi@Burwood? You guys should know what I am talking about with Mimi’s soothing background massage music, up the mountains and down the ocean……..

As the too much oily Mimi slided your unicorn deep in between her devilish twin peaks ( . )!( . )

[poida]

Hip and trip hop seems to work the best via spotify. Usually only applicable in FS. Massage joints always seem to have some background music going.

[MilfMonger]

Does anyone enjoy that poor excuse for music doof doof electronic computer generated shit they play? I can only think that someone intent on jackhammering a WL for a prolonged period of time would actually enjoy having noise pollution filling the room and purely for sync and timing purposes only. Perhaps it's part of the WL's survival kit and helps them zone out while they are being drilled..

Since I know you and I have several good common friends I’ll PM you the obscure album. But don’t blame me if they then keep their eyes closed thinking of better times as you fuck them..

[ReginaldBubbles]

Since I know you and I have several good common friends I’ll PM you the obscure album. But don’t blame me if they then keep their eyes closed thinking of better times as you fuck them..

I'm also curious

[MilfMonger]

I'm also curious

You are welcome to PM with insights into where, how, and with whom you spend time in that special region of the Sydney punting world where me and my good buddy @legs11 are trapped for eternity. I keep no secrets from a fellow traveller…

But at this point, reading through your posts is not quite giving me that vibe…

[1inchguy]

Was in the process of fs when boys 2 men "I'll make love to you" started playing.
Gave me flash back when I was with my gf in the 2000s.
Anyway I end up going slow cause of the song with ml and she loved it.

[Rogeryou]

I don't like any music at all during a punt.
Just talk to the girl, hear her voice, breath, sighs, moans, squeals etc.
The music is just a distraction for me.
The hum/white noise of the aircon is OK though. It's sort of soothing.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 agree the AC noise is good enough

[Lookha]

Bringing Spotify with a Bluetooth speaker is a great idea especially if it drowns out the moaning, groaning and sales pitches in the in the booth next door.

[legs11]

Since I know you and I have several good common friends I’ll PM you the obscure album. But don’t blame me if they then keep their eyes closed thinking of better times as you fuck them..

Better times, LOL

[rooter]

I had a punt a while ago and the radio was tuned to a Christian radio station.
The WL had just arrived and understood no English so no problem for her, and it was just background noise to me and at first it was OK, just soothing songs in the background but then the DJ/preacher came on and it started freaking me out so I had to kill it :)
I still don't know what that station was. It was in Sydney, not in the deep south of the USA.
I have never found it again. Not even sure if it's on the FM or AM band.

[MilfMonger]

I had a punt a while ago and the radio was tuned to a Christian radio station.
The WL had just arrived and understood no English so no problem for her, and it was just background noise to me and at first it was OK, just soothing songs in the background but then the DJ/preacher came on and it started freaking me out so I had to kill it :)
I still don't know what that station was. It was in Sydney, not in the deep south of the USA.
I have never found it again. Not even sure if it's on the FM or AM band.

I wonder if there might be more devout Christian ladies in shops than we imagine. On the few occasions I’ve had a heated “break-up” with a regular girl rather than merely drifting away with the wind they’ve all sent me messages informing that all that matters it’s that God could see the blackness of my soul and the goodness in their hearts (or words to that effect).

And very weirdly a girl I spent a few hours debauching very very late on Saturday night sent me a selfie from Church this morning. Only about 5 hour later.

[Beergut]

Hare Krishna, a Hindu leading England now

[Beergut]

Any Indian brothels in Bangladesh

[Beergut]

Might sell my soul to the cheapest bidder

[Beergut]

After all we are human beings

[wolfman88]

Anyone of the Sutherland area would know where this is coming from

First thought when I seen the title of this thread

“Smoooooooooooooooooooooth 95.3” lol

[ReginaldBubbles]

You are welcome to PM with insights into where, how, and with whom you spend time in that special region of the Sydney punting world where me and my good buddy @legs11 are trapped for eternity. I keep no secrets from a fellow traveller…

But at this point, reading through your posts is not quite giving me that vibe…

C'mon I gave you Music for Airports.
I bet it's not obscure at all. Probably Drake.

[asiafever]

After all we are human beings

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
I, AM A HUMAN BEING!