A Cousin Problem

[The Sampler]

So there's been a couple of ML shops on my work route i've been frequenting and been checking out the photo rosters on their pages.
One particular girl I noticed had a really familiar looking body...like too familiar, and then one day the shop updated her photo with a frontal shot. Can't see the face because they always hide it behind an emoji, but the facial outline, the hair style, the body shape and features scream its my cousin.

My cousin is also a known pole dancer and fitness freak, who is on hard financial times so i can only put two and two together.

Now im not so much of a deviant that i'm going to go and book her in as some part of sick experiment that i know some of you reading are keen for me to do lol.
I do the complete opposite and just avoid that shop all together.
Like i rather not risk the outcome if it turns out to be her or not, i would rather me be in my own private world, and if it is my cousin to be in her own separate world.


Well the universe is more perverted than i thought, I went to a different shop nearby to see a regular without a booking.
The mamasan said she was busy but theres a new sexy girl today that i should try.
Out comes my cousin.

I noped out of that one really quick before she could see me.
Lucky for me i always wear a mask, cap and sunnies when i walk into these places.
She was also looking away and chatting back to the girls in the back waiting room.

Just something i thought i'd share for a Friday laugh.
I also low key think this is indicator of the state of the economy!

[Kiki kong]

Ooooofffft!!! It is hard times... Everyone's got bills, understandable that many opt for this. I mean the money is good making 2-4k per week is decent coin.

On an another note, is your cuz asian???
Which shop lol?

[hornykid]

Can you pm me the name and shop location?

[hiduba]

Yes, happy to support your cousin to relieve her of her financial troubles.

On another note, the mamasan would've been plenty confused when you suddenly scurried out? What did you say to get out of there?

[jedibear]

PM me mate...i wanna help your cousin out too. She could use a bear hug [emoji6]

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[Double_Adapter]

Are there any reviews of her on this forum? Are you shocked, surprised, flabbergasted ?
How will you look at her next time you see her at a family gathering?

[jedibear]

It is an occupation end of the day. We all making ends meet. Id rather pretend not to know if I was OP. Ofc, id also not punt with her either if i were him

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[jedibear]

I should add...he was lucky he got a line up to see. Imagine if it was a shop with no line up and u just get the next one. In she comes walking in on u butt naked with a hard cock up in the air

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[JSteel96]

Dam your not safe visiting any shop unless you book a particular girl. Good thing she didn't see you.

[tpol]

Just say you only do doggy

[jedibear]

Just say you only do doggyI love that idea. Also wear a gimp suit

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[TheBigChungus]

No doggy or reverse cowgirl and you’ll be fine, cause you never turn your back on your family!

Jks, hope it’s a short term gig and she’s out for good, I could never imagine any of my family doing it.

[bummer]

No doggy or reverse cowgirl and you’ll be fine, cause you never turn your back on your family!

Jks, hope it’s a short term gig and she’s out for good, I could never imagine any of my family doing it.


I was in Brisbane overnight, a few weeks ago, I noticed a Chinese massage place on my way to dinner so decided to climb the stairs.
I wasn't bothered about pt2 or 3, I was really just after a decent massage. I was met by an older lady who said girl busy, but strip and lie down, so I aid her for an hour and followed instructions.

After 10 minutes, massage lady walked in and started. I didn't even look, just laid and enjoyed. about half way thru was instructed to turn over and thats when I first saw her, oh shit, this is my ex-wife's little sister !! We agreed to just go on and keep things between ourselves. Talking it turns out her family doesn't know how hard it has been to survive so she took up this line of work to survive. She asked whether I wanted any extras, and I just suggested that she comes to dinner with me instead.

So would she say anything ? nope.
Would I say anything ? nope.

its our secret. we confronted it and took it in hand so we control it. no family will learn because neither of us want them to learn.

[GoldfishMan]

I was in Brisbane overnight, a few weeks ago, I noticed a Chinese massage place on my way to dinner so decided to climb the stairs.
I wasn't bothered about pt2 or 3, I was really just after a decent massage. I was met by an older lady who said girl busy, but strip and lie down, so I aid her for an hour and followed instructions.

After 10 minutes, massage lady walked in and started. I didn't even look, just laid and enjoyed. about half way thru was instructed to turn over and thats when I first saw her, oh shit, this is my ex-wife's little sister !! We agreed to just go on and keep things between ourselves. Talking it turns out her family doesn't know how hard it has been to survive so she took up this line of work to survive. She asked whether I wanted any extras, and I just suggested that she comes to dinner with me instead.

So would she say anything ? nope.
Would I say anything ? nope.

its our secret. we confronted it and took it in hand so we control it. no family will learn because neither of us want them to learn.

Lol, awesome story, thanks for sharing bro. Did you cover up once you realised it was her or you just let it all hangout through out the convo? The latter would've been really awkward I would imagine!

[GoldfishMan]

And to OP, lo-fucking-l, that's an insane encounter, thanks for sharing!. I can imagine the whole scene, like you busting out of that joint probably without a further word! Hillarious!

[jedibear]

I was in Brisbane overnight, a few weeks ago, I noticed a Chinese massage place on my way to dinner so decided to climb the stairs.
I wasn't bothered about pt2 or 3, I was really just after a decent massage. I was met by an older lady who said girl busy, but strip and lie down, so I aid her for an hour and followed instructions.

After 10 minutes, massage lady walked in and started. I didn't even look, just laid and enjoyed. about half way thru was instructed to turn over and thats when I first saw her, oh shit, this is my ex-wife's little sister !! We agreed to just go on and keep things between ourselves. Talking it turns out her family doesn't know how hard it has been to survive so she took up this line of work to survive. She asked whether I wanted any extras, and I just suggested that she comes to dinner with me instead.

So would she say anything ? nope.
Would I say anything ? nope.

its our secret. we confronted it and took it in hand so we control it. no family will learn because neither of us want them to learn.Oh wow what an encounter. You did the gentleman thing and I think that's awesome. Yeah it is in both your interests to keep it on the low

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[keebab]

Not gonna lie but I'm a fan of pole dancer and fitness freak type MLs.

You can message me her deets if you want to drum her up some patronage.

[Nelly69]

lol man, thats crazy. but happy to help your cousin out as well during these hard times.

[personaa]

Guess your cousin can get plenty of bookings from here!

[begov94]

I punt because I don't have a hot cousin who could potentially be working in such jobs.

Reminds me of Star Wars Episode 4-6 where Luke didn't know Leia was his sister and gave her one good smooch. Would've ruined it for many if they had included a sex scene.

[RodgHerMoore]

OP thx for the share. Can't believe you tried to avoid her yet still ran into her.

If i saw her i would be a gentleman to her and would not write an AR nor reveal this story. I think she would be energetic! PM me. I think i know the suburb you are talking about. Not many with a big cluster.

[kaos]

That's a pretty insane story, as well as the encounter with the ex-wife's little sis.

It re-enforces the point to treat ML/WLs with respect because they are human at the end of the day. Times are definitely tougher than they used to be, and hopefully the cousin/ex-wife sister get what they want from this work and meet good, respectful customers

[GoldfishMan]

All the bros here asking OP to share the details of his cousin must be wanting to meet her and get a kick from thinking to themselves "oh yeah, I'm shagging The Sampler's cuz".

[schloong]

Two very intereesting scenario's to be sure. Stuffed if I know how I'd react but probably much the same as already said...

[tpol]

All the bros here asking OP to share the details of his cousin must be wanting to meet her and get a kick from thinking to themselves "oh yeah, I'm shagging The Sampler's cuz".

This too

pole dancer and fitness freak
Sezy new girl

[asiafever]

All the bros here asking OP to share the details of his cousin must be wanting to meet her and get a kick from thinking to themselves "oh yeah, I'm shagging The Sampler's cuz".

Or they had a cousin fantasy growing up...

[The Sampler]

Wow the amount of PMs I've gotten about her, her shop(s) and their willingness to "help" her out lol.

To answer some of the questions, when i noped out of there like lightning, the mamasan did shout after me 'hey where are you going?! she new!'.

I'm honestly not surprised shes in this line of work now, she has had 'enhancements' over the years I have known her and she has popped up even on this forum once before in her pole dancing days, not the Sydney pages but the generalist video pages.
She was living the high life until something happened in the family which drained all her money, but she somehow lives the high life, i guess i know how now. All the power to her.

I dont think she pole dances now, more like does pole fitness? if thats even a thing, i dont understand it.

There hasn't been an AR on her specifically from what i can see, but i have seen her mentioned in one AR by 17012430 but he was reviewing someone else.
So if it pleases this forum, I know shes rigorously fucked one member here hahaha.

[17012430]

If it is who I think it is, she will be fine for money.

[Rustyman1980]

You're obviously not originally from Tasmania haha

[blanet]

OP sent the punters off on a treasure hunt and subtly pimped out his cousin lol.

[Backdraft69]

Wow the amount of PMs I've gotten about her, her shop(s) and their willingness to "help" her out lol.

To answer some of the questions, when i noped out of there like lightning, the mamasan did shout after me 'hey where are you going?! she new!'.

I'm honestly not surprised shes in this line of work now, she has had 'enhancements' over the years I have known her and she has popped up even on this forum once before in her pole dancing days, not the Sydney pages but the generalist video pages.
She was living the high life until something happened in the family which drained all her money, but she somehow lives the high life, i guess i know how now. All the power to her.

I dont think she pole dances now, more like does pole fitness? if thats even a thing, i dont understand it.

There hasn't been an AR on her specifically from what i can see, but i have seen her mentioned in one AR by 17012430 but he was reviewing someone else.
So if it pleases this forum, I know shes rigorously fucked one member here hahaha.If it was one of my cousins, I would have a chat with her. She may need more help than you know in regards to financials etc.
Maybe she needs to be taught how to budget etc.
Just talk to her but don't let her know you know where she work's.
Family comes first.
Just my opinion.

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[Zzz888666]

Is she viet? and into cats?



Wow the amount of PMs I've gotten about her, her shop(s) and their willingness to "help" her out lol.

To answer some of the questions, when i noped out of there like lightning, the mamasan did shout after me 'hey where are you going?! she new!'.

I'm honestly not surprised shes in this line of work now, she has had 'enhancements' over the years I have known her and she has popped up even on this forum once before in her pole dancing days, not the Sydney pages but the generalist video pages.
She was living the high life until something happened in the family which drained all her money, but she somehow lives the high life, i guess i know how now. All the power to her.

I dont think she pole dances now, more like does pole fitness? if thats even a thing, i dont understand it.

There hasn't been an AR on her specifically from what i can see, but i have seen her mentioned in one AR by 17012430 but he was reviewing someone else.
So if it pleases this forum, I know shes rigorously fucked one member here hahaha.

[andrewv]

You should have gone through with it and given her a big tip rather than write all about it here. I can't see anything wrong with someone getting a massage and HJ from their cousin for a fee, given she does it to make ends meet. It is not exactly incest.

[jedibear]

You should have gone through with it and given her a big tip rather than write all about it here. I can't see anything wrong with someone getting a massage and HJ from their cousin for a fee, given she does it to make ends meet. It is not exactly incest.Would you really, if it was you? I mean...if it were me, and it was my cousin...it'd be a bit much.

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[GoldfishMan]

You should have gone through with it and given her a big tip rather than write all about it here. I can't see anything wrong with someone getting a massage and HJ from their cousin for a fee, given she does it to make ends meet. It is not exactly incest.

Depends how far related is the cousin, though. Some cousins you see very often because your families are very close, others you hardly even see them for years.

EDIT: I've got some cousins that are so distant that I wouldn't even recognise them if they were staring me in the face.

[andrewv]

Would you really, if it was you? I mean...if it were me, and it was my cousin...it'd be a bit much.

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Yep. I would have.

[T1ooo]

u do it , she does it , get over it mate... were human end of the day

Can u give me the details please it won help her out too!

[jedibear]

u do it , she does it , get over it mate... were human end of the day

Can u give me the details please it won help her out too!Ditto. I want to go for a punt with her

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[jedibear]

Yep. I would have.Good stuff. Well OP has heard both sides. Over to him now to decide if he wants a proper punt with her or not...

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[The Sampler]

We all have our preferences and I'm not here to kink shame.

Some people like MILFs
Some like PYTs
Some prefer not to receive such pleasures from cousins, aunts and family. 🤷

[begov94]

Who pays their own cousin for a HJ?
No matter how hot your relatives are, if they're first/second/third cousins you shouldn't be having anything sexual with them. I know some cultures and religions permit first/second cousin marriages but it's not a good thing. It means that you're so desperate for sex that you'd bang your own blood relations.

Then again, it's up to some to decide for themselves. Some might bang their own cousins because it's easier - no need to go through the dating game for sex. I've heard that some even have NSA relationships with their cousins and make sure they take birth control pills each time. But not for me. I'd rather bang someone not related to me.

[Jack-Jack]

I was in Brisbane overnight, a few weeks ago, I noticed a Chinese massage place on my way to dinner so decided to climb the stairs.
I wasn't bothered about pt2 or 3, I was really just after a decent massage. I was met by an older lady who said girl busy, but strip and lie down, so I aid her for an hour and followed instructions.

After 10 minutes, massage lady walked in and started. I didn't even look, just laid and enjoyed. about half way thru was instructed to turn over and thats when I first saw her, oh shit, this is my ex-wife's little sister !! We agreed to just go on and keep things between ourselves. Talking it turns out her family doesn't know how hard it has been to survive so she took up this line of work to survive. She asked whether I wanted any extras, and I just suggested that she comes to dinner with me instead.

So would she say anything ? nope.
Would I say anything ? nope.

its our secret. we confronted it and took it in hand so we control it. no family will learn because neither of us want them to learn.

what a great story from OP and this one above.....indeed our economy is shaky atm and some are more fortunate than others

but yea what a funny story, small world i guess less so in Brissy as not as many shops there compared to Syd/Melb?

[Jack-Jack]

anyone find out which girl this is...curios which shop and if shes super hot lol

[T1ooo]

bros druming up business and pimpin' out his owncusin, respect bro, mad street cred clout, no cap!

[GoldfishMan]

The thing that doesn't make any sense to me is, why do some bros here want to try a particular girl just because she was a forum bro's cuz or exwife's sis? How does that make her any better than any other girl out there?

Especially considering we're all anonymous on this forum. Would you get a kick out of thinking "oh yeah, I'm fucking bummer's exwife's sis..."?
Lol...

[T1ooo]

The thing that doesn't make any sense to me is, why do some bros here want to try a particular girl just because she was a forum bro's cuz or exwife's sis? How does that make her any better than any other girl out there?

Especially considering we're all anonymous on this forum. Would you get a kick out of thinking "oh yeah, I'm fucking bummer's exwife's sis..."?
Lol...

I dono how it work either but i barded up solid like a metal rod.

[BigDipper]

Geeeez… love the OP’s story, what an experience. I recently did a very fit pole dancer at GC, she also used to work as an ML. Hmmm…

[Jack-Jack]

Geeeez… love the OP’s story, what an experience. I recently did a very fit pole dancer at GC, she also used to work as an ML. Hmmm…

hahahahah i know who this is.... lol

[Jack-Jack]

lol i thought i read it as she was a hot young girl and for some reason i pictured it to be an ABG hahaha

plus if she works at a shop i frequent then why not check her out but dont think the girls name or shop has been reveleaed?...

so hard to find super hot ABG ABC or ABV etc these days thats not a scam on E & B

[thefatness]

Can I know who your cousin is? I want to smash

[rooter]

Kissin' Cousins! Yee hah! Hubba hubba. Thank you very much!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cj8vKae4Wk

[Massage hunter]

The thing that doesn't make any sense to me is, why do some bros here want to try a particular girl just because she was a forum bro's cuz or exwife's sis? How does that make her any better than any other girl out there?

Especially considering we're all anonymous on this forum. Would you get a kick out of thinking "oh yeah, I'm fucking bummer's exwife's sis..."?
Lol...

Excellent point. I was thinking the same

[T1ooo]

just talk to you cousin, she may give you a freebie

[bjl0v3s]

Not gonna lie, got a rock hard dick reading your post. Probably because i have one hot cousin too and i have always wanted to fuck her. Too bad shes married now.

[Raybo]

Not gonna lie, got a rock hard dick reading your post. Probably because i have one hot cousin too and i have always wanted to fuck her. Too bad shes married now.

ah too bad she's your cousin as well!

[xapoya]

Not gonna lie, got a rock hard dick reading your post. Probably because i have one hot cousin too and i have always wanted to fuck her. Too bad shes married now.

I have a cute cousin who texts me as if she's trying to flirt with me. Not anymore as she's married now. However, my family frowns upon relationships with close relatives so we kept the flirty texts as it is without seeing each other physically other than during family gatherings. The only goodie I got from her is a photo of her wearing lingerie in her bedroom. She wasn't model type but if she wasn't related to me I would've rocked up to her place for "boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room!"

[CarpetJam]

I have a cute cousin who texts me as if she's trying to flirt with me. Not anymore as she's married now. However, my family frowns upon relationships with close relatives so we kept the flirty texts as it is without seeing each other physically other than during family gatherings. The only goodie I got from her is a photo of her wearing lingerie in her bedroom. She wasn't model type but if she wasn't related to me I would've rocked up to her place for "boom boom boom boom, I want you in my room!"

Sorry did i click into the Tasmanian section of the forum?

What is with all the inbreds coming out in the comments?

[Punter_Joe]

Not sure if you want to think about the idea she may have went back and had a good look at the camera footage.

So..... How was family Christmas dinner?

Best bit of advice for the girls needing extra in hard times. Work out of town also means out of town of significant family.

Hope she's making good enough money to sort her stuff out but not to much to be reckless and get any bad financial addictions.

Really can't decide on if all the interest in the cousin is straight creepy or low key creepy wholesome of a deviant community