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Cromps89
20-08-2024, 05:25 PM
Date of visit: 20.08.24

WIR: yeah but not with same girl
Total cost: $40 + $50
Time: 30 mins

Where to start. There was another massage joint I used to visit semi regular when I would be in the area for work that was 2-3 doors up closer to the train station.

I’ve been working in the area a fair bit recently , and looking for something average that will just do when you had a big day of work lol

You go Into these places expecting nothing, so it can only be a positive. You are paying what you get for….

Anyway I was driving past, I had some time to kill, I thought I’d pop in. Ring the door bell, wait 30 secs, I thought they were closed. A grandma finally answers. I deliberately didn’t get any cash out cause I wanted an out just in case. The old bird says no probs, u pay after. She must of been mid 50s maybe 60, I don’t know. I thought fuck it who cares.

Agreed on the $40 for 30 mins. Gives me a 1/10 massage for 10 mins, her phone starts ringing. There’s someone at the front door, but she’s telling him to wait 10 mins. He wants to come inside. She goes to answer the door, she’s chatting to him for like 5 mins at this stage. She comes back in starts masssging again, she asks me if I’m in a rush. I’m like why. She goes, can I just go just serve this customer real quick as he just wants a HE. I’m like no. I knew it was all down hill from here.

She leaves again to go tell him I guess. Comes back, moves onto a rushed HE. She tells me it’s $50 to take her clothes off. She takes off her dress, pops one saggy boob out of her bra, and pulls her undies? (They were like shorts) down around her knees.

She starts rushing it, and really wants to hurry up as she doesn’t wanna let the other customer down. I finish, she puts her clothes on in record time and just walks out . I still got some of my load coming out. Haven’t even been offered to wipe down the oil of my back or anything lol. I get up to leave, she grabs my keys to my car and says she will hold them until I get back with cash, I say no probs. I walk across the road , get cash out, and come back, doors locked. I ring doorbell to give her the $90, I can tell she is half way through the other customer , she’s just left him stranded mid tug to give me my keys and accept the cash

In the end of the day, you go to these places with very low expectations. Like very low. And with that in mind sometimes you can find something average. Some of these old girls will go above and beyond for service, but most don’t give a rats. I’ve been to some of the best places and paid top dollar and had worse experiences with young girls before. In the end of the day its why they call it punting

MasterPaizuri
20-08-2024, 06:35 PM
Mate. That was hilarious. Picturing a 50 year old grandma with her pants around her knees giving a HE has me howling 🤣🤣🤣

No idea how you finished after all that. Kudos to you

Riggers
20-08-2024, 06:42 PM
A good read lol. The thrill of the punt i guess!

Cromps89
21-08-2024, 04:06 PM
Yeah not my proudest moment. 😂😂😂