Girls confessing their age

[UncagedAlex]

So, obviously most shops advertise all their girls as being between about 21 and 25, and I’m sure most people realise these numbers are largely nonsense.

It doesn’t really matter to me, once I see a girl I have some level of attraction, and it doesn’t matter from then if she’s 35 looking young or 22 looking old, the result is still the same appearance.

But I frequently have girls confess their real age to me, without me questioning anything. For example I ask why they came to Sydney, and they’ll say “Ah, I came because I’m 31 so it was my last chance to get the working holiday visa” or something along those lines.

Do other people have the same experience? Do the girls not know that they’re listed as being 24 and revealing that their shop is lying?

[Grissle Piston]

So, obviously most shops advertise all their girls as being between about 21 and 25, and I’m sure most people realise these numbers are largely nonsense.

It doesn’t really matter to me, once I see a girl I have some level of attraction, and it doesn’t matter from then if she’s 35 looking young or 22 looking old, the result is still the same appearance.

But I frequently have girls confess their real age to me, without me questioning anything. For example I ask why they came to Sydney, and they’ll say “Ah, I came because I’m 31 so it was my last chance to get the working holiday visa” or something along those lines.

Do other people have the same experience? Do the girls not know that they’re listed as being 24 and revealing that their shop is lying?

They all lie about the girls ages, as they feel the punter wants a younger girl.
I dont pay attention to it as i prefer experience over age.
Give me a randy milfy type any day over a young girl just doing her job.

[rooter]

The Japanese girls are always very honest about their age if you ask them, so I just don't ask them. LOL!

[UncagedAlex]

Yeah, I don’t ask either, it just comes up! You think Japanese girls are more likely to be honest about their age than other girls?

[11Bravo]

They all lie about the girls ages, as they feel the punter wants a younger girl.
I dont pay attention to it as i prefer experience over age.
Give me a randy milfy type any day over a young girl just doing her job.

TRUTH!!!

I figure the "She's too old, 25, I want 19-21" are either:


Older, trying to revisit their youth as they were up in the bleachers, not on the field in school, so no cheerleaders


Trying to impress the inexperienced (ha, ha) with their sexual prowess because, with (they say old, I say experienced) provider, she just laughs and says, "No, dear, it really goes in here..."

I don't ask, they don't say as it's just so immaterial to the business at hand (hand NOT to be taken literally...) More likely she'll ask my age (she says curious, I'm thinking worried about liability if I happen to expire on the table and she's not a surgeon).

Youngest I ever pulled turned out to be 19. I figured she'd be older due to visa restrictions (so much for govt oversight), but found out in talking to her it is possible to game a passport upwards...

[Double_Adapter]

Chicks can be really sensitive and insecure when it comes to shit like that; some golden rules to keep you out of the danger zone.

Rule 1: Never ask a chick her age or her weight

Rule 2: When going down on her, no flinching, no hesitation or nauseating faces. Tell her that her pussy smells like jasmine and tastes like honey.

Rule 3: After a long time apart, hit her with “Wow, you’ve lost weight! You look incredible!” Bonus points for adding, “Have you been working out?”

Rule 4: When you DFK and DATY her, tell her she's special and that she's the only one you do it to.

Rule 5: Lie and say shit like, “OMG! What’s that fragrance? It’s amazing,” or “Love your hairstyle/dress/underwear it's so stylish and chic – it really suits you.”

Chicks eat this shit up like it's going out of style.

[tcrawford]

No screw that, I'm all about fat shaming. Bitches need some motivation.

[2000BahtLongTime]

No screw that, I'm all about fat shaming. Bitches need some motivation.
True. Girls cannot control their age. But they can control their weight

[SmithChips]

Chicks can be really sensitive and insecure when it comes to shit like that; some golden rules to keep you out of the danger zone.

Rule 1: Never ask a chick her age or her weight

Rule 2: When going down on her, no flinching, no hesitation or nauseating faces. Tell her that her pussy smells like jasmine and tastes like honey.

Rule 3: After a long time apart, hit her with “Wow, you’ve lost weight! You look incredible!” Bonus points for adding, “Have you been working out?”

Rule 4: When you DFK and DATY her, tell her she's special and that she's the only one you do it to.

Rule 5: Lie and say shit like, “OMG! What’s that fragrance? It’s amazing,” or “Love your hairstyle/dress/underwear it's so stylish and chic – it really suits you.”

Chicks eat this shit up like it's going out of style.

Same as when chics say "wow so big", ''wow so hard", ''wow that was a lot"

[BabyWolfBangBangBang]

Chicks can be really sensitive and insecure when it comes to shit like that; some golden rules to keep you out of the danger zone.

Rule 1: Never ask a chick her age or her weight

Rule 2: When going down on her, no flinching, no hesitation or nauseating faces. Tell her that her pussy smells like jasmine and tastes like honey.

Rule 3: After a long time apart, hit her with “Wow, you’ve lost weight! You look incredible!” Bonus points for adding, “Have you been working out?”

Rule 4: When you DFK and DATY her, tell her she's special and that she's the only one you do it to.

Rule 5: Lie and say shit like, “OMG! What’s that fragrance? It’s amazing,” or “Love your hairstyle/dress/underwear it's so stylish and chic – it really suits you.”

Chicks eat this shit up like it's going out of style.

But the thing is.... these days how many girls were Perfume?

[schloong]

Yeah agreed! Some of them are so good at BS they could be in politics!

[mylovelypenis]

always add 10 years to the advertised age!

[flyingfish]

one of the eurasian chicks at MAC told me her real age out of the blue it was like 21, but said they advertise her as 18 and in her words 'that's so fucked up'

[Double_Adapter]

Advertising rule of thumb
If they're in their 20's, deduct 3-5 years
If they're in their 30's, deduct 6-10 years
If they're in their 40's to 50's, deduct 15-20 years
If they're in their 60's to 80's, advertise as mature and experienced

[trampslikeus55]

Just to make things simple, I never tell them my real age either 👍

[paulgallen]

always add 10 years to the advertised age!

In milf shapes it be add 25 years or more.
Most massage shops thst advertise as 22 are probably 35 plus.

Totally suck with misleading age but that's the way it is

[UncagedAlex]

Just to make things simple, I never tell them my real age either ��

Why would you lie about your age as the customer?

[11Bravo]

In milf shapes it be add 25 years or more.
Most massage shops thst advertise as 22 are probably 35 plus.

Totally suck with misleading age but that's the way it isPunters can only blame themselves for the misleading ads. Shops play to the audience. Punters want to see samples, but won't bother to look if a higher age is mentioned.

Myself, I can't see it. That is one stat I never pay attention to in any place, in any clime. It's immaterial (OK, except in the case to make sure she's above the age of consent).


Is she attractive to me, in some way?
What's her attitude towards me?
What's on the menu?
Duration of services?
Price?

But then, I got my education internationally in bars, employees and FL's. No price lists, no ages, no photos. Game on.

[2000BahtLongTime]

I don't really care too much about her age. As long as I find her attractive and she gives me great service. That's all that matter's

[trampslikeus55]

Why would you lie about your age as the customer?
Think of it this way. Would you like to fuck your grandmother. 🤔 In a light bulb moment she may realise she is fucking her grandfather. May spoil the occasion 😎

[UncagedAlex]

Fair enough, I would not fuck my grandmother. I guess if I were very old I might adjust my age down if I a young girl asked me…

[FangShoe]

Age is a number, it’s how they perform that matters.

[11Bravo]

...I once didn’t get married because my partner put on weight and that was enough to cancel the wedding and lose the deposit. I don’t fuck fat women and have never dated or punted one, now that may sound crass but life is about choices and being happy with those choices. You start wining and dining women, showing them better things in life and what’s the outcome, weight gain? Even one of the Asian women I was recently dating who also sees other men put on a tummy and I’ve just blocked her without telling her a reason as she should know better at 32 years of age and I cannot be bothered going through any attempt to educate her. I know this is an off topic rant but I’ve been caught out before and now once again and I’m just stating my thoughts. I’m thinking I’m better off dropping the eating when dating and just doing the entertaining. Why change their diet as it only leads to failure, yes?

Vinnie, Spanky...et al, so much for resolutions of "Never to return." Guess the alternate forum just didn't give you the same buzz... Or were you banned there too?

[SirMax]

Good to have a ML you can communicate well enough to talk age.

[Double_Adapter]

Good to have a ML you can communicate well enough to talk age.

Candid about their age , their weight and how many guys they've fucked......hmmm yeah nah

[UncagedAlex]

Yeah, I also appreciate honest in a girl.

[Roydemeo]

Age is just a number when you are filling them with cum

[dvu420]

The only number a WL or ML cares about it’s the $ amount, not their or the punter’s age.

[UncagedAlex]

It’s the most important number, but I reckon most women would rather a young fit guy than someone old and bald.

[RLC]

Shops declare the ages for advertising purposes to get you in there knowing getting you in through the door means a lot will stay even if what has been advertised is not accurate. They bank on the small head taking over on seeing a lady in a small dress who they know will have their lips around your manhood in the next 5 minutes regardless of initial expectations.

[11Bravo]

It’s the most important number, but I reckon most women would rather a young fit guy than someone old and bald.

Actually, no. It IS BUSINESS.

2 FL's in a bar. Walked up for a job interview. One looked me up and down, said "I don't go with OLD men", and walked off.
Her "friend" grabbed my arm, saying "Don't get mad". (I wasn't mad. Acutally thankful, she'd just saved me time and money for a poor experience).

She continued, "She crazy. Young man want to fuck all night. Old man want to fuck one time, then sleep. Easy work. I like old man."

With banter like that, done deal. Did have to correct her misconception: 1 shot, massage, 2nd shot, sleep, morning wake-up.

The other reason is that "old" constitutes "more", as in "more to lose" if there's trouble, so less of a risk. Not a simp, but let's say less inclined to throw a naked girl out of the hotel room into the hallway because he's "displeased". (Same could be said for a shop's room). Not exactly the thing you want to have to explain to the home office as to why you won't be on-site for a few days due to legal problems. A worker (no disrespect) might not be missed so much, a "higher up"...

Likewise, "old" not prone to taking a girl home for a Musketeers party.

Lastly, you say old, I say experienced, as in how the game is played. Just less problems, less whining.

IME.

[2000BahtLongTime]

It’s the most important number, but I reckon most women would rather a young fit guy than someone old and bald.
For sure, everyone want's someone attractive. Its human nature


Actually, no. It IS BUSINESS.

2 FL's in a bar. Walked up for a job interview. One looked me up and down, said "I don't go with OLD men", and walked off.
Her "friend" grabbed my arm, saying "Don't get mad". (I wasn't mad. Acutally thankful, she'd just saved me time and money for a poor experience).

She continued, "She crazy. Young man want to fuck all night. Old man want to fuck one time, then sleep. Easy work. I like old man."

With banter like that, done deal. Did have to correct her misconception: 1 shot, massage, 2nd shot, sleep, morning wake-up.

The other reason is that "old" constitutes "more", as in "more to lose" if there's trouble, so less of a risk. Not a simp, but let's say less inclined to throw a naked girl out of the hotel room into the hallway because he's "displeased". (Same could be said for a shop's room). Not exactly the thing you want to have to explain to the home office as to why you won't be on-site for a few days due to legal problems. A worker (no disrespect) might not be missed so much, a "higher up"...

Likewise, "old" not prone to taking a girl home for a Musketeers party.

Lastly, you say old, I say experienced, as in how the game is played. Just less problems, less whining.

IME.

The old, bald and fat have to pay for it (yes, its business for these guys)

But the friend probably went off to Republic/Insomnia night club afterwards and went home with some handsome young guy for free

Actually a girl will f*ck all night if the guy is young, fit, handsome & attractive
Depends how much she likes you. YMMV as I always say

[11Bravo]

For sure, everyone want's someone attractive. Its human nature



The old, bald and fat have to pay for it (yes, its business for these guys)

But the friend probably went off to Republic/Insomnia night club afterwards and went home with some handsome young guy for free

Actually a girl will f*ck all night if the guy is young, fit, handsome & attractive
Depends how much she likes you. YMMV as I always say

Nah, it was the York.

[Big boneR]

Yeah most I've seen advertise younger, but you know they are older after a good chat. I often ask and get the true answer, and to be honest I think the Thai's I see look younger than their real age with their beautiful skin, not like the wrinkled Aussie sun worshipers.

[DueNorth]

So, obviously most shops advertise all their girls as being between about 21 and 25, and I’m sure most people realise these numbers are largely nonsense.

It doesn’t really matter to me, once I see a girl I have some level of attraction, and it doesn’t matter from then if she’s 35 looking young or 22 looking old, the result is still the same appearance.

But I frequently have girls confess their real age to me, without me questioning anything. For example I ask why they came to Sydney, and they’ll say “Ah, I came because I’m 31 so it was my last chance to get the working holiday visa” or something along those lines.

Do other people have the same experience? Do the girls not know that they’re listed as being 24 and revealing that their shop is lying?
I find any Thai girl will tell you their real age even if they’re best friends with their boss. After all everything is a pretend in this industry

[pocket rocket]

Nah, it was the York.

Hey Bravo,

I assume that is the York in Dubai old town ?? Can't recall stumbling into any other "York"s in south east asia ?

If so, just interested what nationality the FL's were ... very mixed bag in there

[11Bravo]

Hey Bravo,

I assume that is the York in Dubai old town ?? Can't recall stumbling into any other "York"s in south east asia ?

If so, just interested what nationality the FL's were ... very mixed bag in there

I was wondering if anyone here would catch the reference.

NOW, how many of these did you hit: CITYS (I just got so tired of having to type the "where to go" answers). Bonus points if you understand the last S.

That was PUNTING. Game on.

BTW: York was in the decent part of old town, relatively easy to navigate. Deira (airport side), a NIGHTMARE to navigate those old, narrow, TWISTY, one-way streets. Anyone who lived there got taxi fare home.

In the 'oughts, nice mix, majority PRC, then Africans, a number of 'stanis, some Russian/East Europeans. Never cared for the band, but the decor was very attractive...

Was certainly one of the punting Meccas of the world during its golden age.

[westsydneypunter]

I don't really care too much about her age. As long as I find her attractive and she gives me great service. That's all that matter's

I think I have to agree here. I’m with you mate.

[WMAF]

I find any Thai girl will tell you their real age even if they’re best friends with their boss. After all everything is a pretend in this industry
Theyre pretty upfront about their ages

[Lothario1]

... York was in the decent part of old town...

... majority PRC, then Africans, a number of 'stanis, some Russian/East Europeans...

Was certainly one of the punting Meccas of the world during its golden age.

Of all the gin joints in all of the towns in all the world, 11Bravo walks into mine ...

G'day old mate. It's been many years ...

Yes, York, and many bars in Dubai, sure were mongering meccas! I still have great memories, of not that long ago, taking home stunners for the equivalent of $125 to $200 per night (usually Russian, Eastern European, African, former Soviet Union, Indian, and occasionally Chinese (11Bravo's staple diet). I often took home two or more babes at a time for the night, a few nights a week. They would stay all night, sometimes into the next night if I didn't have to get to the office. In the mornings, many would cook and clean, and iron my clothes. VERY GFE! (Many were looking for a regular boyfriend or husband).

Ah, those were the days - money to burn, beer, babes and billiards. I enjoyed the pleasure of thousands of hot eager-to-please babes during my many years in Dubai and during my frequent international travels. I took thousands of naughty photos of beauties - in Dubai and around the world, hundreds of which I posted on ISG.

And the halcyon days at Rattlesnake, Seaview and its kick-ass band, plus many more venues of ill-repute. After York deteriorated, Imperial Suites Hotel became a favorite of mine, with its ever-growing groups of golden Indian Bollywood beauties. Spicy!

Sadly, more and more guys depend on agencies in Dubai nowadays, with ridiculous Western prices, and the endemic bait-and switch. Where's the fun in that? Nothing better than partying at the bars with the girls face to face over drinks, then deciding which one/s to take home.

Good to see you're still standin' 11B - or mainly lying prostrate for 25 minutes, then supine for five minutes nowadays, by the looks of your occasional AfterReports. But they're buried amongst the thousands of your usual (ahem) gems of school-master words on how and when punters should post, when newbie members have earned the right to ask for info, and your coreections of grammer and spellig, ect.

Just teasin old buddy. Keep up the ... important work. :slobber:

I cannot PM yet, but would be great to have a PM chat.

[lnylan]

Age doesn’t really matter to me, it’s more how they (and I) have looked after ourselves.

But I do laugh when I see my favourite ginza k queen who has been 25 for more than 11 years, crossing over 2 names lol

She’s been amazing for all of those years - and kept herself in far better shape than I have!

[11Bravo]

Of all the gin joints in all of the towns in all the world, 11Bravo walks into mine ...

G'day old mate. It's been many years ...

Yes, York, and many bars in Dubai, sure were mongering meccas! I still have great memories, of not that long ago, taking home stunners for the equivalent of $125 to $200 per night (usually Russian, Eastern European, African, former Soviet Union, Indian, and occasionally Chinese (11Bravo's staple diet). I often took home two or more babes at a time for the night, a few nights a week. They would stay all night, sometimes into the next night if I didn't have to get to the office. In the mornings, many would cook and clean, and iron my clothes. VERY GFE! (Many were looking for a regular boyfriend or husband).

And the halcyon days at Rattlesnake, Seaview and its kick-ass band, plus many more venues of ill-repute.

Nothing better than partying at the bars with the girls face to face over drinks, then deciding which one/s to take home.

Good to see you're still standin' 11B - or mainly lying prostrate for 25 minutes, then supine for five minutes nowadays, by the looks of your occasional AfterReports. But they're buried amongst the thousands of your usual (ahem) gems of school-master words on how and when punters should post, when newbie members have earned the right to ask for info, and your coreections of grammer and spellig, ect.

I cannot PM yet, but would be great to have a PM chat.
BRO!!! Now this IS where "BRO" is correct.

BKK and DXB, back in the day, were true Meccas... Not the SYD Minute_Men... I like SYD, but minor league, not the majors (says the OFF remembering the glory days...) And yes, I do have the same Professor Kingsfield attitude here... too old to change... Any time I hear "Sweet Child of Mine" on the radio, I flash back to the Seaview... And a truly indelible memory: walking thru the Golden Gates, aka the inner doors of the Cyclone for the first time... And yes, my AR's here are not my FR'S there...

Judging by too many posts here, IMO, many would struggle there with the face-to-face: "It's a MUTUAL job interview...?" "WHAT?!? I have to negotiate price/menu/TOD... ?" Or high school: "I'm a junior, so is she a senior or a freshman?" Or the "But what's she LOOK like?..." Guess I'm just lucky that these ole eyes still function and my legs still work... albeit slower, with more huffing and puffing - and that's just climbing the stairs, let alone on the table...

Have sent you a PM.

Cheers

[justincase]

Let’s be realistic, first of all this is a forum.

[11Bravo]

You book an hour you pump them for an hour.

EOD
AKA the SYD syndrome? That's not contagious, is it?:shout:

[justincase]

I’m of two minds about a lot of things but sex isn’t one.

[11Bravo]

I’m of two minds about a lot of things but sex isn’t one. Men take control not the women.

If you go to a restaurant and order lobster do you only eat half and then look at it, kiss and caress it, talk to it then don’t go all the way and eat all of it?

Same with paid sex, if you’re paying for penetration then go forth and seek penetration.

I’ve never seen it written anywhere on a brothel wall that a guy cannot stick it in for the full 60 minutes or even 120 minutes if they so desire.

This is the problem, paid women don’t want that, they want the quickest outcome, the guy to be happy with his one hit wonder, given a kiss, a cuddle, perhaps a light nondescript meaningless time wasting token massage, some small talk a farewell peck on the cheek and sent on his way, preferably before the clock strikes “end of session”.

If Joe Average is happy with that then that’s his prerogative but it’s not mine.

I’ve been around long enough on both sides of the fence to see how it really is. It’s a song and dance routine with the longest song and the shortest dance.

Like I said, SYD syndrome; ST; SYD SOP.

But in those days and climes of LT... just a different perspective...

You go to a restaurant, order a lobster, go enjoy a bar band with it, drink with it, dance with it, take it home, go swimming in the pool with it, eat half, relax, enjoy, kiss and caress it, talk to it, have some more lobster, sleep, then, for breakfast, finish it off. Maybe even take the shell to the cinema for the early matinee...

Maybe you're just ordering "rock lobster", tough shell. Get some "maine lobster"... might even take you out to lunch...

[Macktogo90]

Hahaha age is only a number, but it does add to the fantasy - uni student vs a milf

[justincase]

Their age is always understated.