Anyone else have Hottie Tourette Syndrome?

[dt333]

So I've self-diagnosed myself with Hottie Tourette Syndrome (HTS) Every time I see a hottie walk by I always mutter some sexual profanity to myself. Went to Bondi today, here are just some crude shit that popped out of my head today:

"OMG sit on my face right now you hot Bondi beach slut"

"Hell fuck up her pussy hard yeah!"

"Dayummm Busty Bambino"

"OMG Chest bump me now!"

Who else does this? What are some things you say when you see a McHotty?

[I_luv_doggie.]

Wank before a meal for the next 2 weeks.

That should clear up the symptoms. If not, then you will need to visit your favourite brothel asap for specialised treatment.

[neveragain]

What are some things you say when you see a McHotty?

"I'll book her for an hour thanks"