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Vegopus
01-06-2026, 08:32 PM
Over the weekend, I caught up with some mates for a couple of drinks in the city.
To cut a long story short, while we were there trading stories over a couple of beers 1 guy recognised a few other guys so they decided to all join us.
One of the other guys who I don't know began talking with his mate about visiting some hookers.
Someone asked him are you going to leave one of your calling cards this time? Are you a still doing that shit?
Someone asked what do you mean by calling cards and then he proceeded to tell his version of what a calling card is.

Apparently this dirty motherfucker wipes his arse and spits on pillows, sprays lube under the bed floor and takes big shits in the toilet without flushing and put the shitty toilet paper under the sheets or in the WLs handbag, in the pillow case or in between cushions on the sofa.
No big deal right,? Just some dirty stuff.
But here where the story gets very very messed up. I don't know if he was joking or telling the truth but apparently this cunt pokes holes in the WLs condoms with a safety pin.

WT!?!?!?!? 😠 😡

secret0
01-06-2026, 09:05 PM
Over the weekend, I caught up with some mates for a couple of drinks in the city.
To cut a long story short, while we were there trading stories over a couple of beers 1 guy recognised a few other guys so they decided to all join us.
One of the other guys who I don't know began talking with his mate about visiting some hookers.
Someone asked him are you going to leave one of your calling cards this time? Are you a still doing that shit?
Someone asked what do you mean by calling cards and then he proceeded to tell his version of what a calling card is.

Apparently this dirty motherfucker wipes his arse and spits on pillows, sprays lube under the bed floor and takes big shits in the toilet without flushing and put the shitty toilet paper under the sheets or in the WLs handbag, in the pillow case or in between cushions on the sofa.
No big deal right,? Just some dirty stuff.
But here where the story gets very very messed up. I don't know if he was joking or telling the truth but apparently this cunt pokes holes in the WLs condoms with a safety pin.

WT!?!?!?!? �� ��

Sounds like proper dogshit behaviour, but I'm sure there are some plonkas in this forum who would find it 'hilarious' and just boys being boys.


I don't know if he was joking or telling the truth but apparently this cunt pokes holes in the WLs condoms with a safety pin.

Actual criminal behaviour - stealthing isn't just removing the condom without them knowing, but tampering with them because not only the possibility of pregnancy, but also transmit STIs.
And plenty of WLs rely only on condoms for preventing pregnancy because birth control pills messes with their hormones.

Torsil
01-06-2026, 09:21 PM
Over the weekend, I caught up with some mates for a couple of drinks in the city.
To cut a long story short, while we were there trading stories over a couple of beers 1 guy recognised a few other guys so they decided to all join us.
One of the other guys who I don't know began talking with his mate about visiting some hookers.
Someone asked him are you going to leave one of your calling cards this time? Are you a still doing that shit?
Someone asked what do you mean by calling cards and then he proceeded to tell his version of what a calling card is.

Apparently this dirty motherfucker wipes his arse and spits on pillows, sprays lube under the bed floor and takes big shits in the toilet without flushing and put the shitty toilet paper under the sheets or in the WLs handbag, in the pillow case or in between cushions on the sofa.
No big deal right,? Just some dirty stuff.
But here where the story gets very very messed up. I don't know if he was joking or telling the truth but apparently this cunt pokes holes in the WLs condoms with a safety pin.

WT!?!?!?!? �� ��


I find this difficult to believe, but if it is true, what an absolute WEAK, WEAK, CUNT.
I bet he has a miniture cock.

Rodman
01-06-2026, 09:22 PM
I hope you took him outside and punched the fuck out of him

Punt2Win
01-06-2026, 10:00 PM
I hope you took him outside and punched the fuck out of him

Agreed. If you walked into a room and caught someone doing any of the above how on earth do you not just lay into them?

Vegopus
01-06-2026, 10:25 PM
I hope you took him outside and punched the fuck out of him

I don't know about you, but I am not prepared to spend up to five years in prison for some guy who was probably just talking shit to impress his mates.

1inchguy
01-06-2026, 10:37 PM
Over the weekend, I caught up with some mates for a couple of drinks in the city.
To cut a long story short, while we were there trading stories over a couple of beers 1 guy recognised a few other guys so they decided to all join us.
One of the other guys who I don't know began talking with his mate about visiting some hookers.
Someone asked him are you going to leave one of your calling cards this time? Are you a still doing that shit?
Someone asked what do you mean by calling cards and then he proceeded to tell his version of what a calling card is.

Apparently this dirty motherfucker wipes his arse and spits on pillows, sprays lube under the bed floor and takes big shits in the toilet without flushing and put the shitty toilet paper under the sheets or in the WLs handbag, in the pillow case or in between cushions on the sofa.
No big deal right,? Just some dirty stuff.
But here where the story gets very very messed up. I don't know if he was joking or telling the truth but apparently this cunt pokes holes in the WLs condoms with a safety pin.

WT!?!?!?!? �� ��

im not surprised, there are fucked up punters out there
Although the girls normally have their own condoms to use, im not sure if they allow BYO?? My experience some girls even stretch out the condom placing over my cock so if there was any pin holes it would have broken?? I guess if these happen to new girls that dont know what happening..
That said there are few brothels i've been at, their toilet was clog up with paper and shit in there. Some toilets were out of order..

few ML even told me punters come in all drugged up and shit.

GoldfishMan
01-06-2026, 10:45 PM
Just goes to show, when you're in the good books of WLs/MLs, it's not because you look like Chris Hemsworth or Brad Pitt. You're likely just not fucked up like the rest of the scum out there. Too easy to beat men at being men, lolll

Punt2Win
01-06-2026, 11:24 PM
Just goes to show, when you're in the good books of WLs/MLs, it's not because you look like Chris Hemsworth or Brad Pitt. You're likely just not fucked up like the rest of the scum out there. Too easy to beat men at being men, lolll

Only a low val...just kidding, just kidding.

Linza Giz
02-06-2026, 09:08 AM
Sounds like fake news. Just trying to make his mates laugh and be the centre of attention. Sounds like a dumb mutt still but yeh telling porkies

nosytt
02-06-2026, 09:26 AM
The question is where does he hide the safety pin before poking a hole in it?

Ginza Control Room
02-06-2026, 12:59 PM
punter wrecking condoms is nothing new, ive heard that story from many WL, they do it to break the condom so they can BB

fairy
02-06-2026, 01:20 PM
Sounds bs. What shop leaves you alone in a room for long enough to do all of that?

GoldfishMan
02-06-2026, 04:48 PM
The question is where does he hide the safety pin before poking a hole in it?

He uses the one holding his nappies up. Still playing with shit, that's a 2yo were talking about.

mafiaboy
02-06-2026, 05:47 PM
I have a hypothesis.
What if this guy is telling this story around untill someone posts it to this forum...so he can connect the username to real people identity?

11Bravo
02-06-2026, 05:53 PM
Just goes to show, when you're in the good books of WLs/MLs, it's not because you look like Chris Hemsworth or Brad Pitt. You're likely just not fucked up like the rest of the scum out there. Too easy to beat men at being men, lolll

Yep. I once remarked to my best mate about all the good punts I was having, not just here and there, but close to all. I couldn't understand; all I was doing was treating them like I would any person. Have never forgotten his answer. "Well B, what does that tell you about their average customer when mugs like us are treated like kings?"

anonymouspunter2
03-06-2026, 11:15 AM
Does sound kind of made up (not just this loser's story but the whole thing) but if not I'd report his ass to the cops.