How to spot a punter in public

[CunningLinguist]

Sign: You see him buying a single toothbrush from the chemist or supermarket.
Reason: He is off to the nearest washbasin to freshen up his mouth before an appointment where DFK will be involved.

[CunningLinguist]

Sign: You see him smelling his fingers.
Reason: He has just finished a session and the smell of the girls pussy is still under his nails, and he has the occasional sniff to remind himelf of the great time he just had.
Smell is a powerful memory evoker.

[CunningLinguist]

Sign: He has messy hair.
Reason: Had to leave in a bit of a rush from a session and forgot to check hair in the mirror before leaving.

[CunningLinguist]

Sign: Clipping his nails whilst walking purposefully in the street.
Reason; Making sure there are no long nails to hurt a girl whilst fingering her.

[CunningLinguist]

Sign: Standing impatiently at an ATM, and perhaps even offering money to jump ahead in the queue.
Reason: Needs to get the cash for his impending appointment.

[IamSam]

Sign: checking out adult services section in newspaper or escorts in cracker.
Reason: doesn't read punting forums!

[Gringo]

When a shop is outside a busy bus stop look for the restless, horny looking guy who not catching any buses and when he leaves is engrossed in his mobile so he can keep his head down without looking suspicious.

[hoshimoony]

bro CL, they could be valid signs, but I have been doing all of those my whole like, regardless of whether I'm punting!

buying toothbrush - I always do that if I forget to bring them on a work trip. Besides I would buy mint instead!
messy hair - my hair is always messy, they're very rarely set in the morning!
clipping nails - I always clip them in the streets before my piano lesson (or at least used to when I had lessons haha)
standing impatiently at ATMs - I never carry cash, so I'm always impatient at ATMs when I need cash fast to get on trains or to buy takeaway
smelling fingers - hmm ok, maybe that's a sign :)

Hmm I dunno, standing by what you're saying, maybe I was destined to become a punter... :cool2:

[CunningLinguist]

bro CL, they could be valid signs, but I have been doing all of those my whole like, regardless of whether I'm punting!

buying toothbrush - I always do that if I forget to bring them on a work trip. Besides I would buy mint instead!
messy hair - my hair is always messy, they're very rarely set in the morning!
clipping nails - I always clip them in the streets before my piano lesson (or at least used to when I had lessons haha)
standing impatiently at ATMs - I never carry cash, so I'm always impatient at ATMs when I need cash fast to get on trains or to buy takeaway
smelling fingers - hmm ok, maybe that's a sign :)

Hmm I dunno, standing by what you're saying, maybe I was destined to become a punter... :cool2:

Some of us are born into it, and our destiny is to experience ecstasy!

[AHLUNGOR]

Many many years ago (20?), the China police used to take a different approach when raiding massage parlours if they were being suspected of conducting illegal sexual transactions - prostitution is still officially illegal in China today ....... LOL!

What they did, they raided the shops, arrested all the WL/ML and punters, separated them , and with all the punters, they used ink and wrote the words: punter on their face
嫖客！
and let the media take photos and post on newspaper to shame them, why the shop didn't pay enough protection money in the first place ？

But to answer the title question, if you got "punter" written on your face, then it's very easy to tell right ??

Just my two cents

Cheers

[Oneonone]

he has a grin from ear to ear your missus sure didn't put it there!

[LeiLoDao]

when you see them on the phone on google map looking for the location or walking up and down the same street looking for the joint

[CunningLinguist]

Sign: Reading the classified section of the paper and trying not to let anyone see what they are reading, also circling the occasional add.
Reason: They are looking for their next punt in the personals section.

I used to do this but don't anymore, since there is a better place to gather intel on my next punt mission.

[Sextus]

maybe I was destined to become a punter... :cool2:


Some of us are born into it

Some are born punters
Some become punters
Others have punterdom thrust upon them.

[Ethanhunt]

What about the classic, walking up the street but sheepishly walks past the entrance, only to stop 10m up the road and turn around to walk the other way and inside

[Mr. Who]

Borrowing from another thread: if a guy and a girl see each other on the street, but neither says hello, and uncomfortably walked into different directions, then the guy is a punter and the girl is a WL, or they might just be each other's ex

[Sextus]

Originally Posted by bill_100:

"It is totally different to places like 533 etc or the Lindfield massage shops where a quick left or right wheel into the enclosed stairway is all that is required."

Bill, I can picture your technique. Facing straight ahead with a purposeful straight line stride - not a window shopping dawdle - and being ambiguous that it is the real estate shop window next to 533 that is your real destination.

Even as you make towards the real estate shop you allow yourself a brief sideways glance to confirm the proximity of 533's hallowed doorway and its dark well of instant and welcome anonymity.

The bus stop loiterers, if they are lucky, have but a fraction of a second to interpret your true intent because you have suddenly executed a ninety degree turn, a "motorcycle wall of death" swerve, angling your body like the Leaning Tower of Pisa as you disappear into that welcomingly dark doorway.

So instantaneous and Houdini-like is your disappearance, the bus stop patrons are left blinking in the afternoon sunlight wondering whether you existed at all, or whether it was a just a trick of the light that made them imagine that someone had even been there. No matter, because they just as quickly go back to thinking their own cares and concerns.

You, in the meantime, are ascending those stairs, congratulating yourself on your athletic manoeuvre and anticipating the reward at the top of the stairs you have earned for it.

Your exit strategy?

Well - that is a little more complicated. This time you are leaving that dark well of anonymity and entering into the full glare of publicity. On the way down the stairs, you wonder whether to turn left or right into the street (regardless of which is the shortest way back to your car.) Left takes you past the bus stop - hmm, that is tricky, are bored people still waiting there? But turning right may suddenly confront you with, say, two disapproving North Shore society matrons, and if you are attempting an exit as swift as your entry was, you might even run right into them.

Which ever way you turn you are confronted with throngs of clairvoyants who know exactly what you have been doing - at least until you get some kind of decent distance from that incriminating doorway. Maybe take a big set of these next time! :cool: :cool: :cool:

[CunningLinguist]

What about the classic, walking up the street but sheepishly walks past the entrance, only to stop 10m up the road and turn around to walk the other way and inside

Haha, yep done that.
This reminds me of a similar one:
Sign: Man is walking along sidewalk looking behind and around to make sure no one is looking then quickly ducks into a doorway.
Reason: Trying to enter an establishment without being seen.

A dead giveaway to this one is if the guy has a boner.

[CunningLinguist]

Sign: Man in sunglasses exits from a doorway and walks or runs swiftly across the road, then walks casually with hands in pockets whistling as if nothing has happened.
Reason: Punter tryng to avoid people seeing him leave an establishment with an exposed exit.

[World citizen]

I know lots of the users on this forum have wives/GFs/FWBs/SOs, etc - but I reckon a dead give away for a punter is a guy with no partner and who doesnt seem to date for a very long period of time! Either he is a eunuch or he is getting hia fix on the sly! Amirite?

[grant]

I know lots of the users on this forum have wives/GFs/FWBs/SOs, etc - but I reckon a dead give away for a punter is a guy with no partner and who doesnt seem to date for a very long period of time! Either he is a eunuch or he is getting hia fix on the sly! Amirite?

hah you caught me.

Sign: man lingering in a dark alley dividing his attention between his phone and frantically looking to his surroundings
Reason: checking and waiting for a clear path to the back entrance of an establishment while trying to pass it off as being lost

[uber]

Your exit strategy?

Well - that is a little more complicated. This time you are leaving that dark well of anonymity and entering into the full glare of publicity. On the way down the stairs, you wonder whether to turn left or right into the street (regardless of which is the shortest way back to your car.) Left takes you past the bus stop - hmm, that is tricky, are bored people still waiting there? But turning right may suddenly confront you with, say, two disapproving North Shore society matrons, and if you are attempting an exit as swift as your entry was, you might even run right into them.

Which ever way you turn you are confronted with throngs of clairvoyants who know exactly what you have been doing - at least until you get some kind of decent distance from that incriminating doorway. Maybe take a big set of these next time! :cool: :cool: :cool:

Ah, this situation is easy to deal with.

Hold your heads up high, chaps!

Unless you yourself are high-profile and easily recognisable, you will likely never meet a person who would judge anyone coming out of a brothel any way but silently.

And if you happen to run across someone who takes it upon themselves to be the moral police? "Yes, I just had carnal knowledge of a woman. What of it?"

[CunningLinguist]

Ah, this situation is easy to deal with.

Hold your heads up high, chaps!

Unless you yourself are high-profile and easily recognisable, you will likely never meet a person who would judge anyone coming out of a brothel any way but silently.

And if you happen to run across someone who takes it upon themselves to be the moral police? "Yes, I just had carnal knowledge of a woman. What of it?"

Hmm this gives me an idea for a new thread (http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?36222-Top-ten-excuses-for-being-caught-walking-out-of-a-brothel-or-RnT-shop&p=386979#post386979) ...

[CunningLinguist]

Being photographed by google maps street view walking out of a punting establishment ...

[Max Impact]

He's busily posting 11 out of every 24 posts?

[jellyshots]

He's at Sydney Cellars at 11am grabbing 2 bottles of wine...

[sffg]

He's walking along the street turning off his mobile and putting the contents of his pockets (and wedding ring?) in to his bag.....

[Action Pump]

Can't spot a punter but i can spot an escort at a hotel.

[pro_seeker]

After buzzing an incriminating looking door, he stares intensely forward straight at the door or handle, not looking around, hoping nobody is looking at him, willing that door to open as quickly as possible. It's usually the longest 2 seconds of his life. Once that door opens, he almost stumbles over himself to get inside quickly. Once inside though, he slows down and walks confidently to the reception.

Or maybe that's just me!

[aussiegaigin]

I catch my bus home of an afternoon from the stop outside 316 Elizabeth. I often see clients leaving and it is interesting to watch their actions (just for comparison with my own!). If I manage to catch their eye as they walk past I give them a knowing smile.

(So if you go there, don't think you can always get out undetected)

[herecticx]

i dont even care anymore i usually rock up in whatever clothes im in

pyjamas

gym clothes

hairs a mess, smell like shit

i figured im paying them anyway, why bother freshening up i get the same service anywho.

[jellyshots]

i dont even care anymore i usually rock up in whatever clothes im in

pyjamas

gym clothes

hairs a mess, smell like shit

i figured im paying them anyway, why bother freshening up i get the same service anywho.

LOL, that's awesome. Wake up, bad breath, walking up the stairs in your robe, scratching your balls. Funny!

[Happyas]

Someone sitting out the front of the kb hotel surry hills reading the forum waiting to see sherina

[yellow_fever]

I have in my posession, a list with the names of every punter on the planet on it.... Your names are all on it!

But relax, every mans name is on it ;-) We're all punters, or potential punters. There isn't a man on the planet who hasn't contemplated it!

I've darkened 533's doorstep many a time, and my preferred entrance strategy is from across the road. I hang about over there, waiting and watching, and when I think nobody is watching and the traffic is slow, I do the casual stroll straight across and up the stairs to be ushered into a cubicle to watch porn! Boring as! Exiting is a little trickier, but by then I don't really care anyhow. I just saunter out smiling.

[Punter Poontang]

Someone sitting out the front of the kb hotel surry hills reading the forum waiting to see sherina

I'm usually on the forum while smashing a cider or two at the Norfolk on Cleveland. :-)



We're all punters, or potential punters. There isn't a man on the planet who hasn't contemplated it!

A man is only as faithful as his options.

[rooter]

I always wear my Mexican Wrestler's mask when I go punting.
I like to remain anonymous.
The WLs dig it too. It gets them all wet and horny.

[action_hunter]

I catch my bus home of an afternoon from the stop outside 316 Elizabeth. I often see clients leaving and it is interesting to watch their actions (just for comparison with my own!). If I manage to catch their eye as they walk past I give them a knowing smile.

(So if you go there, don't think you can always get out undetected)

Funny just tried the across the road trick, guy sitting with his girlfriend. At the bus stop gave the a smile shit sprung. In the end don't care cos what I'm about to do!!

[IExperiment]

i dont even care anymore i usually rock up in whatever clothes im in

pyjamas

gym clothes

hairs a mess, smell like shit

i figured im paying them anyway, why bother freshening up i get the same service anywho.

Better to look decent dont let your self go, as there is opportunity around every corner. You might meet the one for a decade :)