Best habs in brisbane thread

[Hai-fat]

The thread is for posting the best HABS in Brisbane and their reviews by punters.

[Digger]

The thread is for posting the best HABS in Brisbane and there reviews by punters.

............and you are?

BTW, it is their not there!!

[Hai-fat]

I'm Hai-fat.......I assume you are Digger. Lets get a good tread happening with real HABS so we can all benifit......there is no need to be suspicious

[BrainSex]

Um, i think the whole forum is about HABs. That post about white girls is very unusual.

[gpeck80]

This is a forum for punters, not a friggin' job application

[darthvader]

Digger, don't be a dick. This is a forum for punters, not a friggin' job application for senior speech writer for the president of the United States. Fkn hate grammar nazis.

Be honest.. You checked and re-checked your grammar before posting that didn't you. :)

OP - always suspicion with new users.

When i first joined my first 10 or so posts were reviews with explicit detail so there was no question around my motives.

Might i suggest seeing as this is your thread, you can start with your review(s)?

[BrainSex]

I saw a hot Thai chick at Amore West End.
I have seen a hot Taiwanese girl in Newstead.
I have seen twice a hot Chinese girl at Milton.
I will see hot Korean girl(s) at Woolongabba.

My grammatically diverse report of HABs in Brisbane.

If I'm the dick, then where is Dora?

[gpeck80]

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[rockabilly]

New poster and little info or not, it's all the non constructive crap above that you all post above every time there's an opportunity for it to be made into more.

This is exactly why the Brisbane section had gone to shit and the fact that admins don't care about our section.

Come on guys. Thing about what you post and try and keep it positive. Nothing will change otherwise

[gpeck80]

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[Digger]

Digger, don't be a dick. This is a forum for punters, not a friggin' job application for senior speech writer for the president of the United States. Fkn hate grammar nazis.

gpeck80, don't be an illiterate ignoramus. Learn to spell correctly and string more than 3 work together that make sense. And, I don't give a flying fuck what you hate!!

[RottenLittlePunt]

more than 3 work together

Sorry, couldn't resist :grimace:

[gpeck80]

LOL

1. Also starting a sentence with a lower case letter. Tch Tch.
2. Incorrect use of comma after the "And".
3. Oh and two exclamation marks. That's just so 1980's man. :smile:

[Hai-fat]

My god......so much stupid off topic conversation. The threads about good HABS in Brisbane........not a gay bitching thread.......what are some of u guys.....faggots or men?.....fucken hell.

Just stick to the topic and stop hijacking the thread.....geez.

[darthvader]

My god......so much stupid off topic conversation. The threads about good HABS in Brisbane........not a gay bitching thread.......what are some of u guys.....faggots or men?.....fucken hell.

Just stick to the topic and stop hijacking the thread.....geez.

Listen, Cunt.

I'm all for new users, heck i'm pretty sure we all started there. There is a thin line between cautious and suspicious, which must be monitored if we intend on keeping a good thing going.

Firstly - there are hundreds of reviews to read from, don't even bother using the search function, just scroll through the after report section and you will find more than what you are looking for.

Secondly - this whole forum is about HAB's, why the fuck would you want to make one thread about it?

Thirdly - don't come in here with all of 4 posts and call the good people here faggots. Without these 'faggots' there would be no Brisbane info. This shit aint legal here like it is in the other states, so if you got a problem with us faggots then spend the money yourself doing hands on research.

Other than that - welcome to the forum and i certainly look forward to reading some of your upcoming reviews.

[gpeck80]

"doing hands on research"

He does that at home :cool2:

[darthvader]

Ha darthvader (great name by the way, I'm looking forward to the new movie. The Mellenium Falcon returns apparently). And I agree
with your new poster thing.


Looking forward to it - just hope Harrison Ford doesnt make a come back!

[darthvader]

"doing hands on research"

He does that at home :cool2:


thought you'd like that one. :)

[Hai-fat]

Listen, Cunt.

I'm all for new users, heck i'm pretty sure we all started there. There is a thin line between cautious and suspicious, which must be monitored if we intend on keeping a good thing going.

Firstly - there are hundreds of reviews to read from, don't even bother using the search function, just scroll through the after report section and you will find more than what you are looking for.

Secondly - this whole forum is about HAB's, why the fuck would you want to make one thread about it?

Thirdly - don't come in here with all of 4 posts and call the good people here faggots. Without these 'faggots' there would be no Brisbane info. This shit aint legal here like it is in the other states, so if you got a problem with us faggots then spend the money yourself doing hands on research.

Other than that - welcome to the forum and i certainly look forward to reading some of your upcoming reviews.


Fuck off mate, who give a fuck what u say cunt, you are not the law around here. Only maybe on the Empires Death Star in a galaxy far far away. I'm trying to get a good thread happening, and all your doing is being a old winging bitch and foggot, grow up.

[rockabilly]

Rockabilly stop derailing the thread and post a good HAB.

I rest my case

[gpeck80]

As per usual rockabilly adds nothing positive.

[BrainSex]

So, how many HABs did we all see this week?

Monday - one hour visit to FS provider
Tuesday - signed up for Tinder
Wednesday - Thai dinner with 24 yo Tawianese prospect
Friday - lunch with 30 yo Hong Kong prospect

Enjoy the weekend lads. I will.

[darthvader]

Fuck off mate, who give a fuck what u say cunt, you are not the law around here. Only maybe on the Empires Death Star in a galaxy far far away. I'm trying to get a good thread happening, and all your doing is being a old winging bitch and foggot, grow up.

Actually that was pretty funny..

[Hai-fat]

Nice to humour you little guy.

[darthvader]

Nice to humour you little guy.

takes more than that to push my buttons mate.

[Trompe le monde]

My fav is back working again. A well known girl at a well known shop. She def ticks all the boxes for me. Sexxy body soft n smooth in all the right spots. And a cracker when she is nude and worked up. Iv heard from one of the other girls she now has a bf. But fuck me I saw her last week and she let me touch and lick anywhere. I feel a little sorry for the dude. But I guess what fo expect with most of these girls.

Just my 2 cents

[BrainSex]

. Iv heard from one of the other girls she now has a bf. But fuck me I saw her last week and she let me touch and lick anywhere.

Just my 2 cents

Somewhere on this forum I read a thread, the gist of which went, with these girls "you don't lose your place, you just miss a turn". The context was that while the girl might have a bf and he's in town, then you miss your turn for a while. When the bf is out of town, then you are back to your turn. ANyone recall or can point me to this thread?

So with this in mind, I've just been accumulating prospects, it's a numbers game I guess.

[Hai-fat]

takes more than that to push my buttons mate.

Don't give a shit what pushes your buttons.....could not care less.

[popeye96]

Don't give a shit what pushes your buttons.....could not care less.
You obviously could care less, because you cared enough to give him a response.

[gpeck80]

Nerd fight !!!!!

[Hai-fat]

Nerd fight !!!!!

Yes mate, never been fond of a Bully.

[jaccky]

Went to 932 Stanley of late. Had not been since it had first opened. Looked like a bit of money had gone into the place since then. I was a fan of the wide comfy tables. Had a young girl g_. She had a great attitude, was affordable and obliging and regularly checked in throughout the session. Great , firm unorthodox massage, a bit more expensive than some places, but what the hell. Will return.

[darthvader]

Don't give a shit what pushes your buttons.....could not care less.

If you want my come back...

you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth

[Hai-fat]

If you want my come back...

you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth

Blah blah balh f-dge packer......wipe the sh-t from your mouth:)

[Trompe le monde]

Same old same old. posting stuff seems pointless.
Anyway had a cracker 3som sesh last week with a w/l. Was going to share but couldn't be fucked now. If anyone wants details Pls pm me. Will only reply to ppl who have posted somthing interesting

[jimmyp]

If you want my come back...

you'll have to scrape it off your mum's teeth

Thank you Jimmy Carr

[tommy thumb]

i no this is ment to be about girls. but for me i cant narrow it down to just one girl. this shop is the bomb, if u like your girls nice and dirty its the place. i can remember someone wrote its like shooting fish in a barrel. it just happens these fish are naughty naked & sexy. and are only to willing to please any request for the right amount of coin. had a session there today with about 100 other punters very busy. i think the girls have been told to step up with all the new shops opening. the girl i had is ment to have a bf. i hope she washes her mouth befor kissing him tonight.

[tommy thumb]

well i do believe we are talking about the same young girl g.... there jaccky. god id luv to bang that tight little as, she takes a couple of fingers with pleasure so the next step should be achievable . i wonder what they tell there bfs they did at work when asked. hahahah

[darthvader]

Thank you Jimmy Carr

Not delivered quite as well as Jimmy Carr though..

Pick a number.. haha.

[Raybo]

Sorry, I get the gist of what it is but what does HAB stand for?

[flamejob]

Sorry, I get the gist of what it is but what does HAB stand for?

Hot Asian Babe.

[Raybo]

Doh!!! Of course..... *slaps forehead*

[yetanotherlogin]

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AND FINALLY A Hot Asian Babe POST, THIS THREAD JUST GOT INTERESTING!!
Seriously guys, get on board with the thread's intent or shut up. I'll go first:
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A hectic Monday and my usual ML's were busy / not returning txts quick enough to get
a booking.

I tried Mandy from Backpage 0423708366 and we arranged a time. Same place I've seen
Pinky at: Leichardt St Spring Hill. Parked and wandered in, keen to lose a pound (in every sense).

Saw her for a 45 min no rush service: Gorgeous young Thai kitten with soft fakes and sweet face. Quick shower and we both Got Comfortable on the bed. Easy conversation while she loosened the back tension. Tackle pointed south so she could visually gauge her work.

Good massage with a bit of late brushing - she flipped me over and at request, edged me closer for the remaining time. She was happy to accommodate, and showed off every inch of her smooth size 6 physique. Hands wandered over her 27 yo body all too easily, some nipple sucking allowed "just gently". All front areas were attended to with light brushing and faux-massage by now.

Brief Spanish and lovely views of the clean swept back street, she made sure no view was missed. I'll sure be back. Highly recommended. Works in Adelaide too.

For those following nicks, I ONLY see HABs. Search my posts on the forum (only joined 19/04/15)