Steven Seagal
12-02-2016, 03:43 PM
Person's Name : Nicole
Establishment : 142 Hornsby
Date of Visit : February, 2016
Contact Details/Address/Weblink : Hornsby 142 - best brothel, adult service, erotic massage in Hornsby
Hours of Business : 10am till late
Rates : $90 for 30mins, $150 for 60 mins
Age : 30 something.
Size/shape : Size 10, C Breasts (Natural), Shaved lips
Nationality or Ethnicity : Asian
Services Provided : Heaps of FOAM ,sub vanilla performance (Was that a bbj she did?)
Howdy Gang,
This is a review of Nicole.
It’s a long way from Steven Seagal’s stomping grounds to 142 and when they don’t work out it is doubly unhappy for me.
I arrived at 142 to be greeted by the lovely Mina. Ellyn was free and I thought I might as well see her, but I allowed Mina to talk me into seeing Nicole after a 10 minute wait.
Now Nicole has had great reviews and I am sure she deserved every one of them, but she was a surprise package for me.
First of all, I noticed when meeting her that she had a tranny head. I mean, she has a face that looks like a tranny sort of face. This surprised me as it has not been noted by other reviewers.
Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against tranny faces. I have seen a few trannys in my day. It’s just that I never saw a tranny head glued to a woman’s body before.
Once into the room and the usual exchange of money and shower took place.
Overall, Nicole had the same amount of interest in me as the check-out chick at Coles.
I did NOT get all the bells and whistles that others received from her.
First, light lip kissing . . .no dfk.
Second, no catbath.
Third, no ball licking.
Fourth, a bbj that would make the average bloke go to sleep in 5 minutes. It was light, repetitive, with no variety, and delivered with all the enthusiasm of Clive Palmer paying money owned to workers in his company.
The service was vanilla. It might have been ok had it been vanilla extract, but even the vanilla part of it felt all watered down.
She delivered all of this nothingness with more FOAM, (Fake Orgasm and Moaning), than I would use in a dozen shaves using Gillette shaving foam.
She got into cowgirl and I said “Oh . . .oh . . .oh” and she thought I was excited. What I meant to say was “Oh . .Oh . . .Oh. . .LET ME GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!”.
Well, I did come, but folks it was a piss poor orgasm. I would have been better off with Mary Fist and her five daughters.
Nicole is a nice lady, but not for me.
A review coming up soon is one of Summer from this establishment. Here is a brief promo:
Seagal: (After kissing Summer) Have you been sucking on rotten fish heads?
Well, I’ve got to go now.
Take care mates and I will see you soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven
Establishment : 142 Hornsby
Date of Visit : February, 2016
Contact Details/Address/Weblink : Hornsby 142 - best brothel, adult service, erotic massage in Hornsby
Hours of Business : 10am till late
Rates : $90 for 30mins, $150 for 60 mins
Age : 30 something.
Size/shape : Size 10, C Breasts (Natural), Shaved lips
Nationality or Ethnicity : Asian
Services Provided : Heaps of FOAM ,sub vanilla performance (Was that a bbj she did?)
Howdy Gang,
This is a review of Nicole.
It’s a long way from Steven Seagal’s stomping grounds to 142 and when they don’t work out it is doubly unhappy for me.
I arrived at 142 to be greeted by the lovely Mina. Ellyn was free and I thought I might as well see her, but I allowed Mina to talk me into seeing Nicole after a 10 minute wait.
Now Nicole has had great reviews and I am sure she deserved every one of them, but she was a surprise package for me.
First of all, I noticed when meeting her that she had a tranny head. I mean, she has a face that looks like a tranny sort of face. This surprised me as it has not been noted by other reviewers.
Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against tranny faces. I have seen a few trannys in my day. It’s just that I never saw a tranny head glued to a woman’s body before.
Once into the room and the usual exchange of money and shower took place.
Overall, Nicole had the same amount of interest in me as the check-out chick at Coles.
I did NOT get all the bells and whistles that others received from her.
First, light lip kissing . . .no dfk.
Second, no catbath.
Third, no ball licking.
Fourth, a bbj that would make the average bloke go to sleep in 5 minutes. It was light, repetitive, with no variety, and delivered with all the enthusiasm of Clive Palmer paying money owned to workers in his company.
The service was vanilla. It might have been ok had it been vanilla extract, but even the vanilla part of it felt all watered down.
She delivered all of this nothingness with more FOAM, (Fake Orgasm and Moaning), than I would use in a dozen shaves using Gillette shaving foam.
She got into cowgirl and I said “Oh . . .oh . . .oh” and she thought I was excited. What I meant to say was “Oh . .Oh . . .Oh. . .LET ME GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!”.
Well, I did come, but folks it was a piss poor orgasm. I would have been better off with Mary Fist and her five daughters.
Nicole is a nice lady, but not for me.
A review coming up soon is one of Summer from this establishment. Here is a brief promo:
Seagal: (After kissing Summer) Have you been sucking on rotten fish heads?
Well, I’ve got to go now.
Take care mates and I will see you soon.
Until that time friends . . .until that time.
Steven