A Lazy Saturday

[Mr Bastard]

I just realised how much I like a lazy Saturday.
I usually work Saturday's, and today was to be no different. But I woke up and thought "fuck it", I'm taking the day off. What a great freedom and luxury to have.
And lying here now in the sun on my lounge, waiting for a movie I booked on Foxtel, and not being at work or wasting a whole day in pursuit of a lazy massage with a bity of daty and the like, I thought to myself, how lucky am I.
Relaxed, content and free……………..

What a great country we live in.

Might go for a quick swim before the flick starts.

Yahooooooo

:shout::miao::shout:

[Longan]

I just realised how much I like a lazy Saturday.
I usually work Saturday's, and today was to be no different. But I woke up and thought "fuck it", I'm taking the day off. What a great freedom and luxury to have.
And lying here now in the sun on my lounge, waiting for a movie I booked on Foxtel, and not being at work or wasting a whole day in pursuit of a lazy massage with a bity of daty and the like, I thought to myself, how lucky am I.

How does booking a movie on Foxtel work? Movies have always been either watched online or cinemas for me, so I'm clueless about these things.

[Mr Bastard]

First you have to be a Foxtel subscriber, if you have a landline hooked up to Foxtel you just book a movie through remote control, if not you simply phone up Foxtel, order the movie you wish to see, and you can view it until 6am the following morning, a movie usually runs back to back for a few days……….

[Mr Bastard]

It feels like someone is watching me watch my movie

:miao:

[shootermcgavin]

What are we watching?

[Mr Bastard]

What are we watching?
We are watching me watching you

[Longan]

Why is this thread marked as a "Complaint"?

[Mr Bastard]

Why is this thread marked as a "Complaint"?

Sarcasm, humour, anything else u wish to know?

[Longan]

Sarcasm, humour, anything else u wish to know?
Too thrilled to be promoted to a "Senior Member" at the moment, so I'm all good for now.

[Mr Bastard]

Congratulations

[rooter]

Way to go Sir Bastard!
I like to chuck a sickie every now and then; sleep in, have a punt, have few scotches, watch a movie or a footy match, go for a swim or some fishing, have a big meal ... it's all good.

[1igh7ning1]

We are truly fortunate to live in Australia, the liberties and freedom we have is the best in the world (besides the Swedish and danish)

[shootermcgavin]

We are watching me watching you

So like....Caddyshack or something good?

[Nekman]

Enjoy your lazy Saturday and your movie!

It is good to have a lazy day every now and again. :)

[rodran005]

Im taking this Monday off before the Tuesday public holiday. 4 day long weekend that way

[Mr Bastard]

Lap it up rodran005, Lifes Too Short

[Punterman2]

I have just enjoyed a lazy Saturday afternoon 1 hour FS punt with a Korean regular of mine Jasmine. Chilled out lady, lots of fun, great fuck, tight pussy, lovely natural b cups, GFE with a big of PSE ( she likes to be banged hard ). CIP. No more to say really.

[Alan86]

Sounds good, Bastard :D

It's always good to have those relaxing days at home, away from it all!

[Mr Bastard]

Sounds good, Bastard :D

It's always good to have those relaxing days at home, away from it all!

Cheers Ahlungor, your the best…….

:fire:

[rodran005]

How was the movie ? G rated ?

[woods23]

Does it have a happy ending Mr B? ;)

[CunningLinguist]

I have just enjoyed a lazy Saturday afternoon 1 hour FS punt with a Korean regular of mine Jasmine. Chilled out lady, lots of fun, great fuck, tight pussy, lovely natural b cups, GFE with a big of PSE ( she likes to be banged hard ). CIP. No more to say really.

Not sure if Jasmine is fine with everyone knowing she does CIP.
It is not hard to work out where she works by looking at your posting history.

[Alan86]

Cheers Ahlungor, your the best…….

:fire:

No way!

Im AHLUNGOR now??

ROFL!

I thought I was jellyshots??

You can either laugh or cry - I choose to laugh hard!

[Longan]

Not sure if Jasmine is fine with everyone knowing she does CIP.
It is not hard to work out where she works by looking at your posting history.
Haha please don't encourage Punterman2 to ban himself again. We don't need a reincarnated Punterman3 anytime soon...

[Mr Bastard]

No way!

Im AHLUNGOR now??

ROFL!

I thought I was jellyshots??

You can either laugh or cry - I choose to laugh hard!

I'm laughing too, prob could have put a more appropriate icon with post
Life is too short

[wilisno]

Haha please don't encourage Punterman2 to ban himself again. We don't need a reincarnated Punterman3 anytime soon...

That's just another round of betrayal of trust, to the girl this time !

[shootermcgavin]

Not sure if Jasmine is fine with everyone knowing she does CIP.


Ahhhhh the old CIP, Casually Inserted Penis. Just chilling, maybe having a dart and a coffee, inserting the old penis. Classic move.

[CunningLinguist]

Ahhhhh the old CIP, Casually Inserted Penis. Just chilling, maybe having a dart and a coffee, inserting the old penis. Classic move.

This is easy to do if you have a DP, Detachable Penis ...