Looking to lose my virginity, advice appreciated

[sephiroth-zer0]

Hi all,

I'm already late in the game at over 30 and never had a girlfriend, spent my 20s traveling everywhere around the world, but now at 32 I'm really afraid if I don't act soon, I might never get it. I'm suffering from depression and I think porn induced ED, which really started to take effect this year. Now trying to cut off porn and during these 2 weeks I have totally no sex drive. I'm making a goal now to recover from this and finally lose my virginity at a brothel before this year ends.

So the question is where would be a good place to start for a noob? I'm thinking of 278 club, ginza, 244 paddington or Marlene's. I'm Asian myself but I actually have some fetish for latinas, especially eyeing Lena from Marlene's since I heard she's pretty popular and always booked out. Also thinking of Olivia or Venus from 278 club. I'm a tall and skinny guy, and have some anxiety about showing my body. I hope the ladies won't mind much as it kills my confidence...

Also, not sure if I should accept BBBJ since people tell me it's kinda risky especially at brothels.

Any help will be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

[mcjesus]

i say 2 hours with venus. tell her you are virgin. i am sure she will take good care of you. you wont have to worry about ED or coming prematurely since there is plenty time for multi shots.

if you worry about bbbj, then go for cbj so that you wont get nervous. you can always change back to bbbj anyway.

her english is ok. so you can talk, which is fairly important i think. if you can speak chinese, so much the better!

good luck!

[xboyx]

32yo and still a virgin? what have you been doing for the past 32 years??? we punters here have got our dirty dick sucked and fucked thousands of times and yours is still shining new.
jokes aside, read AR on here, see girl photos, find advices from punters who have similar taste as yours and make a booking to your chosen shop. I think it's important to get intel from punters who like the same type of girls as you do

[Pussyhands]

I think u have good places to start ;)

Don’t worry too much about ur situation, all that comparing will not get u anywhere far from where u are now ahhahaha

Start punting and enjoy ;)

[sephiroth-zer0]

32yo and still a virgin? what have you been doing for the past 32 years??? we punters here have got our dirty dick sucked and fucked thousands of times and yours is still shining new.
jokes aside, read AR on here, see girl photos, find advices from punters who have similar taste as yours and make a booking to your chosen shop. I think it's important to get intel from punters who like the same type of girls as you do

Well, I wouldn't say my dick is shiny new, it's probably been abused too much by my own hands jacking off to porn and death grip, and now kinda lost sensitivity so I'm using Man1 Man oil to try recover it. Yes I know it's funny how I can still be a virgin at my age since most people should have lost it in their 20s. I'm past my prime already, but I spent all my 20s into travelling and photography, many people envy how I been everywhere so many times already, I envy them having girlfriends and wives.

But anyway, thanks for the advice guys, I need to use it before I lose it....

[Waklu]

Same story with me. How is it?

[sephiroth-zer0]

And also, I can speak Mandarin, Cantonese and Japanese so I guess that helps. Been to South America so remember just few words Spanish too, and bit of Russian.

I like girls that are curvy with big boobs and ass, more into exotic sexy look than cute girls. And hopefully 165cm or taller because I'm around 193cm tall. Maybe it'll be awkward to fuck and kiss a girl that's 160cm or shorter because of the huge height difference.

Any girls in mind to recommend? I have a few at the moment, Olivia and Venus from 278 Club, Minji from Ginza, and Lena from Marlene's

[Climax598]

Mate, can you speck mandarin if you can will help alot. Tell the girl that you are a virgin. The girl would love to take your virginity like men love to take girl virginity. Book for 2 hours so you have time to have a chat, get relax and look a the girl naked body and touch her. Tell her what you like to do like cbj, bbbj, kissing, daty, fucking position. Try pse/gfe to find out your liking. You can do a few shot if you up to it, so don't worry about coming early. Just enjoy the first experience. Text the receptionist to find out which girls can speak your language. You might not want to tell the receptionist you are a virgin is up to you.

[Dba]

Don’t worry about your body type or looks. These ladies see all kinds of people without issue. They see very old, grimy looking geezers. They see people with disabilities and people with physical deformities. They see huge monster dicks and little micro penises. The good working ladies (like those at Ginza for example) will treat you the same regardless.

My advice is book at least an hour, relax, and let the lady do her routine. Don’t lay there overthinking it, just be in the moment. You can touch them as much as you like (gently), take full advantage and do every you ever dreamed of doing to a sexy woman.., that’s the whole point!

[Sydlong]

Find a nice girl, buy her some flowers... then dinner, smile, talk

A root in a brothel is not going to fix your issues

[Niceguy11]

Hi all,

I'm already late in the game at over 30 and never had a girlfriend, spent my 20s traveling everywhere around the world, but now at 32 I'm really afraid if I don't act soon, I might never get it. I'm suffering from depression and I think porn induced ED, which really started to take effect this year. Now trying to cut off porn and during these 2 weeks I have totally no sex drive. I'm making a goal now to recover from this and finally lose my virginity at a brothel before this year ends.

So the question is where would be a good place to start for a noob? I'm thinking of 278 club, ginza, 244 paddington or Marlene's. I'm Asian myself but I actually have some fetish for latinas, especially eyeing Lena from Marlene's since I heard she's pretty popular and always booked out. Also thinking of Olivia or Venus from 278 club. I'm a tall and skinny guy, and have some anxiety about showing my body. I hope the ladies won't mind much as it kills my confidence...

Also, not sure if I should accept BBBJ since people tell me it's kinda risky especially at brothels.

Any help will be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

Hey bro. Firstly, don't worry at all about your body appearance. When I first started punting years ago, this was the first thought that ran through my mind. But in all honesty, the girls really don't care what you look like. As long as you treat the WL nice and are friendly with her, you will have a great time ! To be honest, I'm not that physically attractive compared to 3 years ago as I have put on a bit of weight. Even though I'm a bit flabby, I still have awesome punts with the girls. As long as you treat the WL (working lady) right, you will have a great time bro ! Trust me, the first sight of seeing a naked woman is absolutely amazing.

If you are thinking about going to Paddington 244, it's a great shop with a great selection of Asian girls. The shop is very clean, professional and Shane and Angela are very welcoming ! So I highly recommend 244 as I rank it right up there with other high end shops in Sydney.

[BlackToad]

Ginza, 278 and Paddo are all good shops. You should have a great time with those girls. Just don’t write back in a month’s time telling us that you have fallen in love with a Ginza girl and now you don’t know what to do!!! Haha... to much of that happening around here...

Make sure to get out and chase some regular girls too...

[liminal]

As above you e picked a bunch of good ones

Perhaps do the research and consider private ?

Though depends on the vibe you’re pushing for ... ‘up market’ bordello , seedy whore house , boudoir or western Sydney bedroom all have their charms ..

Enjoy and I look forward to a multi page thread that’ll invariably teater toward what we are going to eat for Xmas lunch

Anyone tried a turducken ?

Enjoy the last days of sainted virginity .. take a selfie .. post on IG Orr FB

Cheers

[b00bs]

Hey OP maybe you could join timkl and make a booking together hahahha and compare notes after. He's still on his v-plates too.

[timkl]

Just relax I guess since I had my first time recently as well so that's the only reason I can give.

[sephiroth-zer0]

Ginza, 278 and Paddo are all good shops. You should have a great time with those girls. Just don’t write back in a month’s time telling us that you have fallen in love with a Ginza girl and now you don’t know what to do!!! Haha... to much of that happening around here...

Make sure to get out and chase some regular girls too...

lol I think I will fall in love with those girls. Wonder if I can buy them gifts and get their contact details so I can see them privately lol, doubt it will happen but probably in my dreams :D

Just wondering why almost everyone here goes to Asian ones only? I know they usually offer better service, but no one seems to review places with non-Asian girls.

[Yogurt]

Lets forget about 278 , ginza or paddo . You go 12 Bellevue surry hills , the girls will be happy take care your dick , you will thank me million times once you are in that shop see the line up

[Climax598]

Lets forget about 278 , ginza or paddo . You go 12 Bellevue surry hills , the girls will be happy take care your dick , you will thank me million times once you are in that shop see the line up

Yogurt, you are a bad boy. Directing him to house of hell. Go to the house of heaven on your first sex experience trust me.

[Adhish]

bro... best advise i can give you is to use your right hand. it wont fail you ever. and its completely free. sex is overrated :shout:

[sephiroth-zer0]

bro... best advise i can give you is to use your right hand. it wont fail you ever. and its completely free. sex is overrated :shout:

Hmmm, just had my first time with Venus today, and also like my friend said, sex does feel overrated, probably watched too much porn and jacked my penis too much that I hardly get erections anymore. It's kinda disappointing that I couldn't stay hard even with viagra...

oh well, I actually managed to get her wechat and she said she wants to travel with me lol. and she said my thing was big when it was semi erect, I missed those days in my 20s when I get rock hard erections and it's even bigger than what she says 'big'...

[wilisno]

Hmmm, just had my first time with Venus today, and also like my friend said, sex does feel overrated, probably watched too much porn and jacked my penis too much that I hardly get erections anymore. It's kinda disappointing that I couldn't stay hard even with viagra...

oh well, I actually managed to get her wechat and she said she wants to travel with me lol. and she said my thing was big when it was semi erect, I missed those days in my 20s when I get rock hard erections and it's even bigger than what she says 'big'...

Houston, we have a problem !

That’s what you should say if you can’t even stay hard with the help of the blue pill ! ;) ;) ;)

[Yogurt]

Op , you are an oldman if your condition of erection as what you said before .... you are closed to 50 years old , aren’t you ?

[sephiroth-zer0]

Just 32 actually....although I find it's probably due to excessive porn use for nearly 20 years. And maybe depression from this virgin pressure. It was totally different story even just 2 years ago.

Although many stories of young guys in their 20s with severe ED and can't have sex because they watched too much porn....

[b00bs]

damn bro.... 32y.o and your dick doesnt work anymore. That sucks


and also like my friend said, sex does feel overrated,

WTF?? yeah I think you should stick to video games and porn then bro. hahah

[BlackToad]

damn bro.... 32y.o and your dick doesnt work anymore. That sucks



WTF?? yeah I think you should stick to video games and porn then bro. hahah


Probably nothing physical just psychological. If the OP can get a full hard on using porn but had trouble when with Venus it’s probably just nerves or something. 32 is not old - the OP should be able to fuck those WLs like a horny bull.

I suggest the OP just have another try - he will probably find he is more relaxed the 2nd time and things are much better for him.

Other suggestions: stop using porn so much - punt instead- even if just RNT (in fact RNT might be a good idea- it’s relaxing and less pressure). Stay healthy - nutrition, sleep, exercise, socialise and sex!!! All good for you.

[sephiroth-zer0]

If I were to start just few years ago it will still be good. But piled up porn use and depression probably ruined it. But at least now I know what sex feels like. Maybe I over anticipated from all these years.

I do wanna give it another try though, I didn't sleep well the night before maybe overthinking about it. As for porn, I went 3 weeks without it and blowed a load just last week. It's kinda like addictive drug that I'm trying to cut out although I failed many times over the years trying to quit. And I started going to the gym again 2 weeks ago.

But kinda glad and got bit of confidence that she didn't think bad about my body, and she says mine is actually pretty big although not even fully erect yet. And funny how I can get a WL''s wechat on first time:smile: since most won't give it out.

[BlackToad]

If I were to start just few years ago it will still be good. But piled up porn use and depression probably ruined it. But at least now I know what sex feels like. Maybe I over anticipated from all these years.

I don’t know how other bros feel but for me sex in porn always looks a lot better than it feels when you are actually having sex - even if you are doing exactly the same things they are doing in porn. Maybe it’s male psychology that we get a lot of excitement from watching.

Actually having sex of course is still good just somehow porn looks like it is better. So maybe that feeling of over anticipation you have is just how most bros are.

[sephiroth-zer0]

I don’t know how other bros feel but for me sex in porn always looks a lot better than it feels when you are actually having sex - even if you are doing exactly the same things they are doing in porn. Maybe it’s male psychology that we get a lot of excitement from watching.

Actually having sex of course is still good just somehow porn looks like it is better. So maybe that feeling of over anticipation you have is just how most bros are.

Yeah, that's the main problem. I get why so many people get addicted to porn because the directors know exactly how the male brain works, using the best angles to get you excited, exciting new novelty all the time, so easy and free to access, so much visual stimulation that the real thing just doesn't compare....heard stories about young early 20s with ED, or married guys prefer porn over sex with wife.

Technology and benefits but this really killed most of the young people's sexual life these days, people from the previous generation in their 50 or 60s might be able to perform better than young 20s now sometimes....

[Riff888]

Hmmmm, I'm 45, been watching porn since the days of passing VHS tapes around the whole grade where the best bits were fuzzy.

Sex is way way better than porn, especially when you can act out your favourite bits with your favourite girl.

Wanking can not compete with DTBBBJCIMWS, so awesome when you're standing up and she's looking into your eyes.

Maybe see a girl you have a good connection with, see a few times so that you know what each other likes.

I've never had Viagra but I use Tadalafil or Kamagra with is awesome. Edging for like 2 or 3 days before a punt is awesome as well since there's so much cum.

Don't give up now bro.

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[sephiroth-zer0]

Well I haven't given up yet. Next time I will stop overthinking too much. First time is always the hardest with everything and only gets better. But first I gotta cut down on porn. And maybe next time book 30 minutes then extend if I feel good with a girl I like until I find one....

Porn back in the old days doesn't have the same effect as ones now. It wasn't as hardcore and so accessible. Now it's tons of images and high speed streaming that it kinda dulls the brain. I guess too much dessert is bad for you...

[Riff888]

Well I haven't given up yet. Next time I will stop overthinking too much. First time is always the hardest with everything and only gets better. But first I gotta cut down on porn. And maybe next time book 30 minutes then extend if I feel good with a girl I like until I find one....

Porn back in the old days doesn't have the same effect as ones now. It wasn't as hardcore and so accessible. Now it's tons of images and high speed streaming that it kinda dulls the brain. I guess too much dessert is bad for you...Bro I watch porn and masturbate daily.

When I know I've got a punt coming up, I edge watching porn, the longer the better getting to the edge of climax a few times without cumming.

I can't masturbate without porn these days.

A 1 hour session is better so you don't have to rush. Girls that speak English well are better for role play.

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[mikael66]

Hi Bro,

This sound more psychological issue than physical. If you can get hard during porn, then that means you are physically capable of erection. I would highly recommend to stop watching porn for a week, and try again with 278, 244 Paddington, or Ginza. And if you can, try to do some yoga/meditation.

Cheers.

[BlackToad]

Hi Bro,

This sound more psychological issue than physical. If you can get hard during porn, then that means you are physically capable of erection. I would highly recommend to stop watching porn for a week, and try again with 278, 244 Paddington, or Ginza. And if you can, try to do some yoga/meditation.

Cheers.

Better yet, join a yoga class. Watching all those hot girls bending over in their yoga pants will soon bring life into your little bro!

[Meng]

But kinda glad and got bit of confidence that she didn't think bad about my body, and she says mine is actually pretty big although not even fully erect yet. And funny how I can get a WL''s wechat on first time:smile: since most won't give it out.

Wow bro nice that she gave you her wechat details. Did you ask for it or did she just give it to you without you asking?

[woods23]

Wow bro nice that she gave you her wechat details. Did you ask for it or did she just give it to you without you asking?

Im quite surprised the girl don't give out wechat/contact details? I saw one girl at ginza had 3 phones in her room.:cool2:

[Raybo]

Im quite surprised the girl don't give out wechat/contact details? I saw one girl at ginza had 3 phones in her room.:cool2:

Lol same. I pretty much get every girls wechat i see. Some of them are even surprised i have an account!

[sephiroth-zer0]

And i thought they usually won't give it out since it'll be annoying having so many guys on their contact. Why would they wanna give out their contact? To lure you in coming back?

Well I'm still able to get morning wood sometimes naturally, but for porn I need some special stuff, and it's hard to find anything that doesn't bored me. I think I jacked my penis and brain to death lol....

[canscars]

sephiroth-zer0, keep punting/fucking, same time you need to get fit, eat well, sleep well, if you get your fitness good, your cock will be hard, big and healthy. I lost 15kg and fuck is better, cock bigger, longer and last long to cum.

[Climax598]

Get wechat is nothing special. The girls just want you to come back. The girls have 2 to 3 phones. If the girls give you their private number on private phone then you are special to them. 1st phone private, 2nd phone for punting business.

[BlackToad]

Why would they wanna give out their contact? To lure you in coming back?

You guessed it bro. The punting world is upside down where the girls chase you!!

[b00bs]

Yeah getting contacts easy. My other phones full of wl, ml and mamasans contacts. It's just business bro.

Anyways pussy is always better then your hand. Stop watching porn and learn how to fuck. Or else it's just gonna go downhill from here

[sephiroth-zer0]

You guessed it bro. The punting world is upside down where the girls chase you!!

Yeah, but chase us for money...only if they genuinely want you...

[Nomercy]

This guy needs a chick dressed up like in porns videoes and role play like fantasy?

[krnboy]

And i thought they usually won't give it out since it'll be annoying having so many guys on their contact. Why would they wanna give out their contact? To lure you in coming back?

Well I'm still able to get morning wood sometimes naturally, but for porn I need some special stuff, and it's hard to find anything that doesn't bored me. I think I jacked my penis and brain to death lol....

Could be what type of porn you are watching too. Hope things are better on your end bud

[sephiroth-zer0]

Well I think I can confirm cause of my problem now. Tried second time with different girl. I can get erection, it's pretty hard about 80-90%. It goes down to 70% when condom is on. But during vaginal sex it goes down to 50%, don't feel much and can't orgasm. I tested myself to porn after, had to watch a lot for maybe 1-2 hours jacking with my hand to orgasm and cum. I think the cause is my masturbation habits built up for almost 20 years that the dick only get orgasm through intense masturbation. Although years ago I will still orgasm pretty easily. Might need some time to rest and heal to restore the sensitivity.

I get hard erections almost every night during sleep that it's kinda hard to sleep. So I guess that rules out the physical problem with blood flow to penis, more of a sensitivity problem, and too much porn fantasies that real doesn't seem that exciting anymore.

But anyway, at least the anxiety and pressure is over for being a virgin, it's like a huge burden. Although honestly it isn't that big of a deal, not really worth all the chase after something that almost everyone had already. Better if I pursue something more special instead. Although if 10 years ago with raging hormones and desire for sex, it would have been the best thing ever. But I spent all my time and energy chasing and doing other things....

Surprising how porn has changed most of the younger people these days, especially in Japan with tons of guys not even wanting or desire sex anymore, because of all the porn they consume...Although for the past generation of people over 40 now, their sex drive might be even higher than young people these days.

https://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ask-the-expert/sex-faqs/a1251/sex-with-women-is-overrated/

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/7pm62n/sex_is_overrated/

[dingoman]

Sephiroth have you ever thought of going to a rnt to see if the girls can get you off? Maybe it could be an ice breaker and move on to fs after they can make you cum. I'm trying to think who I should recommend but I suggest you pick someone with more experience as they're pretty good with their hands. There's plenty of reviews out there. Hope this helps.

[sephiroth-zer0]

Sephiroth have you ever thought of going to a rnt to see if the girls can get you off? Maybe it could be an ice breaker and move on to fs after they can make you cum. I'm trying to think who I should recommend but I suggest you pick someone with more experience as they're pretty good with their hands. There's plenty of reviews out there. Hope this helps.

Well, I guess no girls will know my dick as much as I do. But at least after having sex twice I feel better about myself and body image. Although still slim but they actually like my body. And feel more confident talking to hot girls naked. It has helped ease my obsession with sex, and gave me some self confidence, so I guess that helped. Wished I did it earlier. The only problem is from my porn and masturbation over the years. Right now my goal is cut down porn and masturbation and hopefully things will turn better later.

[Hogrider]

Sephiroth have you ever thought of going to a rnt to see if the girls can get you off? Maybe it could be an ice breaker and move on to fs after they can make you cum. I'm trying to think who I should recommend but I suggest you pick someone with more experience as they're pretty good with their hands. There's plenty of reviews out there. Hope this helps.

Agree with Dingoman ,
I prefer going to massage shops over FS shops for a variety of reasons..
not only you get to meet a lot of pretty girls , but also have a nice chat with a relaxing massage..
The tease and touch of a girl who knows what she’s doing, builds up a tension which is good for what’s coming .. nothing beats that buildup ..

Also try JuaGen massage , which can be very very effective.. a ML in Myanmar was my teacher and oh boy what doors she walked me through ..

And yes cut some porn man , eat healthy , excersize and you will be getting your confidence + stamina back in no time ..

[Peterpecker]

Everyone’s different. I can’t remember a ML who had little Punter interested while still lying face down. It doesn’t matter where they’re touching or what part of their body they’re using.... I need to see her, be able to caress her, and preferably be able to get my lips on some part of her to really get going.

That’s another reason I’ve been asking about facilities (joint showers) and will try to vary things up by starting with part 2. Otherwise there’s a big risk of turning over and having the ML just do her stock standard routine while only at half mast, and for whatever reason this can result in being rubbed out quickly and rather unsatisfactorily. It’s always a million times better if I’m already fully raging before she hops on top for the B2B etc

So true. I was in Brisbane a few weeks ago for work. Actually had a bad back, so tried a place recommended here. Great looking, young girls, the massage was great but getting jacked off by a slim enhanced 24 year old Italian girl was nowhere near as good as fucking her. The massage was good. Repeat....

Sephiroth. Try a course of Cialis, start at 10 mg a day, for 10 days then drop down to 5 mg a day. Stay away from porn completely. Go for a walk if you have to. Don't drink. Be pure for the 10 days. See a bulk bill doc for the script, a generic here in Sydney from the pharmacy is good. Don't be shy about this, it is in confidence and several GPs I know take it......Don't buy from the guys that bring in from India, it's not the full dose. Then get to the shops, FS. Try the shops where the girls dress up, wear the flight attendant's outfit, nurse etc. You will go off. Hard! I'll PM my invoice.

[sephiroth-zer0]

So true. I was in Brisbane a few weeks ago for work. Actually had a bad back, so tried a place recommended here. Great looking, young girls, the massage was great but getting jacked off by a slim enhanced 24 year old Italian girl was nowhere near as good as fucking her. The massage was good. Repeat....

Sephiroth. Try a course of Cialis, start at 10 mg a day, for 10 days then drop down to 5 mg a day. Stay away from porn completely. Go for a walk if you have to. Don't drink. Be pure for the 10 days. See a bulk bill doc for the script, a generic here in Sydney from the pharmacy is good. Don't be shy about this, it is in confidence and several GPs I know take it......Don't buy from the guys that bring in from India, it's not the full dose. Then get to the shops, FS. Try the shops where the girls dress up, wear the flight attendant's outfit, nurse etc. You will go off. Hard! I'll PM my invoice.

hmmm, actually I can get erection from the start, but problem is keeping it during intercourse. The vagina doesn't grip and feel as good as my hands, except it's more warm. So I'm trying to restore a decentralised penis. I don't smoke or drink or have any other bad habits except thinking about sex, porn, masturbation and sexual fantasies. Maybe I need to fuck a tight girl, I guess the ones I've done are not so tight.

I do see that going to massage places might be good since there's less of a performance anxiety and expectation about sex. Will they give you FS if you pay extra? Also, stupid question, but I think these don't qualify as remedial massage or physio right? lol

And funny how apparently doctors are the people who go to prostitutes more than others, horny rich bastards....

[liminal]

hmmm, actually I can get erection from the start, but problem is keeping it during intercourse. The vagina doesn't grip and feel as good as my hands, except it's more warm. So I'm trying to restore a decentralised penis. I don't smoke or drink or have any other bad habits except thinking about sex, porn, masturbation and sexual fantasies. Maybe I need to fuck a tight girl, I guess the ones I've done are not so tight.

I do see that going to massage places might be good since there's less of a performance anxiety and expectation about sex. Will they give you FS if you pay extra? Also, stupid question, but I think these don't qualify as remedial massage or physio right? lol

And funny how apparently doctors are the people who go to prostitutes more than others, horny rich bastards....

Yes some Ml’s will do FS , without any prior connection or knowledge of you as a customer. E,G Pure Massage . Other shops have ML’s working who may choose to offer or will if asked. Not always and not too everybody

Here you may be reliant on the PM intel and or build a connection with a Cpl of ML’s

Suggest you try a PML , environment may be better for you , unless you’re getting add stim from been at a shop

[bevis90]

Dude u gotta try not mastabating too much and also the porn stop it. Keep your self healthy , take vitamins and go for a jog may help. I’d start off with a massage place then work your way up to fs parlour

[Turnitup]

This clown, the originator whose call sign I can't even be bothered looking up, needs to stop getting off on this thread. The guy is a wanker, go and buy a fuck and stop wasting everyone's time.