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Hi fellow punters. In a few weeks I might be planning on going to an FS Shop as it is going to my birthday, but I'll be asking some of the more experienced ones here for recommendation with which FS shop is the most VFM around Brisbane? I'd take any suggestions. Thanks in advance :cool2:
Although I haven't been there for a few years, they always had a good selection of young pretty Asian ladies. The service was pretty standard: light massage, cbj then sex in a few positions. The price is VFM and they never try to up-sell any extras so it's unlikely that you'd get anything like DFK, fingering or DATY at this place. If you want those extras some ladies at Montecito may do those things for extra $$$$$.
Thanks for that. Miso's a bit far but might go there anyways though. Is Cleos any good?
Depends on your preferences. I havent been to cleos so I cant comment, but I have been to Yimi, Asianstar and the Viper Room.
All these places are pretty standard, Viper room having mostly caucasian, whereas the other two are primarily asian. Asianstar the last few times I went there have been some quite attractive asians but can be hit and miss in that regard. Also depends again on your personal preferences.
Hi all, dropped into Sydney yesterday and looking for a recommendation for massage or FS recommendation.
Hitch is I'm in the Richmond Windsor area and can't venture to far.
Prefer massage but if FS is the go I'll give it a roll.
Prices and expected services would be great
I know there are heaps of reviews but there are too many to get a sense of it.
Cheers in advance
Guess I'm a bit late to this, but for future punters:
Miso Honey: Best VFM
- $130 for 30 mins (CBJ, CFS)
- $230 for 60 mins (same as above)
- Girls rotate every week or two between here and sydney/melbourne
- lots of korean chicks, some japanese, smattering of other asians
- no paid extras (but if you're nice, and get the right girl, you might get free extras - I get a finger in most, and DATY occasionally)
- Usually follow up the sex with some cuddling or a nice massage (or both). Never been hurried out the door after I pop, and on hour sessions I often get a couple of swings at home base.
- STD checks are rushed (if they happen), so be warned on that one
- Usually pretty good service (Them asian chicks love to please), but I've had a couple of disappointing starfishes.
If I'm short on cash (or just have the hankerin'), Miso is my choice - better to be guaranteed sex and maybe get a massage than the other way round for the same price (plus no chance of cops bursting in).
Montecito: Most consistent
- $150 for 30 mins (CBJ, CFS)
- $250 for 60 mins (same as above)
- $250 for 30 mins with 2 girls (used to, can't see that on their site any longer)
- Avoid on Friday and Saturday nights, unless you want to sit in the waiting room with a bunch of drunks for a couple of hours.
- Paid extras, pretty standardised - $50 each for DFK, DATY, Fingering, sucking boobs, or $150 for the GFE. Different girls may cut you deals, but a while ago they got a standard price for extras.
- Almost always a pretty decent selection that covers most of your non-asian wants.
- Had a couple of super hot star fishes, but mostly been pretty good service.
- Has a pretty decent number of girls that have been there for a fair while
- Been turned away a couple of times because I'd been battin' too hard and the bellend was red.
I pretty much know exactly how much I'm in for, and what it'll cost me when I go here. A bit more expensive, but some of the day girls are fucking amazing.
Cleos on Nile: Hit and miss, but some of the best ladies in Brisbane.
- $150 for 30 mins (CBJ, CFS)
- $250 for 60 mins (same as above)
- $75 for 15 mins with a second girl
- Paid extras - varies by lady
- Been turned away here the most times (aforementioned 'red penis' issue - a.k.a "I introduced myself, but I'm not really interested in servicing you". Dicks look weird, and there's always something a girl can pick if she doesn't want to fuck you).
- Had the absolute best blowie of my life here (some yank chick called Jordan? It was a long time ago - I doubt that she's still there, but her mouth was a magic wizard)
- As I said - girls are hit and miss. Often the good ones are booked out, and there's only the slappers left. The hits are definitely worth it, though. Never had a starfish here.
If I'm southside with a bit of cash and a bit of time, I'll usually drop in here. Don't even bother on game nights (it's really near the gabba). If you don't like what you see, then it's not far to 88 on Logan, which brings me to:
88 on Logan: Some fun to be had, but the most depressing brothel in Brissy
- $150 for 30 mins (CBJ, CFS)
- $250 for 60 mins (same as above)
- Paid extras - varies by lady
- Free extras - varies by lady, but ask and there's a more than 50% chance that they won't say no
- Get your MILF fetish here. Most of the girls have the look of a young(-ish) mother (if not outright telling you that they have kids).
- It's a passable backup to Cleos, but I've occasionally visited Cleo's visited 88, and then gone back to Cleo's to pick a girl. Or just given up and gone to Montecito.
- Some nice girls, and they'll treat you well, but you can tell that none of them are really happy to be there.
I've had some fun here - free extras are easier, and I've never been turned away, but I always feel a bit bad for the girls.
Sensations on Spine: Cheapy but Bogany
- $130 for 30 mins (CBJ, CFS)
- $230 for 60 mins (same as above)
- Paid extras vary by girl, but I did get full GFE for $50 once.
- Staffed mostly by bogans from Ipswitch - some lookers among them, but don't expect scintillating conversation after you do the deed. Not exactly a "high class" establishment.
- A bit out of the way (Sumner Park) - only ever go there if I have free time after visiting friends in ippy.
I think this one may have changed names recently?
All of these reviews are at least 18 months old (some of them a bit longer than that), but I think they should still stand up. There are a couple of other brothels that I've never tried properly (Viper Room: I've stuck my head in a few times, but balked at the really high prices, and low quality of the girls there. They certainly have quantity, though. Never actually played there; Yimi 476: never been there, but heard OK stuff about it - it's another Asian place; a few others around, too, which I've neither visited nor heard anything about).
Anyway, happy fucking. And remember, if your wife/girlfriend/mother/boss catches you, you're hiring a professional girl for interactive porn - it doesn't mean anything.
Other notes:
- Show up clean. You'll have a shower first anyway, but it's still nice not to BO the girl out before you even agree. She may just find something weird on your dick and send you packing.
- It's up to you, of course, but I rarely ever see the same girl more than twice. The variety is nice, but I don't want to be a "regular" for any girl. Twice is about my limit.
- Sure we talk about girls being slappers here, but be polite in person - just because you're paying them doesn't make them "no longer people". Also, if they like you, they're likely to give you better service ;)
- If you're not happy with the service, either put up or speak up. It probably won't win you many favours, but you're paying them money, so you should enjoy it. Only once have I been asked if I want to pick another girl instead, but it does happen sometimes.
- Don't fall in love with her magical hands/mouth/boobs/vadge. They're all one of many that are just as good.
- Pay cash. I know they take cards, but for your sake, just pay cash. If you like planning ahead, and want to be discrete, just take cash out in $20s or $50s over the week so there isn't a big lump sum coming out right before you disappear for a couple of hours.
- Pick a fake name for yourself. You don't know their real name, and they don't know yours. Makes plausible deniability easier when you realise that they're your SO's long-lost school time BFF's daughter (or whatever). They're unlikely to out their profession in front of friends/family, but it saves them accidentally calling you by your real name before they've been told it (one WL I'd visited twice ended up working at a cafe my SO and I visited).
Excellent post . Very informative . You are a brothel advocate and there's nothing wrong with that . Much of what you say makes sense . I prefer shops but maybe I need to reconsider as the hit rate is certainly far lower . The mere fact the punt is a bit of a lottery is in itself the addictive element . It would be interesting to confirm whether your rates are current . I have been to miso and they are in that range .
Miso is pretty good for its price which is as mentioned above. Girls are quite good generally but I have a few starfishes over the years.
I recently was out late one night and decided to try Cleo's but there was over an hour wait so I left. The lady on the desk have me a voucher for $10 off when I come back which was pretty good. $160 for half hour and $230 for the hour were quoted.
From here I popped into 88 and it was over a half hour wait for 2 girls and the rest an hour so I left. Same prices quoted as Cleo's.
From here I drive to Viper Room and they had 7 girls on but I only got to see 2 as it was nearly 6am and a few of the girls were finishing. Two blonde aussie girls were introduced and I ended up just going with one of them. Again $160 for the half and $230 for the hour.
Girl was attractive enough but no finger penetration or titty sucking was allowed. Which is ironic considering its FS and I can occasionally get this in other establishments.
The only reason I decided to venture to FS was because it was nearly 6am and not much was open.
After 9pm it's pretty much fs or escorts ;)
Depending on the establishment, I've almost always been well looked after. I won't name names of girls or places, but often I get 69 or DATY with no dam (yeah, I know, if she does it with me, she probably does it with others, but ffffuuuuuuuuck do I love the taste of pussy).
Some places the girls are pretty strict about using a dam (I mean, I guess it is the law for no unprotected sexual contact or whatever), and I'll still eat 'em out through the little rubber sheet, but I guess I can charm it away sometimes, too. Depends on the girl, and their training. Some won't even let me have a munch at all.
Yeah, I got the prices for Cleo's and 88 wrong. It's been a while, but I'm back in brissy again soon, so I'll be sure to check 'em out again.
It's not illegal to DATY unprotected......
In Queensland it certainly is (unless the laws changed recently).
A prostitute must not provide prostitution involving sexual intercourse or oral sex unless a prophylactic is used.
Offering or accepting DATY without a dam is just as illegal as her giving you a gobbie without a franga.
Apparently whatever the QLD version of vice squad is will occasionally "audit" a girl by asking for it while posing as a patron. I mean, I don't know if I really believe that myself, but all the girls in Montecito seem to believe it. I mean, doesn't stop them, but it can take a bit of extra convincing. Sounds like a killer job if true, though.
You're right, my bad. Sorry I had a blonde moment.
A Dam good job.
Not really, my guess is it's for health/safety purposes. Girls can't always guarantee how clean or well groomed a punters' fingernails are, would be easy for the girls to get a UTI or scratches.Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtySanchez
Oh don't get me wrong, it makes sense, i was just meaning it more in a general sense where it's harder to get "Full" service at a FS shop.Quote:
Originally Posted by RottenLittlePunt
Certainly with the increase in the number of Asian students working in our local industry these chances have decreased but i still use a nickname for my punting activity. But most girls will not remember your name after the session.Quote:
Originally Posted by downeyundero
So...ten years ago, when I was seeing a lovely QUT nursing student, it was so nice....until a year later when my mum is in hospital and this same girl was attending to my mum.
Which gets me to thinking, sex work was the go to job for so many university girls, are they still around or have all of the imports (and our taste for same) pushed the aussie students out of the game?
BTW, my preferred order for Asian brothers would be Misa, Star & Yimi in that order.
I haven't been to a brother since last year going to Pentagon on GC. Just such a bossy girl, turned me off.
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