The secret signs for a RnT

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Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR

91. You have been tipped off by your friends that HE is on offer and you know which girl had offered to him, you made your booking with that ML. You arrived, met her, all good, into the room, you told her your friend Joe met her last week and he recommended her. and you pay her the $120 up front and told her to keep the change ($65/hr for massage only and $50 tip for the you know what!, $5 change), she didn't question you about the extra money, just kiss you on your chin, say thank you and smiled. BINGO !!

100. A punter walks into the shop, book the ML he read about in the forum, once inside the room, hands over the masage fees and tips for extras, the ML asks what the ? The punter shows her the iPhone with the PM he got from brother brownwallaby about this ML and what's she offering! all good, everybody is happy!

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Thank-you, thoroughly entertaining #100 was my fave lol

A sure and safe sign:

144. Every members ever posted in the Brusbane forum have just received a PM from a new shop, inviting them to give the new shop a try and if they mention about the PM, they can have a special offer of either a $10 discount or a 15 min upgrade !

But what if this is a legit shop ?

Don't worry, at the end of the PM, there is also a line of a fine prints: standard tips of $20, $50, and $100 Not included !!
Legit my ass !!

Cheers

[QUOTE=AHLUNGOR;375989]OK, here are the reposting of my previous contributions to this cool thread !


69. The massage table has a second holes in the middle, it's called a comfort hole, so that when your cock is hard, you won't feel too uncomfortable.



wish I could find some place with this in sydney

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Originally Posted by canihavesomemorevaginaplease

Thank-you, thoroughly entertaining #100 was my fave lol

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Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR

A sure and safe sign:

144. Every members ever posted in the Brusbane forum have just received a PM from a new shop, inviting them to give the new shop a try and if they mention about the PM, they can have a special offer of either a $10 discount or a 15 min upgrade !

But what if this is a legit shop ?

Don't worry, at the end of the PM, there is also a line of a fine prints: standard tips of $20, $50, and $100 Not included !!
Legit my ass !!

Cheers

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Where is my PM? Left out!

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Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR

OK, here are the reposting of my previous contributions to this cool thread !


69. The massage table has a second holes in the middle, it's called a comfort hole, so that when your cock is hard, you won't feel too uncomfortable.



wish I could find some place with this in sydney

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Plenty of shops in Sydney have these two holes massage tables :

At Michelle's, Bayswater rd and Kellet st KX

Misty's @ 377 Riley st

10 Railway parade, Burwood

Have fun

Cheers

thx bro for the intel

145. You saw some review on a ML with not much details but you decided to have a go anyway, ring up the shop to book, only to be told the ML is not working today because of her period!

That's the right sign for you , next week for sure !!

Cheers

It's been a month since anyone has posted an update!

Well, it might as well be me:

This should be a good one !

146: you are walking down Queens St Mall, there is a cute Asian girl handing out flyers from a new massage shop! You took one from her and you were tempted to ask her if happy ending is on offer, but she was busy handing out the flyers so you stood there just a few steps away and wait........

You watched the proceeding for five minutes and you started to show a smile on your face, you don't have to ask the cutie, her action has given you the answer you want to know ! It's a RnT alright! But how do you know?

Because, She was only handing the flyers to the guys !!!

Cheers

147: The shop is an old, neglected post-war house or queenslander with a lawn that hasn't been mowed in at least 6 weeks.

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Originally Posted by MrGrumpy

147: The shop is an old, neglected post-war house or queenslander with a lawn that hasn't been mowed in at least 6 weeks.

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but somehow there's a Porsche and a BMW parked in the yard .....

and the clapped out air-conditioner is only turned on when there is a paying client in the room.

The ML locks the door after she enters the room.

Any latest update ??

148. There is at least one 1litre bottle of Listerine at the bathroom sink :-/.

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148. There is at least one 1litre bottle of Listerine at the bathroom sink :-/.

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You see the name Listerine thrown around a lot in this industry. I just did a google search and didn't find a single reputable sexual health site that even mentioned Listerine let alone supported it's use. Mostly all references on chat forums and personal opinions and a few independent doctors saying it's theoretically helpful and can't hurt.

Anyone ever found any actually support to the myth?

It's so you can't smell what they've sucked and swallowed

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The ML locks the door after she enters the room.

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hehe, always an excellent sign.

The massage room has an ensuite shower !

Not sure if this had already been posted ?

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The massage room has an ensuite shower !

Not sure if this had already been posted ?

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That you look at and realise you DO NOT want to use

LOL I gotta say this is the funniest thread I have read yet.

Thanks sharing !