He's online now. But let's see how long he can stay quiet before his fingers start twitching.
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He's online now. But let's see how long he can stay quiet before his fingers start twitching.
Meng and Tan ?Quote:
Originally Posted by asiafever
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quad
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You obviously enjoyed it, read it and let it cause you reflux! I’d say job well done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiryu0
Another amateur psychic…Quote:
Originally Posted by dotcumdotinyou
Trouble is I don’t drink or eat rubbish. How else does a guy my age have a 6 pak? How else can I pump so much pussy?
Some recent numbers of women I’ve banged.
6 in one week
7 the next week
8 the next week
9 the following week
6 last week.
Of course basement living, Maccas and Coca Cola contributed, right?
Wrong.
Post your stats. I dare you.
Please let the forum know your answer.
Is “Waz” short for wanker? Is he a Waz or a Wazza?Quote:
Originally Posted by asiafever
Whence doth thou obtaineth thyne name?
Apparently boasting about impossible to confirm physical characteristics and stats anonymously on the internet is a sign of being self-assured and not insecure at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
You don’t go and bang that many by being insecure.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles
If anything the more you do it the less insecure you become.
My mates in the real world know what I get up to. I put those figures out there as a reminder for myself. The list is longer than that previously but who cares that far back? I don’t.
These are recent stats.
Believe them or not.
Makes no difference to me.
Makes perfect sense. If you forget you can just come and look through your now 2037 posts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
Who cares on the count. If I was using my laptop it’d be double that easily. But on a phone it’s slower.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles
Reggie, I can call you Reggie, can't I?
Now that we are on a first name basis is it ok if I ask you to contribute to my next punt session? Just a fiver will do. I don’t want to get any WL’s up the duff, mkay.
Ribbed condoms are getting expensive you see.
And I like to please my women. I’m more than happy to give your name a mention next time I blow a load into some hottie’s snatch.
I could yell out “ oh Reggie you’ve done it again” or something like that during the vinegar stroke.
Guys in the rooms next door and brothels all around the place will hear your name and you’ll be famous!
Good idea?
Even better they’ll think you are doing all the punting and you could put up a dodgy list just like mine?
..Except mine isn’t remember..
It’ll be our lil secret as there’s only one “big pussy pumper” and that’s me ok!
The last biggest pussy pumper I know lived 800 years ago.
He didn't have a six pack but had a bulging belly and an appetite for horse meat.
There's no need to brag if you're not at his level.
Well you were updating the number every post a couple of days ago so I guess you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
Sure VinnieQuote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
Lol, weird request but I'm good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
Great idea, go for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
This character you've created is hilarious! So self-agrandising, biggest stud in the world, nobody fucks like you, nobody you hear me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
BigPussyPumper is a pretty good forum handle actually, you should create that one next. It's definitely better than Viktorius69.
I'm beginning to lose interest in this person. It's no longer fun when another entity knows your personal histories and tries to use it against you. A banter is fun when it is done with the person you're intimately connected with.
The sickening part is when multiple users are accessing the same account rather than one person, multiple accounts. At least you know who's who, even if they have multiple personalities.
All I ask is that the right person banters with me like before if they still want to make me wait. I can't stand exchanging words with KJJ, it feels like years ago when my privacy was literally breached and put online because of a grudge.
Come back when you're the right person, not Santa Claus.
The irony of posting a pointless thread about pointless threads.
Take your medsQuote:
Originally Posted by JohnJones
Message too short etc. etc.
At least I know who you are in this account. Please keep it that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by ScotPassingThrough
That’s what they want you to thinkQuote:
Originally Posted by JohnJones
Reginald sweetheart you don’t know how much I laugh every time I press the reply button.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles
The sad truth is that all my adventures are real! Sad for you that is. After all, once you’ve heard of my adventuring nothing compares, right!
I only have one account on here because “there can only be one me” understand! This forum ain’t big enough for the two of me, or three of me , or four of me… you get the drift.
Horatio Viktorius69 the third isn’t me either. He needs more of a title don’t you think?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
what was that about getting buttons pressed....
BigPussyPumper.... Is that supposed to mean he likes to pump big pussies, or he pumps pussies and he's big?
Come on Vincent, call me Reggie but don't call me sweetheart! And I'm laughing too, that's the fun right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
More self-aggrandising, I love it! Not sad at all, comparisons are odious.
And whether you're real or not I don't know but somehow I feel like it's sadder if you are so I actually hope you're doing a Borat.
How long til you threaten to quit again but come crawling back for the ego boost?
My real gig is working in a laundromat.Quote:
Originally Posted by trèsbon
Did his breath stink? Most probably it did. Horse meat…Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnJones
Look, I’m not the one who started this. Someone with penis envy did.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Hmmm quittin’ time.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles
Perhaps if I get torched by another WL and be left to be hung out to dry, then, maybe then. But I haven’t yet.
It’s a cat and mouse game really. They’re the pussy and well, I am a mouse… Methinks I must bag a WL for bragging rights. Like a scout’s badge of achievement.
There goeth BigPussyPumper the only punter to have bagged multiple WL’s and not only bedded them but had relationships with them also!
We’ll know it’s the hardest and most risky badge of honour to collect. Fraught with danger. It’s foolish, crazy and yet someone has to do it. So I intend not to bag only one WL but two or three at the same time!
My only hope is that I will get an official title out of it and much needed respect from all and sundry punters.
Who knows?
Anything is possible in this day and age.