The last biggest pussy pumper I know lived 800 years ago.
He didn't have a six pack but had a bulging belly and an appetite for horse meat.
There's no need to brag if you're not at his level.
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The last biggest pussy pumper I know lived 800 years ago.
He didn't have a six pack but had a bulging belly and an appetite for horse meat.
There's no need to brag if you're not at his level.
Well you were updating the number every post a couple of days ago so I guess you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
Sure VinnieQuote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
Lol, weird request but I'm good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
Great idea, go for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
This character you've created is hilarious! So self-agrandising, biggest stud in the world, nobody fucks like you, nobody you hear me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
BigPussyPumper is a pretty good forum handle actually, you should create that one next. It's definitely better than Viktorius69.
I'm beginning to lose interest in this person. It's no longer fun when another entity knows your personal histories and tries to use it against you. A banter is fun when it is done with the person you're intimately connected with.
The sickening part is when multiple users are accessing the same account rather than one person, multiple accounts. At least you know who's who, even if they have multiple personalities.
All I ask is that the right person banters with me like before if they still want to make me wait. I can't stand exchanging words with KJJ, it feels like years ago when my privacy was literally breached and put online because of a grudge.
Come back when you're the right person, not Santa Claus.
The irony of posting a pointless thread about pointless threads.
Take your medsQuote:
Originally Posted by JohnJones
Message too short etc. etc.
At least I know who you are in this account. Please keep it that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by ScotPassingThrough
That’s what they want you to thinkQuote:
Originally Posted by JohnJones
Reginald sweetheart you don’t know how much I laugh every time I press the reply button.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles
The sad truth is that all my adventures are real! Sad for you that is. After all, once you’ve heard of my adventuring nothing compares, right!
I only have one account on here because “there can only be one me” understand! This forum ain’t big enough for the two of me, or three of me , or four of me… you get the drift.
Horatio Viktorius69 the third isn’t me either. He needs more of a title don’t you think?
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Originally Posted by Vincent888
what was that about getting buttons pressed....
BigPussyPumper.... Is that supposed to mean he likes to pump big pussies, or he pumps pussies and he's big?
Come on Vincent, call me Reggie but don't call me sweetheart! And I'm laughing too, that's the fun right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincent888
More self-aggrandising, I love it! Not sad at all, comparisons are odious.
And whether you're real or not I don't know but somehow I feel like it's sadder if you are so I actually hope you're doing a Borat.
How long til you threaten to quit again but come crawling back for the ego boost?
My real gig is working in a laundromat.Quote:
Originally Posted by trèsbon
Did his breath stink? Most probably it did. Horse meat…Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnJones
Look, I’m not the one who started this. Someone with penis envy did.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Hmmm quittin’ time.Quote:
Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles
Perhaps if I get torched by another WL and be left to be hung out to dry, then, maybe then. But I haven’t yet.
It’s a cat and mouse game really. They’re the pussy and well, I am a mouse… Methinks I must bag a WL for bragging rights. Like a scout’s badge of achievement.
There goeth BigPussyPumper the only punter to have bagged multiple WL’s and not only bedded them but had relationships with them also!
We’ll know it’s the hardest and most risky badge of honour to collect. Fraught with danger. It’s foolish, crazy and yet someone has to do it. So I intend not to bag only one WL but two or three at the same time!
My only hope is that I will get an official title out of it and much needed respect from all and sundry punters.
Who knows?
Anything is possible in this day and age.
What’s your point?Quote:
Originally Posted by trèsbon
Maybe shops are paying for review now....so more reviews = more reward. I was offered reward for posting review on different forums before too =P
If this is true its actually gold lol
Just wants someone to talk too hahahaha
How much? You'd have to be creative and also be able to take the blame if someone calls you out for faking the review...Quote:
Originally Posted by Punthunt2022
What do you mean? Which post are you replying to? This whole thread is a mess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleasureseekers
Maybe stop being a dick and stop banning people left right centre with no valid reasons if you want more people outside your circle interacting here. I can keep creating new accounts every time I get banned and change IPs. But this time I'm in no mood for chasing - I'll just sit back, relax and enjoy minimal banter.