Lob, You Go For The Smash
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Originally Posted by
Pattyherb
It's probably a good idea to report that to the shop owner if it happens and and send her any photos of marks she left.
Additionally, it's absolutely disgusting that a punter gets assaulted amd abused by ML and there are people here defending them straight away.. these people are part the reason why the punting industry sux now
Also, what she did besides assualt is a criminal offence and actually coersion.
You know, there's the letter and then the spirit of the law.
She might just appreciate the photos. Pin it up on her wall, with a sign: IF YOU DON'T PAY, YOU'LL GET A FINGER, 5 FINGERS, 10 FINGERS (aka a double eagle).
Punting industry sucks? Yes, it does, happened to me just today, right there, NO protection at all... But the forum does leave something to be desired (MyBadWilly2, where are you when we need you?) A post about an irked, spiteful provider? OMG, has no one here ever seen one before? (Just add in drunk and have some REAL fun in your bedroom). Like I said, it WASN'T Cross of Iron. When you're old, you do bruise (believe me). Again, today, the provider was pressing hard. But, because I accepted it, I just "screamed and cried like a baby"... nah, it was just obvious she'd made a lot of dumplings from scratch, kneading dough... had strong hands. But if I wanted her to lighten up or stop, I would have asked... guess that IS shocking to some, talking to the provider.
Assault? YES, but more an indication of stupidity if you just lie there and take it. For all she knows, you might be a masochist...
Coercion?!? (the practice of persuading someone to do something by using force or threats). What, by shooting daggers from her eyes. Pressing hard with her fingers? Without a doubt, that can hurt. So, unless you're a mute (is that PC these days?), or have no motor control (apologies to those afflicted), stand up... YES, FELLOW PUNTERS, STAND UP, ROLL OFF THE TABLE, STAND UP, RISE UP FROM UNDER THE POWERFUL FINGERS, THE PAINFUL FOREARMS, THE SHARP KNEES OF THE OPPRESSION OF THE ABUSIVE PROVIDERS, STAND UP AND... walk out the door. No need for a revolution here (nor tip).
No disrespect to the OP. But to PussyHerb... I can just see the court case:
- Judge: Next.
- PH: Your honor, I was assaulted and coerced. I was in an MP getting a massage from a Japanese girl. Then I asked the girl for a NHJ.
- Judge: In a brothel, correct.
- PH: No, it was an MP.
- Judge: HMMMMMM.
- PH: She said $100.
- Judge: So she politely declined your solicitation?
- PH: No, I just didn't want to pay HER price. I requested her to continue the massage.
- Judge: And...
- PH: She was throwing daggers at me.
- Judge: OMG. Ninja daggers? How did you dodge them?
- PH: From her EYES...
- Judge: Oh.
- PH: Then she poured oil on me.
- Judge: WHAT?!? Hot boiling Ninja oil? That's horrible.
- PH: No, massage oil. But it was a bit cold. I shivered a couple of times.
- Judge: Oh.
- PH: Then she jabbed me with her claws.
- Judge: WHAT?!? Ninja Tiger Claws?
- PH: No, just her fingers, but they were STRONG. She might even have had nail EXTENSIONS.
- Judge: Oh. So you ran away.
- PH: No, I just laid there.
- Judge: WHAT?!? She used a Ninja poison dart on you to paralyze you?
- PH: No, I just laid there, but she wouldn't stop.
- Judge: So, she had gagged you with a Ninja gag?
- PH: No, I just laid there.
- Judge: Due to... manliness? Stupidity? Couldn't speak to a girl?
- PH: I just wanted the massage to finish.
- Judge: Wouldn't you worry that those powerful fingers could do some damage to your herb?
- PH: No, it's a small herb so I never have to worry about fingernails; they just dig into her OWN palms.
- Judge: Oh. OK, yes, you were assaulted. I award you damages. But don't go outside again. You will be the joke of SYD wherever you go. Paralyzed by fear of a Japanese massage girl, non-Ninja. There will be no more laughter in the courtroom, Bailiff.
Apologies to all if she was a former pro sumo wrestler. THAT could keep you pinned to the table.
Oh, and PH, don't ever go to Thailand for Songkron. They throw water on you, and some of it is ICE water (GASP, SHIVER, SCREAM) and assault you with powder on your face and head. Assault and Coercion big time. Only solution is to bring a BIG gun (squirt gun or water canon) to defend yourself. Or run away (a solution I now use, given my age).