Farting while receiving BBBJ

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Nah mate, that's farting under the doona. What I'm referring to is the SBD fart.

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Ahhh those ones...you need a steady diet of cabbage, baked beans, Brussel sprouts, hard boiled eggs, nuts and beer for that type of fart.

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Originally Posted by Double_Adapter

You mean a Dutch oven ....they're the best type of farts

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For best results with a Dutch oven scenario...pull the doona up tight so the poor girl cannot escape and then tickle her. She will have a lovely shade of green after that and will take some time to recover.

Could have been worse, she could have been rimming you.

I thought i saw a girl with a brown beard running down the hallway

Bro I’m so paranoid about doing this. Have to make sure I don’t eat anything greasy or spicy the night before a punt.

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Originally Posted by fixatedperson

Could have been worse, she could have been rimming you.

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Exactly 💯
It's good to see all the clowns 🤡 come out.

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Originally Posted by Vegopus

Accidents happen.

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If you break an item in a store, accidentally or not, you're expected to pay for it.
Sounds like you broke the girl...

Real funny stuff gents!

This scenario has always been at the back of my mind. When prepping for a punt I always eat a rather light brekkie & something that won't release some powerful nuke type of poisonous gas later hehehe

I wonder if a wl would let you rip one while busting a nut....you think a pineapple would cover that?

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Originally Posted by schloong

Real funny stuff gents!

This scenario has always been at the back of my mind. When prepping for a punt I always eat a rather light brekkie & something that won't release some powerful nuke type of poisonous gas later hehehe

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Hey, a gaseous assault is no doubt bad, but something like a Shawarma blowout - you know, an uncontrolable hypervelocity liquid discharge... that's not shop banning, that's national deportation...

You should do a blumpkin with her next time. Taking a shit while she blows you.🤣🤣

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Originally Posted by Themassageking

You should do a blumpkin with her next time. Taking a shit while she blows you.🤣🤣

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Hah, well that's a thing lol and just in case

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Originally Posted by Vegopus

Exactly ��
It's good to see all the clowns �� come out.

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If a clown farts, does it smell funny?

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Originally Posted by Vegopus

The other day a WL was worshipping by cock and balls with her mouth when suddenly I felt some gas wanting to come out of my butt.
I held it in thinking it would go away but just as I was about to CIM the gas also came out causing the WL to run to the toilet and dry reach.
I didn't have a post bust shower but instead got dressed and made an exit before she came out of the bathroom.
Needless to say, I won't be seeing her again. Do you think these ladies share these types of stories between themselves?

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My worst nightmare but to my great relief to date hasn't happened but have had WLs cut one loose while trying or giving me a GS (fortunately didn't follow through haha) or whilst DATY , fortunately no ordourous smell and I just went to DFK without making a scene

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Originally Posted by Hedonisticfun

My worst nightmare but to my great relief to date hasn't happened but have had WLs cut one loose while trying or giving me a GS (fortunately didn't follow through haha) or whilst DATY , fortunately no ordourous smell and I just went to DFK without making a scene

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I have had a similar experience—digusting and left, couldn't keep going.

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Originally Posted by 11Bravo

Hey, a gaseous assault is no doubt bad, but something like a Shawarma blowout - you know, an uncontrolable hypervelocity liquid discharge... that's not shop banning, that's national deportation...

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LMFAO!!!!......

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Originally Posted by secret0

If a clown farts, does it smell funny?

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And if you eat one does it taste funny? hehehe

What if they fart during 69? Should I retaliate? Last one to pass out shall be deemed the winner?

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Originally Posted by Vegopus

The other day a WL was worshipping by cock and balls with her mouth when suddenly I felt some gas wanting to come out of my butt.
I held it in thinking it would go away but just as I was about to CIM the gas also came out causing the WL to run to the toilet and dry reach.
I didn't have a post bust shower but instead got dressed and made an exit before she came out of the bathroom.
Needless to say, I won't be seeing her again. Do you think these ladies share these types of stories between themselves?

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Simple answer is yes definitely. Girls would share info on bad, weird, smelly customers.

The shop may have a designated girls room where they would share war stories.

Bold for emphasis

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Originally Posted by Massdebator

The shop may have a designated girls room where they would share war stories.

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may? Every shop I've been in has had a break room for the providers. Even a 2 partition shop has a break room at the back. Might even be a curtain across an alcove. Have passed MANY on my way to the toilet (don't get old).