Quote Originally Posted by schloong View Post
Real funny stuff gents!

This scenario has always been at the back of my mind. When prepping for a punt I always eat a rather light brekkie & something that won't release some powerful nuke type of poisonous gas later hehehe
Hey, a gaseous assault is no doubt bad, but something like a Shawarma blowout - you know, an uncontrolable hypervelocity liquid discharge... that's not shop banning, that's national deportation...