After Report Angies Camp Hill
I was planning to start a new thread but it seems comer and his alt accounts are flooding the forum with praise for this place as it is.
I'm not giving him free advertising, as I don't have any praise.
There are a few things done right at this shop but the things done wrong outweigh them by a metric fuckton.
Before you look at my new account and think I don't know shit, I've been doing this a while and I have my favourites. I had an account under the name sillycock and stopped posting around about the time qj was in hot water a year or so ago, as I figured posting glowing reviews of illegal services probably wasn't doing any of the girls any favours. But enough about me.
I went in to angies this morning as I had been lurking these threads for the last few weeks and they piqued my interest. Also it is close by and it never hurts to try new things.
Now the things they have right. Cleanliness. The place is immaculate. Rooms are spacious and they have disposable sheets. Staff are friendly and the price is on par with everyone else around.
In these respects it is far better than anything nearby. Nearby I've been to mozhi, 11 stoneham, shanghai therapeutic, 932 stanley, the shitty indian lady in stones corner and the shifty place across from kfc on logan rd.
However, there is far too much wrong for me to return when I have a favorite girl already at each 932 Stanley, 11 Stoneham and QJ.
First, is location. Far too open to prying eyes on old cleveland rd. Also, there is a shit ton of construction happening directly across the road and next door. Leaving out the back is also very open to the houses and businesses nearby. I don't want to be seen.
Second. The day spa angle. I understand you need a front, but it's over the top, and uncomfortable sitting behind a thin curtain or room divider while other punters walk in the door or get the same treatment next to you. If I wanted a pedi, I'd go get one. I don't want to sit in a room with everyone else lining up for a rub n tug.
Third. Lighting. Too bright. Soft light accentuates average looking fuckers like me, and makes the girls look prettier too.
Fourth. Girls are very chatty and full of compliments, while nice, seems forced and uncomfortable.
Fifth. No tickle tackle.
Sixth. No extras. The girl said that 'one girl is more experienced and she does it, but I don't like it, so I don't do it.'
Fair enough. I wasn't about to press the issue or ask for the more experienced girl, but if you are advertising on a rub and tug forum then your shop had better offer a fucking rub and tug.
Seventh. The massage was average. I've had worse, but not for a long time. Maybe some of you will like it, but not me.
Too close to therapeutic without being professional, and very very far off anything resembling sensual.
If I want therapeutic, I go to ekibin magic over on mt gravatt capalaba rd. Closest to physio you'll get while still making you twitch for a happy ending. If I want dirty, I'll go to cloud 9 or QJ. At least at those places you'll get the ending your after, often with a lot of extras on the cards if you are nice and the girls let you.
I think if I were to compare this shop to any other of brisbanes finest, I'd say it is closest to mozhi at milton. It has the new feel that cloud 9 had when it first moved on to stanley st, but has that old feel you get when at mozhi when you know you are taking a punt as very few girls do the extra at mozhi and you may leave frustrated. The massage level is about the same, reminded me a bit of the style at amore, a bit repetitive and trying to be things it is not. The decor is newer, and chances that you will leave with blue balls is high, at least on first visit. The thing I like about shops like gtm, cloud 9, amore, is it is a sure thing, even on your first go. Maybe if you become a regular it may change, I don't know.
I know this has gotten long, and probably a bit off the point, but the most annoying thing about this place is the praise it is getting here on the forum while there is still a lot of room for improvement. Too much talk on the forum and I think the bulk of it is coming from comer and a few accounts he's set up to praise it and get free advertising and more punters through the door.
All that said I won't be back. Maybe in a couple of months after the place gets some real reviews but as it stands I think some forum users may be blowing a lot of air under the flames for their own benefit. All in my humble opinion of course, take it as you want.