"No need to tip .. we're going to be forever "
"In the lineup we were discussing who you were going to pick this time" lol
First one still haunts me, I feel better about the second 20 years later
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"No need to tip .. we're going to be forever "
"In the lineup we were discussing who you were going to pick this time" lol
First one still haunts me, I feel better about the second 20 years later
The one that haunts punters is being committed or in a relationship with a WL or ML. LolQuote:
Originally Posted by OneandDone
The one that almost made my dick go soft was"I think our baby will look cute"
Or having a baby! LolQuote:
Originally Posted by teheviltwin
You single?
So strong.
You live by yourself?
Come back again tomorrow
So instant blow then? :big_smile::big_smile:Quote:
Originally Posted by somtum
I see you've also been to Bankok
It's usually a love / fear relationship we have with WLsQuote:
Originally Posted by cuteguy
"I want your cock in every hole you can think of"
I realised later, the nostril was not one of them.
Ear as well, damn sonQuote:
Originally Posted by Aloscha
How many holes does a girl have? I bet many guys won't get it right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aloscha
“My dog stepped on a bee”
I’m tired, you get on top.
Yeah that one is a bit annoying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aussieguyinsf
Well, the WL in question found it funny but told me to face fuck her instead. So it ended up in one of the said holes thankfully.Quote:
Originally Posted by cuteguy
Lol so random. how did this affect the service you received bro? Any difference?Quote:
Originally Posted by papi
"Why didn't you cum inside?"... Followed by "I'm on the pill".
Many girls are not on the pill!Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
And even then...
I guess that's why GoldfishMan doesn't want to hear that.
I've got another one:
"I was so horny last night knowing I had a booking with you today that I needed to masturbate. But only once. Now I will break your dick."
Actually, the more interesting similar one I have experienced. "Why didn't you cum inside?"... Followed by "I want your babies".Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
"Are you Gimmesome" or "Double_Adapter" it's hard to tell you apart"
You have a big cock (I don’t)
I love you
You are number 1
when are you coming back?
i'll be waiting for you
where do you live?
are you married?
your cock is too big my pussy small
you can't lick my pussy, I've just had laser
my nipples are too sensitive don't touch them
I hate girls saying anything that infers or suggests or indicates that I am anything but a customer. I don’t mind being told i’m a great, good, average, or shit-house customer. I’ll even put up with told I’m The Number One customer after blissing out while DATY so much that I forget the time until the hour’s up before my doctor demanded I quit being so kind to the ladies)
But I hate them calling me a good friend and shit like that.
I had one Thai ML say to my face that she would never go out with a customer even if he was a decent guy. I guess where money is exchanged for a service, a ML or WL will never see customers as friends. So when they say "we're friends", ask yourself a few questions. Has she introduced you to her friends? Has she gone out with you and asked you to pick her up from her home? Does she chat with you on a regular basis? Does she call you by your first name? If none to the above, you're not a friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by BerasAsing