I hate girls saying anything that infers or suggests or indicates that I am anything but a customer. I don’t mind being told i’m a great, good, average, or shit-house customer. I’ll even put up with told I’m The Number One customer after blissing out while DATY so much that I forget the time until the hour’s up before my doctor demanded I quit being so kind to the ladies)

But I hate them calling me a good friend and shit like that.