Farting while receiving BBBJ

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Originally Posted by fixatedperson

Could have been worse, she could have been rimming you.

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Exactly 💯
It's good to see all the clowns 🤡 come out.

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Originally Posted by Vegopus

Accidents happen.

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If you break an item in a store, accidentally or not, you're expected to pay for it.
Sounds like you broke the girl...

Real funny stuff gents!

This scenario has always been at the back of my mind. When prepping for a punt I always eat a rather light brekkie & something that won't release some powerful nuke type of poisonous gas later hehehe

I wonder if a wl would let you rip one while busting a nut....you think a pineapple would cover that?

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Originally Posted by schloong

Real funny stuff gents!

This scenario has always been at the back of my mind. When prepping for a punt I always eat a rather light brekkie & something that won't release some powerful nuke type of poisonous gas later hehehe

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Hey, a gaseous assault is no doubt bad, but something like a Shawarma blowout - you know, an uncontrolable hypervelocity liquid discharge... that's not shop banning, that's national deportation...

You should do a blumpkin with her next time. Taking a shit while she blows you.🤣🤣

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Originally Posted by Themassageking

You should do a blumpkin with her next time. Taking a shit while she blows you.🤣🤣

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Hah, well that's a thing lol and just in case

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Originally Posted by Vegopus

Exactly ��
It's good to see all the clowns �� come out.

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If a clown farts, does it smell funny?

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Originally Posted by Vegopus

The other day a WL was worshipping by cock and balls with her mouth when suddenly I felt some gas wanting to come out of my butt.
I held it in thinking it would go away but just as I was about to CIM the gas also came out causing the WL to run to the toilet and dry reach.
I didn't have a post bust shower but instead got dressed and made an exit before she came out of the bathroom.
Needless to say, I won't be seeing her again. Do you think these ladies share these types of stories between themselves?

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My worst nightmare but to my great relief to date hasn't happened but have had WLs cut one loose while trying or giving me a GS (fortunately didn't follow through haha) or whilst DATY , fortunately no ordourous smell and I just went to DFK without making a scene

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Originally Posted by Hedonisticfun

My worst nightmare but to my great relief to date hasn't happened but have had WLs cut one loose while trying or giving me a GS (fortunately didn't follow through haha) or whilst DATY , fortunately no ordourous smell and I just went to DFK without making a scene

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I have had a similar experience—digusting and left, couldn't keep going.

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Originally Posted by 11Bravo

Hey, a gaseous assault is no doubt bad, but something like a Shawarma blowout - you know, an uncontrolable hypervelocity liquid discharge... that's not shop banning, that's national deportation...

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LMFAO!!!!......

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Originally Posted by secret0

If a clown farts, does it smell funny?

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And if you eat one does it taste funny? hehehe

What if they fart during 69? Should I retaliate? Last one to pass out shall be deemed the winner?

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Originally Posted by Vegopus

The other day a WL was worshipping by cock and balls with her mouth when suddenly I felt some gas wanting to come out of my butt.
I held it in thinking it would go away but just as I was about to CIM the gas also came out causing the WL to run to the toilet and dry reach.
I didn't have a post bust shower but instead got dressed and made an exit before she came out of the bathroom.
Needless to say, I won't be seeing her again. Do you think these ladies share these types of stories between themselves?

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Simple answer is yes definitely. Girls would share info on bad, weird, smelly customers.

The shop may have a designated girls room where they would share war stories.

Bold for emphasis

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Originally Posted by Massdebator

The shop may have a designated girls room where they would share war stories.

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may? Every shop I've been in has had a break room for the providers. Even a 2 partition shop has a break room at the back. Might even be a curtain across an alcove. Have passed MANY on my way to the toilet (don't get old).

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Originally Posted by putsputs

What if they fart during 69? Should I retaliate? Last one to pass out shall be deemed the winner?

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If they fart during 69, the only good thing you can do is stick a wet thumb up that hole.

them silent bombs are the worst like biohazard weapon .... i wonder if the ML there will now think twice before doing any rimming or bj or balls action

lol
I have come close when an erotic masseuse was gently blowing cool air between my thighs haha
I did just finish pounding a hooker who was let one slip an oh boy did her stinky fart have some hang time

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Originally Posted by Veets

lol
I have come close when an erotic masseuse was gently blowing cool air between my thighs haha
I did just finish pounding a hooker who was let one slip an oh boy did her stinky fart have some hang time

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Literally fucked the shit out of her.

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Originally Posted by Fallinlove

Don’t know about farting but this one time I fucked a jap girl bareback in her arsehole after I was done my shaft smelled like poop. After that I had session with Kmisha while she sucked my shaft I wonder if she smelt anything even though we gave it a good wash. What a day that was she was really horny that day super wet while I played with her clit and tease her arsehole with my shaft. She might let me put the tip in next time. Makes me horny thinking about drilling and pounding them even though I just finished my session with Jessie today. These girls really does love and worship cock. Happy punting lads

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Sounds like you hit paydirt bro. Well done!
Serious question though. Why would you try to smell anything after doing anal? What were you hoping to find, a bouquet of roses?
Rule #1 with anal: *Never* breathe through your nose between pulling out and washing your dick.

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Sounds like you hit paydirt bro. Well done!
Serious question though. Why would you try to smell anything after doing anal? What were you hoping to find, a bouquet of roses?
Rule #1 with anal: *Never* breathe through your nose between pulling out and washing your dick.

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Yep, basically the same deal as someone who lets one rip, then immediately leans in for a quality control sniff or the bloke who drops a massive dump and then bends back over the bowl for “just one more look.” Like....what the fuck? What outcome was he honestly expecting here? Curiosity doesn’t magically turn shit or a fart into a pleasant surprise. Some things are best experienced once and then left alone without a full on follow-up investigation.

I think I would literally fucking die if I did that

BBBJ + CIM + FART TO FINISH. Wonder if we'll be seeing this combo service advertised soon 😅😅

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Originally Posted by Joe2004

BBBJ + CIM + FART TO FINISH. Wonder if we'll be seeing this combo service advertised soon ����

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Yep. They're calling it a choc top!

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Originally Posted by madness123

Yep. They're calling it a choc top!

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Nah bro, a choc top is when you hit paydirt while doing anal. When you pull out, you look down and all you can see is your dickhead covered in "mud". Hence the term.
Usually happens when said girl was drunk or high on something that makes them "let go".
And I would suggest not telling her what had happened if it happened cos it's a blow to their self respect for no good reason!