Christmas, I am in love with you even though I've:
a) Never met you.
b) Not a big fan of tattoos.
c) I'd feel like the biggest nancy boy with you.
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I must say I was hoping to read that the girl helped you cum, but maybe that's just my sick depraved mind filled with first-time lesbian fantasies.
If you want a GREAT massage visit one of the decent looking Thai shops on Military Road, Neutral Bay. They take massage seriously there.
If you want to become a minor YouTube sensation PM me (not in a sexy way, but in a gurl-is-sassy-and-famous kind of way). You have comedic talent.
Oh yes, and anything other than a B-cup is too big IMHO. Don't be initiate by chicks with large breasts. They ain't so nice.
xoxo