Quote Originally Posted by 6sixty9nine View Post
Christmas, I am in love with you even though I've:

a) Never met you.
b) Not a big fan of tattoos.
c) I'd feel like the biggest nancy boy with you.

https://chelseastayshealthy.com/

I must say I was hoping to read that the girl helped you cum, but maybe that's just my sick depraved mind filled with first-time lesbian fantasies.

If you want a GREAT massage visit one of the decent looking Thai shops on Military Road, Neutral Bay. They take massage seriously there.

If you want to become a minor YouTube sensation PM me (not in a sexy way, but in a gurl-is-sassy-and-famous kind of way). You have comedic talent.

Oh yes, and anything other than a B-cup is too big IMHO. Don't be initiate by chicks with large breasts. They ain't so nice.

xoxo
omg thank you xoxo
I love you too because you love me. yeah too bad she couldn't even make me wet
for sure, oneday I want to make youtube channel, want to interview normal people like what I did when I worked. an hour interview session with stranger! woo hoo! thanks again, even though I wasted my precious time, money, and energy... because you and my other friends like it
so I think it was worth to visit

JOKES

xoxo