They can't flim flam the zim zam

So I just go back to Sydney and had the energy to try put a new place. Picked out a nice looking girl and told her I want fulls service $200 all in. The shop owner was like 'sigh': she requires 150 tip plus the 75 hour rate = 225, but my budget is 200 tops as it's not a proper establishment. We agreed but I want CIM at the end, deal done. Paid the 200 upfront and said I'll pay the rest via payid after.

Session was great, with some good fucking. She constantly stared into my eyes aggressively with a grin like we were hate fucking eachother. Gave her some prone boning and deep tea bagging.

The ending came and she had her tongue stuck out massaging my balls staring straight in my face. Idk how she new but.. she knew when I was about to blow my load and quickly got out of the way which ruined everything. With my load going everywhere except in her mouth.

Started getting dressed and walked out and she demanded the extra 25 i promised, stated that I wanted CIM that never happened. The only response I got was: don't come back here. I replied: you're damn right about that.

You Indians should just give up punting and stick to fleshlights

Quite a funny post. Like the old Steven Segal

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Originally Posted by jandross45

I wanted CIM that never happened.

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Maybe you’re an unsavoury character? Eating pineapples a couple of days before hand helps.

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So I just go back to Sydney and had the energy to try put a new place. Picked out a nice looking girl and told her I want fulls service $200 all in. The shop owner was like 'sigh': she requires 150 tip plus the 75 hour rate = 225, but my budget is 200 tops as it's not a proper establishment. We agreed but I want CIM at the end, deal done. Paid the 200 upfront and said I'll pay the rest via payid after.

Session was great, with some good fucking. She constantly stared into my eyes aggressively with a grin like we were hate fucking eachother. Gave her some prone boning and deep tea bagging.

The ending came and she had her tongue stuck out massaging my balls staring straight in my face. Idk how she new but.. she knew when I was about to blow my load and quickly got out of the way which ruined everything. With my load going everywhere except in her mouth.

Started getting dressed and walked out demanding the extra 25, stated that I wanted CIM that never happened. The only response I got was: don't come back here. I replied: you're damn right about that.

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Man, I guess this is what happens when parents don't love their kids.

Incel alienating the only women who would fuck him and then bragging for magic internet points lmao what a low level of existence

Angry farang in the comments because she got home and had to kiss her on the lips after me porking her. Keep coming with the flak boomers

Given the anathema of some to long posts, I don't want to tax anyone's reading comprehension or ADHD disability, especially after the recent purges, so I'll break this into 2 posts:

Humor

Doesn't anyone else find a young pup's bragging of how he howled at the moon, barked, TRIED to be an Alpha, when all he proved is how beta he is? And how absolutely CLUELESS he is. How clueless you ask? By his OWN admission:

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Idk how she new but.. she knew when I was about to blow my load and quickly got out of the way which ruined everything.

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Really? Like saying "On the goal line, quarterback sneak, and, I don't know, I just didn't score because the linebacker sussed the play and stopped me short..." Hint: that's what linebackers do when they DON'T have any respect for a young pup...

And the ending:

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The only response I got was: don't come back here. I replied: you're damn right about that.

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TRYING to get in one last bark when the little pup was shooed off the porch...

Amazing how many shops recognize a little pup and how many shoo away this misbehaving wannabee. Must be pretty stupid given the number of times he's had his nose rubbed in his own shit...

Alphas? We're recognized just by our demeanor, no barking required, whether it's the first visit or the 20th to a shop. Just this past week, my booking was 15 minutes late. Did I bark, throw a temper tantrum like some little wannabee pup trying to act like a big dog? Hell NO. Took the opportunity to catch up with the owner, get a rundown on her new acquisitions...

BTW: You were called, but, as expected...folded.

VALUE
I'm actually grateful for wannabees like these. Yes, it is UNFORTUNATE to the girls and to the shops, but, for me, definitely an advantage. $25 not insignificant; it does buy me lunch at my favorite cafe (and after 10 months, they remember exactly what my order will be...)

2 DECADES ago, I was remarking to my best mate at how I was a bit mystified of how well I was treated by the VAST MAJORITY of my pulls. I certainly wasn't in their prime demographic; even back then, I was an OFF. I wasn't paying OTT, just the going rate. Yet, I was having GREAT times, over and above... All I was doing was treating her as a person...

His reply, I've never forgotten. "So, B, what does that tell you about their average customers when guys like us are treated like KINGS..."

So after the young pups slink off with their tailS between their legs, trying to boast how tough they are... I just laugh, and look forward to my next punt, sans problems... Because punters like us, we are respected and appreciated by both shops and providers, no barking required. YMMV

Attn guys,
Please keep comments short, offensive and funny.

Not interested in reading extended boomer bs.

Also, If you are dating a hooker or have any feelings or emotional attachemnt to these fatherless women.... go have a good look in the mirror and rethink your life.

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Attn guys,
Please keep comments short, offensive and funny.

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Ok. So many of your punts suck because you’re a cheap, abusive cunt

Nice and short, maybe not very funny and really only the flipside of what 11 told you, if you weren’t too fucking stupid and backward to get it.

I see dating sex workers as sport and pleasure.

There’s a challenge to bag the goose but not get cooked like one. Once you’re aware of all their tricks the game is quite enjoyable, like walking on a tight rope, a balancing act with your wallet in one hand and your dick in the other.

No harm in doing that is there?

You had a great session as you mentioned, you are still getting a bargain ( instead of 225 , you paid 200)

Why you are asking about 25 bucks refund? Be happy you had a good time mate.

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Ok. So many of your punts suck because you’re a cheap, abusive cunt

Nice and short, maybe not very funny and really only the flipside of what 11 told you, if you weren’t too fucking stupid and backward to get it.

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He follows me around writing an essay on every post I make and I don't bother reading them. Don't tell me you're sticking up for hookers too, fkn sink so low.

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I see dating sex workers as sport and pleasure.

There’s a challenge to bag the goose but not get cooked like one. Once you’re aware of all their tricks the game is quite enjoyable, like walking on a tight rope, a balancing act with your wallet in one hand and your dick in the other.

No harm in doing that is there?

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So you know what a thousand cocks taste like with one kiss, and even take it out for dinner?

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Given the anathema of some to long posts, I don't want to tax anyone's reading comprehension or ADHD disability, especially after the recent purges, so I'll break this into 2 posts:

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I had thought the purge upset you.

MBW22 was a character and wasted his talent here. He should be getting paid writing jokes or being on radio etc. Perhaps he is and we just don’t know it.

Anyway I missed you 11Bravo and I even ventured to that international site you frequent just to see if you’re OK. I note some others from here frequent it also AND they seem to regurgitate the same allegiance to various Syd based places whilst there.

Do people get paid to shill across various platforms? They must obviously. So it’s not the site promoting IN all cases but individuals too.
I suppose if there’s no conflict of site interest they are allowed?

I mean, I couldn’t pump my favourite brothel could I? Perhaps a few random posts but not open slather broadcasting, especially if I’m doing it out of love…

I learn more every day.

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So you know what a thousand cocks taste like with one kiss, and even take it out for dinner?

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I’ve even told one to come home with a pussy full of cum, enough said eh? Go have your vanilla sex and be happy.

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He follows me around writing an essay on every post I make and I don't bother reading them. Don't tell me you're sticking up for hookers too, fkn sink so low.

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I’m not sticking up for anyone. I’m saying you’re a cunt. You’re happy to declare you’re a cunt, so I don’t think is too controversial. Hope this has cleared this up for you now.

I am a cunt. You have to be in this day and age or you get no where.

If I wasn't a cunt in the punting game, these chick's would play you. Check the post title. These fkn losers have feelings for these low life women, no way I'll up pathetic like that.

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I am a cunt. You have to be in this day and age or you get no where.

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'no where' is wrong. The correct term is 'nowhere' as one word.

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I had thought the purge upset you.

MBW22 was a character and wasted his talent here. He should be getting paid writing jokes or being on radio etc. Perhaps he is and we just don’t know it.

Anyway I missed you 11Bravo and I even ventured to that international site you frequent just to see if you’re OK. I note some others from here frequent it also AND they seem to regurgitate the same allegiance to various Syd based places whilst there.

Do people get paid to shill across various platforms? They must obviously. So it’s not the site promoting IN all cases but individuals too.
I suppose if there’s no conflict of site interest they are allowed?

I mean, I couldn’t pump my favourite brothel could I? Perhaps a few random posts but not open slather broadcasting, especially if I’m doing it out of love…

I learn more every day.

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1. You are very astute, so I've gone submarine: run silent, run deep.

2. If you notice, everything there has a place. The "Rants and Stupid Shit" Thailand thread collects most all of the garbage as just about anything goes there, so keeps other threads "cleaner". If someone litters, then there's the blue-ink chastisement, before banishment. Most all take the hint. And when they don't, on reincarnation, they're placed on permanent moderation. Very few reach that fate. Just more of a give-n-take attitude, big city if you will.

3. No shilling, paid or otherwise, just personal experiences posted for the benefit of others. Reciprocity being WELL understood.

BTW: You came to mind just the other day. My "help me across the street" girl apologized for not being able to take me out again, given that business was booming. Win-win, she's successful, and I had a GREAT time.

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He follows me around writing an essay on every post I make and I don't bother reading them. Don't tell me you're sticking up for hookers too, fkn sink so low.

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There's just some pieces of shit you really do have to scrape off your shoe...

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I am a cunt. You have to be in this day and age or you get no where.

If I wasn't a cunt in the punting game, these chick's would play you. Check the post title. These fkn losers have feelings for these low life women, no way I'll up pathetic like that.

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Seems there are some junior punters who think that punting is a zero sum game; if there's a winner, there must be a loser. And they are so SCARED of being considered a loser, and I mean piss their pants scared that they have to play the tough guy, "the bend over and brace, bitch" guy. Which gets them the "work to rule" response. So they cry and moan about their lack of success.

Experienced punters know that punting is, when played correctly, a win-win game. You're happy, she's happy; you're happy she's happy, and she's happy you're happy. Win-win. And that's why, if you decide to return, you're welcomed back with open arms, both the provider's and the shop's. Otherwise, you're just that piece of crud that has to be swept out the door, tail between the legs, the ole "eye roll" and LAUGHTER, "Just another wannabee..."

No great insight, but truth is, punters like jd45 are really expressing SELF-loathing, feeling obligated to lower others which is the only way they can feel elevated. Incel, taking out his frustrations because his ONLY recourse is punting. Like Groucho Marx: wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me.

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I am a cunt. You have to be in this day and age or you get no where.

If I wasn't a cunt in the punting game, these chick's would play you. Check the post title. These fkn losers have feelings for these low life women, no way I'll up pathetic like that.

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These “low life women”, as you would have it, know what you think of them. As long as you continue to take this attitude in, they’re going to treat you like they know they’re going to treat them. Good luck with that.

I canÂ’t be bothered to educate you and I doubt IÂ’d ever be successful, even if tried. I had an open tab on a device I rarely use and sent and received a couple of pmÂ’s, and made a couple of posts. IÂ’m unlikely to log in or even read in the near future.

What's the point of this post? You are calling out a girl and a shop yet you don't identify anything. Essentially, you tell a story that makes you sound like an asshole. I don't think you get anywhere when you are a cunt. Try eating a combo meal at a restaurant and only pay for one item. That shit is not going to fly. Time to stop watching toxic content and move out of your mom's basement.

F**k you c**nts are pathetic. I even saw you cucks stick up for a hooker that stole out of some morons wallet. I can guarantee that some of you simps talk to these women and interested in their personal life. F***ken pathetic. Imagine what you look like behind that screen and how you carry yourself, some loser even subscribes to a hookers onlyfans f**k we need a war bad.

11Bravo I wasn’t saying you were shilling but others as I believe you’re above reproach and genuine. Though I often wonder why you continue to educate people? It’s a bit like Mother Theresa helping the poor people, it’s a never ending stream of humanity that needs assistance. Perhaps if you believe in an afterlife you’ll be rewarded for your service to the punting industry? Who knows.

So I have a sore shoulder from too much heavy lifting and am looking to get a proper massage. On spec I’m going to try one of your recommendations. The happy ending is neither here nor there at present as about once a year I do need the genuine article. It’ll be a test not on your recommendation but on whether the girls offer anything without asking. If they offer I’ll accept if course 😁

Normally for me a brothel punt is two hours and a proper massage 90 minutes. So I’ll time down the massage request to 60 or even 45 minutes in accordance with average protocols and see how things go.

Now this is silly but I am known by some for what I wear so I’ll have to change that too. I’ve had girls say “oh you’re that guy” or even mumble to themselves “you’re wearing …..” on first sight. Some even know my real name and I have no shame. It even intimidates a few, strange that, considering I’m a punter just like everyone else and want to be accepted just like anybody else.

So incognito I’ll go and I’ll keep you updated.

If it leads to parts two or three a review will follow.

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I am a cunt. You have to be in this day and age or you get no where.

If I wasn't a cunt in the punting game, these chick's would play you. Check the post title. These fkn losers have feelings for these low life women, no way I'll up pathetic like that.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What. An. Alpha.

The greatest irony is you can only GET hooker pussy.

Which in turn is making you an angry little boy since you think they're such low lifes. However, clearly no normal woman wants you.

Be thankful for these low women sweetheart, without them, you'd still be a little boy virgin 🤣

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And who's the enemy? The providers? Listen to ScotPassingThrough, they are way more intelligent and astute than you; they'll run circles around you. ("She knew I was going to come before I even did? How is that possible?") Like I say, circles...

Those that enjoy life more than you? Have more successes than you? I think Footballpunter nailed it with his "stop watching toxic content" suggestion. Who is it? Tate? (I really don't follow). He's laughing all the way to the bank, supported by suckers like you, while you're standing outside, mystified by your constant failures.

You look down on someone, they might very well live DOWN to your expectations. You treat someone as an equal, they might very well live UP to your expectations (Granted, I only have experience with the latter, none with the former). Human nature.

If you think I'm a cuck or a simp, fine by me, your opinion "machts nicht". Because I'm the one that walks into a shop with a smile, and walks out of a shop with a smile. You just don't seem to experience that same symmetry. Instead, you stand outside bleating about your misfortune.

Giving respect, showing empathy are not weaknesses, they're appreciated strengths. You want respect, give respect. I've said it MANY times: treat her like an orifice, she'll be an orifice. Treat her like a person, she'll be a person. Personally, I much prefer the latter, just oh so MUCH MORE fun.

Obviously, YMMV

BTW: You don't have the intelligence to survive a war, neither real nor flame. You're just a one shot musket, easily overrun.