Given the anathema of some to long posts, I don't want to tax anyone's reading comprehension or ADHD disability, especially after the recent purges, so I'll break this into 2 posts:

Humor

Doesn't anyone else find a young pup's bragging of how he howled at the moon, barked, TRIED to be an Alpha, when all he proved is how beta he is? And how absolutely CLUELESS he is. How clueless you ask? By his OWN admission:
Quote Originally Posted by jandross45 View Post
Idk how she new but.. she knew when I was about to blow my load and quickly got out of the way which ruined everything.
Really? Like saying "On the goal line, quarterback sneak, and, I don't know, I just didn't score because the linebacker sussed the play and stopped me short..." Hint: that's what linebackers do when they DON'T have any respect for a young pup...

And the ending:
Quote Originally Posted by jandross45 View Post
The only response I got was: don't come back here. I replied: you're damn right about that.
TRYING to get in one last bark when the little pup was shooed off the porch...

Amazing how many shops recognize a little pup and how many shoo away this misbehaving wannabee. Must be pretty stupid given the number of times he's had his nose rubbed in his own shit...

Alphas? We're recognized just by our demeanor, no barking required, whether it's the first visit or the 20th to a shop. Just this past week, my booking was 15 minutes late. Did I bark, throw a temper tantrum like some little wannabee pup trying to act like a big dog? Hell NO. Took the opportunity to catch up with the owner, get a rundown on her new acquisitions...

BTW: You were called, but, as expected...folded.