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[penetrate88]

Has anyone tried either 142 Maitland road or its partner shop 4/180 Maitland road? Fully know the pics on locanto are too good but wondering if there’s any slight talent.

Yeah there is a half decent girl there I've seen a couple of times, probably 40ish but nice bolt ons, half decent figure. But every time I go there, I'm promised I can pick from 4-5 girls and when I get there it's one girl that can't (or pretends not to) speak English.

[bung72]

Thanks mate, I knew this could be a way for sure.
Honestly too much effort and too uncomfortable of an experience to just try once. Was wondering if there was a more streamlined way to try. If not, I'll wait 30 years and try again.

Honestly, GPs could hardly give a crap about viagra - just ask and they will peel off pretty much as much as you ask for within reason.... 12 tabs and 5 repeats, should last a while....

[ohiololsss5]

If you know you know.
Anyone who follows Instagram check this out.
A behind the scenes window into The Newcastle massage scene. Anyone who wants to thank me for this can donate to my go fund me session three with Susie fund and also allow me to post a review.
may_aussie_thai

Anyone who has met May from back in the day we'll certainly enjoy being a follower of hers on Instagram
Queue the next 10 pages of this thread blowing up
Driver5

May's insta isn't worth following, but definitely worth following all the hot young Sydney girls that have visited newcastle through her over the years and do private work

[Joe1956]

You have a list?

[Ramjet777]

May's insta isn't worth following, but definitely worth following all the hot young Sydney girls that have visited newcastle through her over the years and do private work

Hot is debatable..

[Krusty Lad]

Hot is debatable..

And just like that you ruined the dreams of several members, they just found out that they are in love with an ugly worker

[BiGuy]

And just like that you ruined the dreams of several members, they just found out that they are in love with an ugly worker

I can still hear in my head suzie saying "your making me cum ******* (my name)" and I will admit I fell for her just for the drive home 😅😅😅.

[Krusty Lad]

I will admit I fell for her just for the drive home ������.

Her mission is complete

[Krusty Lad]

That reminds me about an older (50+) massage lady that I used to see on the reg. She gave great head, amoung other things. While she is in the middle of it, I have probably said on one or two occasions "Oh God, I think I love you".
She used to absolutely love when I went down on her.
This one time while I was eating it, I could feel her body building up. She tightened her stomach muscles, lifted her head to look down at me and made eye contact as I looked up at her. Then as she was in the middle of an orgasm, she blurts out "Oh babe, I love you"..... Then it was right there that she stopped, gave me a shocked look, realised what she said and then looked embarrassed. She got up, cleaned the table and finished up.

Later on I found out that she is married and the husband only thinks she is giving a H/E at most. I haven't been back since then.

[ohiololsss5]

That reminds me about an older (50+) massage lady that I used to see on the reg. She gave great head, amoung other things. While she is in the middle of it, I have probably said on one or two occasions "Oh God, I think I love you".
She used to absolutely love when I went down on her.
This one time while I was eating it, I could feel her body building up. She tightened her stomach muscles, lifted her head to look down at me and made eye contact as I looked up at her. Then as she was in the middle of an orgasm, she blurts out "Oh babe, I love you"..... Then it was right there that she stopped, gave me a shocked look, realised what she said and then looked embarrassed. She got up, cleaned the table and finished up.

Later on I found out that she is married and the husband only thinks she is giving a H/E at most. I haven't been back since then.

It's surprising how many of the young attractive massage ladies in the area that do this and fs are married on their socials.

[Krusty Lad]

It's surprising how many of the young attractive massage ladies in the area that do this and fs are married on their socials.

They very rarely admit to having a partner, they even tend to go a bit quiet when you ask. Then they get their gear off and you see their baby belly and just know that they have a kid or two. Some guys get turned off by this. Not me, it let's me know that i am getting my money's worth by fucking someone else's lady.

[BiGuy]

Not me, it let's me know that i am getting my money's worth by fucking someone else's lady.

😅 Thats the way!

[Driver5]

They very rarely admit to having a partner, they even tend to go a bit quiet when you ask. Then they get their gear off and you see their baby belly and just know that they have a kid or two. Some guys get turned off by this. Not me, it let's me know that i am getting my money's worth by fucking someone else's lady.

Yeah I know what you mean. A couple at Toukley way have an agreement where she gets to play as long as you pay him on arrival. It's a turn on when you give him the cash and he goes to Bunnings so you can slam his wife for an hour. They don't advertise at the moment but if they relist I'm back for round 4. Such a mind fuck first time but like old friends on repeat visits.

[Krusty Lad]

Yeah I know what you mean. A couple at Toukley way have an agreement where she gets to play as long as you pay him on arrival. It's a turn on when you give him the cash and he goes to Bunnings so you can slam his wife for an hour. They don't advertise at the moment but if they relist I'm back for round 4. Such a mind fuck first time but like old friends on repeat visits.

Have you or anyone else got a review on something like this arrangment? Does the girl really get into it, or is she a bit reluctant to do things?

[Driver5]

No she is not reluctant it is an arrangement where she has a high sex drive and her husband is happy for other guys to fulfill it for her last time for me was 9 months ago her ad on Locanto has not been up for about six months last time cost 150 dollars for one hour unlimited covered sex covered b****** covered f*** as many rounds as you want she is a nymph and she admits it any position and as hard as you want she is about 62 years old plus size figure probably 12 to 14 silicone tits but a little small for her shape now she absolutely loves getting f***** if the ad appears on Locanto I will let you know I have seen them off and on for the last two and a half years they are in the area near Toukley.

[Krusty Lad]

if the ad appears on Locanto I will let you know I have seen them off and on for the last two and a half years they are in the area near Toukley.

Thanks, you are a legend

[Hunter6969]

Hell yeah, I want a go especially with a hot granny

[BiGuy]

So i was going to wait and post my review after I had tried a 2nd shop also, so id hopefully have a positive experience after this negative one..kinda like a ying yang thing but fuck it here goes.

So I tried the old starfish recently (those that follow along hopefully get the hint). I dont want to stir any pots (and cause drama as others eperienced not too long ago) but honesty is the best medicine so im always going to state the truth of my experiences regardless. Thats what we all are here for.

Idk why, but just thought hell id give her a crack just for the laugh. Big mistake. Long story short I just wanted to fuck the sea creature, not smell one. I honestly have never experinced that before, thought it was always exaggerated but nope, something stank and it was foul. For those wanting detailed review, read on:

Inside the shop was pretty shit, old and blank (just like warners bay rose). Fyi boulevarde toronto is probs the newest and cleanest 'looking' outa all these shitholes..Anyway i digress - she greeted me and was polite enough, She is kinda thin and small so at first i thought cant be too bad. Yes old but didnt strike me as crazy old (but im no expert).. Another chick there also came stuck her head in the doorway to look at me for some reason?..idk why. She had an outfit on and looked bigger/fuller etc (in a good way) so i did think shit, shouldve asked for her instead but nerves got the better of me.

Anyway I paid 2 pineapples (i took the tip and only carried in that exact amount). Agreed and I got undressed whilst she dissappeared for some chit chat with the other decent looking chick. Came back and we agreed small massage first then the fs. Massage was very basic, probs the crappest Ive had, not that I expect much at these places but there is still a monster difference in quality when they put in a little effort (just saying). Then flipped for the extra (BJ followed by multiple positions). To her credit she does just lay or bend over and just stay there in silence basically whilst you do your thing. Even closed her eyes when flipped lol...Guess for me it just felt weird after my last trip to Suzies where the chemistry (lol) is just so much better. Maybe I also thought id be turned on alot more, it just felt off and I actually kinda felt a bit bad for her if she is indeed as old as previously mentioned.. The protection was also too tight which didnt help, im not huge but well sized - but is it just me or do these places always use smaller than just standard sized condoms..even at suzies and other shops they always feel way too fucking tight..

I digress again - But the main issue was how during ths fs I started to notice the scent. And yeah it actually did smell like the big blue wet thing..I was already in so i just went with it but I kinda hated myself for sticking around and not just bolting lol. It was honestly hard to tell if her mouth or down below..I kept my face away from both regardless. When i finished and she spoke it then seemed to really be her mouth so I was a little relieved but still disgusted with my choices for that day hahaha. I made use of the wet wipes and then disinfectant wash (which also actually smelt super weird comparred to usual). And yeah that was that.

Usually Im so excited I kinda have to try and not finish too quick but this was the opposite. And yes I know.."what would i expect for 100 bucks"..but srsly it was $70 bucks less than suzies but felt like $700 less value if that makes sense.

I left with that feeling like when your parent tells you they arent angry, just dissappointed lol...Except this was myself telling myself that.

Again I know I know, its a cheapie place but srsly I do at least expect basic hygiene. As always no hate for those who are regulars and have had good experinces there, the buffet is all yours. I just wasnt expecting surf n turf on the menu and its not for me ever ever again.

Unfortunately this really has put me off punting again with these places, think next try is just an aussie shop instead (which is where I shouldve gone). So you guys probably wont hear much from me again for the forseeable future.

[Krusty Lad]

So i was going to wait and post my review after I had tried a 2nd shop also, so id hopefully have a positive experience after this negative one.

Negative reviews are important too. Just think of it as taking one for the team.

She is kinda thin and small so at first i thought cant be too bad. Yes old but didnt strike me as crazy old

Are you talking about Tina? Depends if you think 60 is old.

Massage was very basic, probs the crappest Ive had, not that I expect much at these places

This is why i opt to bypass the massage, why waist time getting a shit massage.

Then flipped for the extra (BJ

uncovered blowie?

When i finished and she spoke it then seemed to really be her mouth

Punting is like owning a Gizmo.... it comes with great responsibility and has rules.
No.1 rule is.... never punt straight after lunch hour. You just found out why.

Unfortunately this really has put me off punting again with these places

Don't let Tina beat you. Get back on that horse and ride it into the sunset.

Great review, i really enjoyed reading it. Just because you don't like the Asian shops, doesn't mean that you can't review the ones that you do visit.

[Ramjet777]

So i was going to wait and post my review after I had tried a 2nd shop also, so id hopefully have a positive experience after this negative one..kinda like a ying yang thing but fuck it here goes.

So I tried the old starfish recently (those that follow along hopefully get the hint). I dont want to stir any pots (and cause drama as others eperienced not too long ago) but honesty is the best medicine so im always going to state the truth of my experiences regardless. Thats what we all are here for.

Idk why, but just thought hell id give her a crack just for the laugh. Big mistake. Long story short I just wanted to fuck the sea creature, not smell one. I honestly have never experinced that before, thought it was always exaggerated but nope, something stank and it was foul. For those wanting detailed review, read on:

Inside the shop was pretty shit, old and blank (just like warners bay rose). Fyi boulevarde toronto is probs the newest and cleanest 'looking' outa all these shitholes..Anyway i digress - she greeted me and was polite enough, She is kinda thin and small so at first i thought cant be too bad. Yes old but didnt strike me as crazy old (but im no expert).. Another chick there also came stuck her head in the doorway to look at me for some reason?..idk why. She had an outfit on and looked bigger/fuller etc (in a good way) so i did think shit, shouldve asked for her instead but nerves got the better of me.

Anyway I paid 2 pineapples (i took the tip and only carried in that exact amount). Agreed and I got undressed whilst she dissappeared for some chit chat with the other decent looking chick. Came back and we agreed small massage first then the fs. Massage was very basic, probs the crappest Ive had, not that I expect much at these places but there is still a monster difference in quality when they put in a little effort (just saying). Then flipped for the extra (BJ followed by multiple positions). To her credit she does just lay or bend over and just stay there in silence basically whilst you do your thing. Even closed her eyes when flipped lol...Guess for me it just felt weird after my last trip to Suzies where the chemistry (lol) is just so much better. Maybe I also thought id be turned on alot more, it just felt off and I actually kinda felt a bit bad for her if she is indeed as old as previously mentioned.. The protection was also too tight which didnt help, im not huge but well sized - but is it just me or do these places always use smaller than just standard sized condoms..even at suzies and other shops they always feel way too fucking tight..

I digress again - But the main issue was how during ths fs I started to notice the scent. And yeah it actually did smell like the big blue wet thing..I was already in so i just went with it but I kinda hated myself for sticking around and not just bolting lol. It was honestly hard to tell if her mouth or down below..I kept my face away from both regardless. When i finished and she spoke it then seemed to really be her mouth so I was a little relieved but still disgusted with my choices for that day hahaha. I made use of the wet wipes and then disinfectant wash (which also actually smelt super weird comparred to usual). And yeah that was that.

Usually Im so excited I kinda have to try and not finish too quick but this was the opposite. And yes I know.."what would i expect for 100 bucks"..but srsly it was $70 bucks less than suzies but felt like $700 less value if that makes sense.

I left with that feeling like when your parent tells you they arent angry, just dissappointed lol...Except this was myself telling myself that.

Again I know I know, its a cheapie place but srsly I do at least expect basic hygiene. As always no hate for those who are regulars and have had good experinces there, the buffet is all yours. I just wasnt expecting surf n turf on the menu and its not for me ever ever again.

Unfortunately this really has put me off punting again with these places, think next try is just an aussie shop instead (which is where I shouldve gone). So you guys probably wont hear much from me again for the forseeable future.

Haha has to be Waratah. I can’t believe guys on here have given that place an even half decent review, must be easily pleased I guess. I went once and they’ll never get me again.