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“I've been thinking with my guts since I was fourteen years old, and frankly speaking, between you and me, I have come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.”
― Nick Hornby, High Fidelity
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That reminds me about an older (50+) massage lady that I used to see on the reg. She gave great head, amoung other things. While she is in the middle of it, I have probably said on one or two occasions "Oh God, I think I love you".
She used to absolutely love when I went down on her.
This one time while I was eating it, I could feel her body building up. She tightened her stomach muscles, lifted her head to look down at me and made eye contact as I looked up at her. Then as she was in the middle of an orgasm, she blurts out "Oh babe, I love you"..... Then it was right there that she stopped, gave me a shocked look, realised what she said and then looked embarrassed. She got up, cleaned the table and finished up.
Later on I found out that she is married and the husband only thinks she is giving a H/E at most. I haven't been back since then.