Quote Originally Posted by Double_Adapter View Post
For fucks sake HG don't encourage the bloke! This a fucken sex forum not a cricket site.
Next thing blokes will be tossing around cricket lingo, and saying shit like:

- The magic is in the wrist
- He's pounding away on a good length
- The finger is going up
- Big cracks opening up all over the place
- That's just short of a good length
- There's a bit of grass on top but moist underneath
- Two really good balls there
- He's been taken from behind
- Too bad he didn't last long
- He found the gap beautifully
Pure Genius, hahaha, I like it.

We could ease into it doing away with the worn out Round 1 and 2, and replacing with the 1st and 2nd Innings instead.
Making a declaration can be when someone cuts a 2nd innings short due to performance issues related to the wood in their bat, with a golden duck being a failed first innings.

The added benefit will also be the ability to post in any situation.
Business colleagues, family, or friends, who may glimpse our screens will only see cricket related material.