Simping, white-knighting, gifting, love bombing, stalking, showering WLs with all types of shit… it’s completely fucked and simp brained behaviour, but it is what it is; and who am I to criticise some of these generous philanthropic cunts? I just hope they are showing the same charitable spirit to the poor bastards camped out along Pitt St and George St Sydney.

As for the usual gifts some WLs receive (and I might add, a few of these eventually found their way to me as unloved or unwanted leftovers), the list includes:

* Flowers
* Chocolates - I prefer dark over milk chocolates but I ain't complaining
* Homemade meals (includes Greek, Turkish, Italian, Macedonian.).....credit where it’s due, some of these cunts can really cook a mean dish, the meals were exquisite.
* Cookies, biscuits and Lebanese sweets - the Anzac biscuits and chocolate brownies were delicious (homemade apparently)
* Lingerie
* Cosmetics
* Dildos, and flavoured lubes
* Wine, beer, and spirits - cheers again lads.
* Mecca, Myer, DJ gift cards
* Sexy dresses, heels, and underwear for WLs to wear - some of you bastards have surprisingly good taste, so thanks again for making these chicks look ultra sexy
* Phones, tablets, and watches
* Sunnies and Scarves
* Indian shawls and saris.....yeah nah
* Perfumes
* Jewellery, necklaces, rings, bracelets… the lot.

Some chicks have also mentioned receiving cash, cars, rego, servicing and repairs, holidays, flights to visit home, money to kickoff a MP business, and even apartments. Safe to say some of those SDs bastards are operating in an entirely different tax bracket.

Biologically and physically speaking blokes are generally the givers and chicks are generally the receivers.....so if you gonna hand out gifts and large tips knock yourself out - but do it because you want to and not expecting juicy extras and favours in return.Nothing screams simp louder than treating gifts like invoices.