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    Quote Originally Posted by Divine View Post
    Rooter, you are a fucking genius! This is so hilarious!!!
    Thanks dude!
    Definitely not a genius but if I have made few people laugh then mission accomplished. I don't think my post was very original, it was just putting together in one post what all of us punters have thought at some stage when we look at the websites of the agencies and shops. It's definitely not against agencies/shops and definitely not against WLs (I love all the WLs!!!) It's more a case of saying "hey we know what you are really saying, and thats cool, we will still book your girls, and we will still have a great time with them". It's like when you go to see a horror movie; we all know that zombies and vampires aren't real but we pay for our ticket and suspend reality and common sense for that 90 minutes and enjoy being taken on a wild ride and have the shit scared out of us and enjoy every minute of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR View Post
    Yeah, speaking of INNOCENT, I think I got played by an "Innocent" girl the other day at Silver Fox, the name is Sara and that supposed to be her first shift in a RnT shop and my lil brother was supposed to be her first cock from a paying customer!! That's what Foxy told me anyway, and she is very pretty, has an innocent enough look and gee a nice big pair of D Cups and showing a very inviting amount of cleavage, so hey, I was happy to give her a test ride and sort of ease her into her RnT career, then I spent most of my time talking and explaining most of the ins and outs of the job to her and at all times thinking about her own benifits and protection. I told her she doesn't have to take clothes off until she is ready or comfortable with the customers, but HJ is a service she must provide and she could stay away from B2B service for the time being (BTW this B2B service has since been re named "Special Massage" as people are complaining!!, anyway). So of course I showed her a few basic techniques and she got me over the line with out too much difficulty - well, actually, it was kind of hard as there was no tits to see or play, so as I was getting close, I couldn't care any more, I just grab one of her tits over her clothes and shoot!! A very nice hand feel too. And I have to show her where all the wet and dry tissues and what to do to tidy up the room. WTF! Sara did promise that she will take her clothes off for me next time. and I was already thinking about the following Thursday.................haha

    So you think, why am I telling you all these boring and stupid stuff, the reasons being, later that afternoon, around 6pm, I rang up Foxy to check on how Sara was doing (I was such a caring gentleman and big brother sometimes!!) and how the customers had commented, to my total surprises and shock!, Foxy told me Sara was doing very well, and two customers already had B2B with her and they were very happy. I thought, are you serious?? she is doing B2B already!! so what the fuck was I doing this morning !! what a stupid fool I was in believing she was that "INNOCENT" and accepted a HJ with no nude - I should have got that first B2B from her and gave those big boobs a good hard titie fuck and made a mess on them.

    That really put a whole new meaning into the terms INNOCENT girl or NEW TO THE INDUSTRY !!

    or was that my training which was so DAMN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, that turned her from a novice to a PRO in a couple of hours, I don't think so.

    It's OK, you guys can laugh all you want, sometimes I do silly things too..................LOL


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    Hi Ahlungor,

    Maybe she only likes good looking guys, haha!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepImpact View Post
    Hi Ahlungor,

    Maybe she only likes good looking guys, haha!!!
    So bitchy, scratch, scratch anyway I thought Al was a good looking bloke ... You know how you create a mental picture of someone when you read their posts. I have never met him so I kind of picture him as a DILF, sort of an old but hot bloke like George Clooney or Richard Gere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    So bitchy, scratch, scratch anyway I thought Al was a good looking bloke ... You know how you create a mental picture of someone when you read their posts. I have never met him so I kind of picture him as a DILF, sort of an old but hot bloke like George Clooney or Richard Gere.
    Nah Ahlungor can take a joke and isn't the sensitive type. I always thought he was quite young and just really horny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepImpact View Post
    Hi Ahlungor,

    Maybe she only likes good looking guys, haha!!!
    i bet you those customers got Sara's B2B first up were all tall dark and handsome and probably a couple of decade younger than yours truly here.................lol

    But I was once a much younger bloke too.............haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR View Post
    Yeah, speaking of INNOCENT, I think I got played by an "Innocent" girl the other day at Silver Fox, the name is Sara and that supposed to be her first shift in a RnT shop and my lil brother was supposed to be her first cock from a paying customer!! That's what Foxy told me anyway, and she is very pretty, has an innocent enough look and gee a nice big pair of D Cups and showing a very inviting amount of cleavage, so hey, I was happy to give her a test ride and sort of ease her into her RnT career, then I spent most of my time talking and explaining most of the ins and outs of the job to her and at all times thinking about her own benifits and protection. I told her she doesn't have to take clothes off until she is ready or comfortable with the customers, but HJ is a service she must provide and she could stay away from B2B service for the time being (BTW this B2B service has since been re named "Special Massage" as people are complaining!!, anyway). So of course I showed her a few basic techniques and she got me over the line with out too much difficulty - well, actually, it was kind of hard as there was no tits to see or play, so as I was getting close, I couldn't care any more, I just grab one of her tits over her clothes and shoot!! A very nice hand feel too. And I have to show her where all the wet and dry tissues and what to do to tidy up the room. WTF! Sara did promise that she will take her clothes off for me next time. and I was already thinking about the following Thursday.................haha

    So you think, why am I telling you all these boring and stupid stuff, the reasons being, later that afternoon, around 6pm, I rang up Foxy to check on how Sara was doing (I was such a caring gentleman and big brother sometimes!!) and how the customers had commented, to my total surprises and shock!, Foxy told me Sara was doing very well, and two customers already had B2B with her and they were very happy. I thought, are you serious?? she is doing B2B already!! so what the fuck was I doing this morning !! what a stupid fool I was in believing she was that "INNOCENT" and accepted a HJ with no nude - I should have got that first B2B from her and gave those big boobs a good hard titie fuck and made a mess on them.

    That really put a whole new meaning into the terms INNOCENT girl or NEW TO THE INDUSTRY !!

    or was that my training which was so DAMN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, that turned her from a novice to a PRO in a couple of hours, I don't think so.

    It's OK, you guys can laugh all you want, sometimes I do silly things too..................LOL


    Cheers

    Hahahhhaha,.... Bro Ahlungor this is so funny bro , i am laughing while i am typing this comment . Hahhaha,....this is so funny story from you bro hahaha...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    So bitchy, scratch, scratch anyway I thought Al was a good looking bloke ... You know how you create a mental picture of someone when you read their posts. I have never met him so I kind of picture him as a DILF, sort of an old but hot bloke like George Clooney or Richard Gere.
    Brother Rooter,


    you are too kind!!


    Well, well, well, when a brother says i could be good looking, no argument from yours truly of course. !!

    BTW, what is a DILF??

    I hope its not Dude I Love to Fuck!! unless its coming from a female................lol

    And I am truly humbled when you put me in the same sentence with the likes of GC and RG!!

    Mind you, in the 80's there are friends and colleagues who said I looked like Chow Yun Fat, and I could only take that as a compliment...................lol

    and we are all getting old...............perhaps too old, too fast...............haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepImpact View Post
    Nah Ahlungor can take a joke and isn't the sensitive type. I always thought he was quite young and just really horny.
    Haha, brother DI,

    I give you a 50/50 there!! All you have to do is to change 1 word on your sentence and it would be perfect:

    A more diplomatic version:

    I always thought he was quite mature and just really horny.

    or just the plain facts:

    I always thought he was quite old and just really horny.

    I don't mind either way...............lol

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    I read again this thread this morning and i am laughing again hahahah,.... You guys really and really funny hahahha.....

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    Sounds about right to me.

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    Thanks for the support on this thread guys. And please feel free to add any more "brothel words and phrases" you spot. Post them directly on this thread or pm them to me.

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    This is one of the funniest thread I've read here. Thanks for starting it bro rooter, it's absolutely brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rooter View Post
    Thanks for the support on this thread guys. And please feel free to add any more "brothel words and phrases" you spot. Post them directly on this thread or pm them to me.
    Rooter, could I suggest you to add:
    Photos *for indicative purposes only (overseas version)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill_100 View Post
    Rooter, could I suggest you to add:
    Photos *for indicative purposes only (overseas version)
    So true !! That goes straight into the brothel/agency dictionary

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    Brilliant post bro! Most of it has very good truth as well.

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    Shops version of Girl description:
    Tall, slim and sexy means
    Looks tall in heels, was slim back in high school and have 5 or 6 beers and she'll be sexy!

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    All inclusive in full service price.
    But charges u extra for bbbj, dfk, daty, fingering, touching/licking tits, spanish, 2nd round.

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    Yes it looks right to me

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    I know u meant it as a joke Rooter, but some of the decoding is actually quite accurate. Haha

    Thanks dude.

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    Brother Rooter ,,,

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