Ask Christmas and Babycat

[Maxybro]

The thing with bullshit talkers and creeps here is that they always, always, always have a history. Sometimes they get banned or they just disappear for a while, only to reappear with a new name but try as they might they can't help themselves and soon they go back to their old ways and it becomes pretty easy to spot them.

With Godmember, even though my creepo meter was going off the charts I was happy to just put up with him and use my vomit bag every-time I read his creepy posts but if he wants to act smart, I can play his game. I've got his creepy past on the forum ready to release but I don't think he wants that out in the open. I might be the only one calling him out in the open but I can tell you that based on the pms I received from others I'm not the only one reaching for the vomit bag.

We're all punters here and in some ways we are all a little weird in our own unique way, and that's ok, but being an outright creep is not.

[Tall Focker]

I knew you’d have to quote me to respond microdick, which meant you had to re-post the pic of you as the forum’s resident parasite. What a maroon.

He says he likes to niggle, and in this he has quite a Christian approach I’ll grant him that. He much prefers to give than to receive.

But it's not a level playing field - he's in need of a wit transplant.

I don't think I've ever seen a proper comment from Microbro just taking shots

[Tall Focker]

yeah i'll just answer it! answer was locksmith!!!

That's not fair! I didn't know we were playing FOB rules!

[Maxybro]

I don't think I've ever seen a proper comment from Microbro just taking shots

Yeah you really are a dumb focker. By the way big guy, couple of questions: did you end up putting your money where your mouth is and book a private session with Christmas?
What happened to your negative reviews? We are still waiting dumb focker.

[mrbluesky1]

microbro is a good chirp though - gotta give the creeps that one

anyway keep up the good work lads this shit is great.

[BongKong]

microbro is a good chirp though - gotta give the creeps that one

anyway keep up the good work lads this shit is great.

What does a good chirp mean?

[BongKong]

BongKong I think you appreciate me a little more than you are letting on!

I do - sometimes i feel im a bit weird. But then i read your posts and realise there are other people in much worse circumstances. You are very reassuring

[Maxybro]

microbro is a good chirp though - gotta give the creeps that one

anyway keep up the good work lads this shit is great.

Bro I think you need to go back to bed because your post doesn't even make any sense. The lads will be scratching their heads trying to work out what the fuck you are trying to say.

Peace

[Tall Focker]

Yeah you really are a dumb focker. By the way big guy, couple of questions: did you end up putting your money where your mouth is and book a private session with Christmas?
What happened to your negative reviews? We are still waiting dumb focker.

Sorry Microbro we did have a new guy called G$$ who seemed smart but you scared him off. Now you'll just have to live with dumb fockers like me. I'm going to make you wait longer for the review since you called me fake

[Christmas]

Yeah fuck this thread i already back up my favourite questions
ㅎㅎ

[Christmas]

Microdick, you never post any original material, you only feed off others. You’re just a parasite.



And they make everyone vomit.

I like Spaghetti

[God Member]

Wtf... i thought it's so good. Ok...i 'll try again...

I figured it out. Its The Lady of Shallot. (Both by William Holman Hunt.)

[Christmas]

@chinaman
@bongkong


spam is half price rn(all range)


so is sara lee (all range)

omg! take my money

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/p...chocolate-chip
this is good one (AR @my blog)
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/p...hip-sandwiches
fuck me!
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/p...num-red-velvet
the world is trying to make me fat, i'll live up to their expectation

[mrbluesky1]

Bro I think you need to go back to bed because your post doesn't even make any sense. The lads will be scratching their heads trying to work out what the fuck you are trying to say.

Peace

fair go champ. try reading it a bit slower next time.

[G$$]

Sorry Microbro we did have a new guy called G$$ who seemed smart but you scared him off. Now you'll just have to live with dumb fockers like me. I'm going to make you wait longer for the review since you called me fake

nah mate, still here. Just been busy lately and the conversation here hasn't been that engaging for me.
Maxybro hasn't scared me off, he hasn't really treated me that badly either. He really only called me out once after I said something stupid, so deserved I guess.

Jerry, can you clear your inbox please

Seconded

[BongKong]

@chinaman
@bongkong


spam is half price rn(all range)


so is sara lee (all range)

omg! take my money

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/p...chocolate-chip
this is good one (AR @my blog)
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/p...hip-sandwiches
fuck me!
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/p...num-red-velvet
the world is trying to make me fat, i'll live up to their expectation

Spam with real bacon? Is that like baconbits in it - i do like spam when its cut thin and fried

Sara Lee is nice but i prefer Ben & Jerry. Although this flavour sounds good
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/p...b-butterscotch

But the ice cream sandwiches are the shit. Im gonna go grab some of those.

Check this one out though - i havent had it but reckon it'll be nice:
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/p...egg-bacon-pies

And Chinaman grab this in bulk so you're ready for any CIH opportunities:
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/p...daily-moisture

[God Member]

Am i seriously the only one that thinks this guy is strange?

In her blog Christmas said her top bunk bed was “shaking like an earthquake" while the strangers underneath her were f**king.

If she’d posted this gif, which describes exactly what she said, you would have had a big laugh.

Christmas in the top bunk at the backpackers while strangers are having sex beneath her.

But if I post it, I’m “strange.”

Christmas posts it – she’s funny.

I post it – I’m strange.

Same circumstance, same gif, same posting.

One person strange, the other funny.

That leaves us without a description for you.

How about…. ”Schizophrenic” ?

[BongKong]

In her blog Christmas said her top bunk bed was “shaking like an earthquake" while the strangers underneath her were f**king.

If she’d posted this gif, which describes exactly what she said, you would have had a big laugh.

But if I post it, I’m “strange.”

Christmas posts it – she’s funny.

I post it – I’m strange.

Same circumstance, same gif, same posting.

One person strange, the other funny.

That leaves us without a description for you.

How about…. ”Schizophrenic” ?

I didnt say any of it was funny.

Normal people read the story, maybe say a joke or something. You read it and ask shit like (and quoting your words):

"Tell me more about the sounds you heard in the bunk beds room. Did you ever hear people trying to pursuade others into having sex? What, specifically were the sounds you heard? eg. Did you ever hear anyone announce (to no-one in particular) “I’m coming!” You know like, “Icu!”".

Its like you try turn everything into jack off material. I could be wrong but you just seem like the kinda guy who hides cameras in female toilets - thats why i think you're strange.

[God Member]

So we're both not funny? Christmas or me?

It is just down to your lack of a sense of humour then. That's a handicap.

That scene was cinematic and very funny. Feel free to quote my expansion of it too.

[CunningLinguist]

You need to post more nudes.

Or maybe that gangbang shot with his dick at half mast ...