You got to remember nor everyone can get a hot, young Finnish backpacker and on the first date bring her to a "secret spot" and swap with 3 other fit/gym couples in a shower and bang the shit out of each other for an hour or fist some ramdom girl or fuk a stranger in a cinema or have a woman fly you interstate waiting on her knees all while having a another cute back packer on rotation.

Obviously, if most blokes could get this while investing very little time/money they would choose this in a heartbeat. However, even the most successful movie stars, celebrities, sporting hero's couldn't get this. Its only you, with some wine and cheese.

Just out of interest, what do you do if they're lactose intolerant?