I thankfully havent had as bad as what youre leaning on here, but there was one massage at a shop in coomera, where i got led to a room by a semi attractive ml then this absolute boiler walked in, some kiwi bird i think. Anywho it was lucky i was wearing my high vis and i could here my phone vibrating from my clothes constantly, just from facebook messenger going off.

I said i needed to check my phone and said sorry theres been an incident at work and left.

I always leave my phone on vibrate, and i think if i ever needed to leave further into a massage id drum up the same excuse.