Quote Originally Posted by B J Hunter View Post
This shop seems to have everything except a courtesy bus service.
There you are waiting on the corner of Bathurst and George sts when the ‘Wet Dreams’ courtesy bus arrives covered in advertising decals such as ‘Love Honey Penis Pumps’ and ‘Viagra... Stay Strong and Go Long’ and discretely whisks you away. When the bus pulls up at a set of lights it shudders and shakes and shoots water out of its bonnet mounted water cannons at the surrounding cars.
Maybe get the guys from pimp my ride to convert an old casino shuttle bus.
The courtesy bus needs a name = Sperm Bus or Route 69
The bus needs a distinctive horn sound = "bow-chicka-wow-wow"