Lockdown's almost over, hang on just that little longer!

[lonely heart]

"Remedial or therapeutic massage services" are apparently allowed to open in NSW, "massage parlours" are not.

https://www.nsw.gov.au/covid-19/what...do-under-rules

Check with your usual joint whether they are classified under "Remedial or therapeutic massage services" or not?

For the last time. Those of you keep refering to this page. Instead of fucking just reading whats in your face, look carefully and you can see there is a close tab. Its include all "personal services". such as massage and brothel. Then like I mention before, police caught you on non essential Travel can still fine you and good luck talking your way out of that.

Just hold your little general in there a little longer and will be all hunky dory.

[liminal]

For the last time. Those of you keep refering to this page. Instead of fucking just reading whats in your face, look carefully and you can see there is a close tab. Its include all "personal services". such as massage and brothel. Then like I mention before, police caught you on non essential Travel can still fine you and good luck talking your way out of that.

Just hold your little general in there a little longer and will be all hunky dory.

If the shop owner /masseur has a certificate to practice remedial/ therapeutic massage and they choose to open . They are legally allowed .

A customer then is legally allowed.

I would like to see the lawyers make a field day out of this one if , mid massage a compliance officer / police /other entered premises and further entered a treatment room mid session. ... probable cause ?


Today I’m going to have a massage for a legit reason with an appropriately qualified masseuse. Part 2 may or may not occur


... I’m waiting on opinion (and tweezers readied) from the forums self appointed internal learned counsel

[rooter]

If the shop owner /masseur has a certificate to practice remedial/ therapeutic massage and they choose to open . They are legally allowed .

A customer then is legally allowed.

I would like to see the lawyers make a field day out of this one if , mid massage a compliance officer / police /other entered premises and further entered a treatment room mid session. ... probable cause ?


Today I’m going to have a massage for a legit reason with an appropriately qualified masseuse. Part 2 may or may not occur


... I’m waiting on opinion (and tweezers readied) from the forums self appointed internal learned counsel

There is no shortage of lawyers (as well as political commentators, futurists, psychologists, clairvoyants, doctors, sexologists, anthropologists, and epidemiologists) on this forum bro, and we are all bored shitless now that we are unemployed or working from home and there's no footy and we've got no place to go, and a bit antsy and testy now that we aren't punting, so I am sure someone will take you up on the challenge. We are all spilling for a good fight

[Climax598]

If the shop owner /masseur has a certificate to practice remedial/ therapeutic massage and they choose to open . They are legally allowed .

A customer then is legally allowed.

I would like to see the lawyers make a field day out of this one if , mid massage a compliance officer / police /other entered premises and further entered a treatment room mid session. ... probable cause ?


Today I’m going to have a massage for a legit reason with an appropriately qualified masseuse. Part 2 may or may not occur


... I’m waiting on opinion (and tweezers readied) from the forums self appointed internal learned counsel

You are correct like seeing a Doctor is under essential services under the NSW public health act. If it under this act then is ok. If under a massage parlour then is No.

[liminal]

There is no shortage of lawyers (as well as political commentators, futurists, psychologists, clairvoyants, doctors, sexologists, anthropologists, and epidemiologists) on this forum bro, and we are all bored shitless now that we are unemployed or working from home and got no place to go, and a bit antsy and testy now that we aren't punting, so I am sure someone will take you up on the challenge.

I here ya ..

Taking up the challenge .. I might even perform some auto erotic act and self-report

[Poonhound69]

Got an email from one of my regular legit massage places saying they are reopening this week. Yeww

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Can you share the name? Thanks

[Bakergeoff]

Can you share the name? Thanks

Sure bro. These guys are as legit as they come though!

https://www.muscletherapyaustralia.com.au/

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[Chocolite]

For the last time. Those of you keep refering to this page. Instead of fucking just reading whats in your face, look carefully and you can see there is a close tab. Its include all "personal services". such as massage and brothel. Then like I mention before, police caught you on non essential Travel can still fine you and good luck talking your way out of that.

Just hold your little general in there a little longer and will be all hunky dory.

Well if I tell the police that my leg hurts and need remedial massage every week, that would be part of travel for "get medical care" reason and to "avoid injury or illness or escape a risk of harm" wouldn't it?

[wwttff]

Sure bro. These guys are as legit as they come though!

https://www.muscletherapyaustralia.com.au/

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This place charges $135 ph for a massage.... They better be very good. I know they are legit, but anything over $100 for a professional massage is still too much.... Just my view

[Bakergeoff]

This place charges $135 ph for a massage.... They better be very good. I know they are legit, but anything over $100 for a professional massage is still too much.... Just my view

Errr. Thanks mate... appreciate your contribution

Its inline with other physio prices for 1hr in the CBD, it's never going to compete with some Thai place around the corner.

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[Poonhound69]

Errr. Thanks mate... appreciate your contribution

Its inline with other physio prices for 1hr in the CBD, it's never going to compete with some Thai place around the corner.

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Sorry if this is a dumb question, but what's the difference between the remedial massage they offer vs a deep tissue oil massage/ sport massage at a CBD Thai joint? Both require contact between the masseuse and the person receiving the massage. And I'm talking about one of those legit Thai massage joints where you don't get extras.

[Bakergeoff]

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but what's the difference between the remedial massage they offer vs a deep tissue oil massage/ sport massage at a CBD Thai joint? Both require contact between the masseuse and the person receiving the massage. And I'm talking about one of those legit Thai massage joints where you don't get extras.

Beats me mate.

You gotta ask the govt how they have come to these conclusions...

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[wwttff]

Errr. Thanks mate... appreciate your contribution

Its inline with other physio prices for 1hr in the CBD, it's never going to compete with some Thai place around the corner.

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Just relax Bro. I do go to professional massage which is the type they provide in the Physio. If you only want the remedial massage, there are usually between 90-110 marks. I am not talking full physio treatment. Just remedial massage.